If you could play for any pro sports team??....

[Nicky Santoro]

and you were born with the ability to play that sport great, which team, which position, and which sport would you dream of playing on??

Is it QB for the Cowboys, or RB for NY Giants?
Is it SS for the NYY, or pitcher for Red Sox?
Is it center for the Montreal Canadiens, or RW for the NY Rangers?
Is it Center for the Lakers, or Guard for the Celtics?
would you dream of being a pro tennis player, or pro golf player, or soccer player for Brazil?


My whole life time dream as a kid was not a hockey player, it was 2nd baseman for the L.A. Dodgers.. Playing in L.A. would have been a dream.

[mathdotcom]

Short stop for jj's highschool team

[pavyracer]

If I was born in Canada in 1957 I would have loved to play for the 1977 Habs. They were the best team until the 2009 Habs.

[tacomax]

Playing in L.A. would have been a dream.

At least you got to live there.

[jjgold]

RB for Dallas

[tacomax]

Nicky - are you any good at hockey? If so, you get a place on the Habs team for sure. Even if you're fukkin' crap, you'd probably still get a place.

[fiveteamer]

I would like to play on the PGA tour. What a life. You wouldn't even have to work out.

[SlickFazzer]

Kickoff specialist for any NFL team.

No pressure of game winning FG's, just a guy who
signs a contract for 300k a year and my only
job is to kick the ball out of the endzone ever single time.

[raydog]

what is this hockey sport you speak of? and what is a Hab? never fukkin heard of either

[Iwinyourmoney]

Waterboy for the cowboys

[Tsoprano]

I'd prefer to be a crooked zebra

[sallysnax8]

first would be pro bowler...i'm nice.....

or

1b new york mets

[fiveteamer]

Guys, you can't beat the life on a pro golfer on the tour. Think about it. No jackass coach giving you a curfew, you are your own boss, get to eat steak and tates every night. Get drunk, work 4 days a week.

unfukkinreal.

[Bostongambler]

Female Tennis player. I want to take down the Williams sisters.

That Selena has a real attitude.

[fiveteamer]

I would eat seerena or venus' ass out.

[Willie Bee]

Either pitch for the Houston Astros or be the masseuse for the Swedish women's curling team (not counting that guy that's second from the left).

[betplom]

If I was born in Canada in 1957 I would have loved to play for the 1977 Habs. They were the best team until the 2009 Habs.

Nicky - are you any good at hockey? If so, you get a place on the Habs team for sure. Even if you're fukkin' crap, you'd probably still get a place.

Nicky loves this kind of attention, he said so himself, and we all know how honest he is.

[Matt Rain]

Shortstop for the Red Sox. Always loved playing baseball and my first visit to Fenway impressed the hell out of me.

Can't believe I went about 100 times to that depressing shit hole they called the Olympic Stadium. Worst baseball stadium ever - felt like a post-apocalyptic industrial wasteland.

[Willie Bee]

Guys, you can't beat the life on a pro golfer on the tour. Think about it. No jackass coach giving you a curfew, you are your own boss, get to eat steak and tates every night. Get drunk, work 4 days a week.

unfukkinreal.

That's true, but you also end up having to hang out with a bunch of asshole country clubbers. Don't think I could handle that for all the money in the world.

[Bostongambler]

Wiile Bee you need glasses.

[Willie Bee]

If you think the dude second from the left is good looking, Bostongambler, that's fine with me.

[fiveteamer]

I've never even played golf in my life but I would pick it in a heartbeat.

[Bostongambler]

I am saying they all look like guys.

[sallysnax8]

yeah the one on the right looks like she fell off the ugly tree

[Bostongambler]

yeah the one on the right looks like she fell off the ugly tree

And hit every branch on the way down.

[Nicky Santoro]

why would anyone want to be a pro golfer or even worse, a pro bowler or a even worse, a kicker in the NFL? dont you all want to be in the spotlight like Arod, or Kobe, or Manny, or peyton manning.. dont you want to be an idol to many kids and have people ask you for pictures with them or autographs? don't you want to be famous? you wont be all that being a bowler, golfer (unless you're tiger) or especially a place kicker. slicker, why kicker.. no one will care about you.. if you can be in the NFL, dont you want to be Joe Montana, or an Emmit smith? dont you want to be recognized by everyone? no one will know who the hell you are if you are a kicker or a bowler..

how can you find that girl on the far right attractive? i woudln't even bang her with ellen degeneres' dick..

[Willie Bee]

So let me see if I have this right here: I suggest that at least some of the Swedes are attractive and have a brief, public fantasy of giving them a massage and get crucified by several posters that, one can only assume none of which has never had sex with anything less than a 10. Meanwhile 5T dreams of taking an oral stroll down the old Hershey Highway on the tennis-playing Williams sisters and that gets a pass. Does that pretty much sum it up?

[tacomax]

Meanwhile 5T dreams of taking an oral stroll down the old Hershey Highway on the tennis-playing Williams sisters and that gets a pass.

[fiveteamer]

Willie I got your back pal, those IKEA bitches are doable.

[Willie Bee]

Thanks 5T, knew I could count on you. Leafs Nation brothers gotta' stick together.

[RogueScholar]

I have to go with either the PGA tour card on this as well. Country clubbers don't bother me, and FiveTeamer covered all the best reasons. I want to be the next John Daly!

[fiveteamer]

most pro athaletes are treated like children by their clubs. Unless you are Peyton Manning or Derek Jeter, you really have no control of your own life.

[Kaps]

SS for the chicago cubs

and would be the guy who leads them to the world series would own this town forever....even beyond jordan

[CaneDawg]

pga tour for me

second would be starting qb for the dawgs or canes

gosh knows the canes could use a qb

[flyingillini]

I would want to be the Shortstop for the 1932 St. Louis Cardinals