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JJ, i've represented GM in products liability cases, Eaton Corporation/Cutler Hammer, Union Pacific, etc. etc.
You couldn't afford me
I might do you a favor and help you out just for shits and grins..... make you my pro bono project for the year.....
or, more accurately in your pathetic situation, my "boner" case of the yearComment -
JJ you can't afford Donker.Comment -
let's get back to what's fun to do in Texas.....
my other "pride n joy" buck from LaSalle County near Encinal, taken back in 1994
both my bucks posted in this thread were cut from the same cloth as you and I Diggity, for each was with TWO does when I shot themLast edited by Auto Donk; 02-07-16, 02:46 AM.Comment -
Donk, Have I ever stepped on your toes, pissed you off? sure, if you read some of my shit I can be difficult to take on the `net I admit... but in person I am a good man, hold my own, do not fukk any man in any way...
let me pick this Man up, we meet you have dinner and drinks...smoke a joint, I need an out of town attorney for a family matter that I have... I have nothing pending, just have this one fukker I have to get - LEGALLY. I have cash, will travel... do NOT need to stay at your home Man, just legal advice.
if I misunderstood and you are NOT an attorney, please disregard my request/postLast edited by PittsburghPlayer; 02-07-16, 11:10 AM.Comment -
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I just made an edit... Thank you, this is very important to me.
And if it works for you, I can be where ever you say, or write later this week. Just need brakes and oil change tomorrow and I am ready to roll...
cut through Colo to grab an 1/8 of sticky green shit... you know I am NOT staying long with only an 1/8 !!
take Gold back to Vegas, Fla, NY... wherever he needs to be...Last edited by PittsburghPlayer; 02-07-16, 11:15 AM.Comment -
automan I would not give you $200 as your a street lawyer
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jj... your meager two-hundred bucks wouldn't even get you an hour initial consultation with me......
but, in an effort to bring back your child-hood memories from back in the school yard, i will walk up to you when and if you ever actually have $200 on you, and snatch it from you just like the "mean kids" did to your lunch money up until the fifth.... no, uh, make that sixth, uh... no, make that 8th, no, fuk it, up until you dropped out of school in the 11th gradeComment -
Donk, I will be speaking to an attorney from MA this morning. If from this attorney I get no relief and I need to represent myself, I will, but will need help. I have $, do not expect free legal counsel.
I thought it would be cool to meet this GoldBud since you two are relatively close by, but he is not interested. That`s cool. He seems like a crazy fukk, but in a good/funny way!
I will send a PM later. Thank you AutoDonkDude...Comment -
sure, no problem.... if the kids are in MA, in all likelihood MA has jurisdiction over then under the UCCJEA. I can guide you through the Texas Family Code (which codified the UCCJEA), but if MA has jurisdiction, then MA law will apply to any child custody determination to be made.
Shoot me a p.m. if you'd like, to give me the low down on your legal issue.Comment -
Pittsburgh...you around Texas? Do you like the casinos? If so, I'll be in Shreveport this weekend. If in the area feel free to stop by and say hello. Understand not everyone likes Shreveport, but it can be fun with the right attitude (and alcohol).Comment -
Shreveport not good
A lot of hamburgers there and petty criminalsComment -
Farming sucks
no idea how people do this all their livesComment -
If Automan is a Lawyer I am a State SenatorComment -
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never planned to, but now, after handling divorces/child custody matters, parental rights termination matters, etc., for friends, family members, and sons/daughters of some of my "company clients", and the word getting out, it's becoming a 33-40 percent portion of my practice......Comment -
ps JJ, guess youre a f'n senator.....
if you'd met me in Vegas a year ago, and made such an accusation, you'd probably left that steak dinner at Morton's with my California and Texas State Bar cards shoved up your assComment -
If I can make the leader of the Sons of Revolution cough up a hot engagement ring worth $17k stolen from a well-heeled client of mine on my own, I'm pretty sure your security detail will "cut n run" in fairly short order upon encountering me....
my suggestion to you, farmer gold, is to have with you your trusty pitchfork and a "wife" of the calibre of Eddy Arnold's Green Acres ho, to difuse the situation.
I'll agree to hit you over the head with the pitchfork only once, and then head to the local "DownTowner Inn" to bed your "Zsa Zsa Gabor-esque" wife before leaving town.....Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-10-16, 11:22 AM.Comment -
is your security detail as tough as 11-12 of these guys????
granted, 3-4 of em that I had to deal with only had "prospect" on their jackets/vests.... the dumbass prospects were the ones that got their hands on my client's ring.....Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-10-16, 12:36 PM.Comment -
Automan I can assure you if you're on the other side of the table eating a $200 steak with me you will know I am thereComment -
i look forward to the day when we eat steaks, break bread, swill wine, and leave our mark on the cityComment -
Gold would still be in vegas if he found that kity glitter machine.Comment -
A lot of keyboard warriors in this thread that's the difference between many of you and myselfComment
