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  • KVB
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-29-14
    • 74817

    #71
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    • downsouth
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-13-11
      • 11580

      #72
      Awful small stick for shit shoveling.
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      • Booya711
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 12-20-11
        • 27329

        #73
        Originally posted by gauchojake
        Is that coochy at Halloween??
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        • packerd_00
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-22-13
          • 17814

          #74
          Lol! Hell yeah he does look like Cooch.

          Good spot.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #75
            They were fukkin like rabbits

            On a farm you can here everything because so quiet

            lol almost was going to go look through windows
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            • ChuckyTheGoat
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 04-04-11
              • 37520

              #76
              jj, peek inside.
              Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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              • runwithit
                SBR High Roller
                • 07-26-15
                • 127

                #77
                Think you need a gofundme account to get yourself some Gloves, Boots and a Cowboy hat.
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                • mohye1980
                  Restricted User
                  • 01-25-14
                  • 2363

                  #78
                  I can't stop laughing. And I pray it's not true. Your penetrating with us right jj?
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                  • ApricotSinner32
                    Restricted User
                    • 11-28-10
                    • 10648

                    #79
                    classic video
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                    • Smoke
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-09-09
                      • 48111

                      #80
                      Clean up that shit boy
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                      • chico2663
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 09-02-10
                        • 36915

                        #81
                        j.j. 3 options we can go to san antonio. my cousin and her husband own the basement bar on the river walk. i will buy first couple of drinks. we can go hunting on my uncle ranch. rancho trinidad named after my grandmother. Or we can shoot the shit in houston. Got some mean strip bars down here. We can make a video and call it j.j.'s night of pleasure. Just let a brother know!
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #82
                          Originally posted by chico2663
                          j.j. 3 options we can go to san antonio. my cousin and her husband own the basement bar on the river walk. i will buy first couple of drinks. we can go hunting on my uncle ranch. rancho trinidad named after my grandmother. Or we can shoot the shit in houston. Got some mean strip bars down here. We can make a video and call it j.j.'s night of pleasure. Just let a brother know!
                          I bet San Antonio and Houston much better than Tyler area
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                          • RealSlimShady
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-24-07
                            • 6249

                            #83
                            Originally posted by Smoke
                            Clean up that shit boy

                            Coach is banged up. Can't even scoop that shit right
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                            • chico2663
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 09-02-10
                              • 36915

                              #84
                              j j good thing your not in indy. penetrating hay is the worst. shit itches too!
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #85
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                I bet San Antonio and Houston much better than Tyler area
                                well get your ass down here and find out....

                                Sullivan's or Ruth's Chris beats the shit out of the local Cattle Baron there in Tyler.....

                                But I won't let your tuck your f'n jacket into your pants if we hit the town.....
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  They were fukkin like rabbits

                                  On a farm you can here everything because so quiet

                                  lol almost was going to go look through windows
                                  probably was a couple of jackrabbits fukkin outside your hut
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                                  • unde0087
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 03-27-08
                                    • 28958

                                    #87
                                    JJ on a farm if you last a month I will be suprised. Might want to check into getting some new gear and some work gloves pal.
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                                    • SBRMAN23
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 01-07-11
                                      • 6906

                                      #88
                                      Originally posted by unde0087
                                      JJ on a farm if you last a month I will be suprised. Might want to check into getting some new gear and some work gloves pal.
                                      this guy on a farm and doesnt even own a pair of dickies/steel toe work boots knows nothing about hard work. FIrst day and yelling at his boss that he wasnt gonna pick up the shit. You cant make up this shit lmfao
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #89
                                        I'll pay him $100/day to clear some thorny ass brush off my fencelines..... he can even live in the shed out on the property....

                                        don't worry about the moaning coming from seemingly nowhere after midnight in the shed, JJ, it's only "ghosts" that hang out there, as the property was used to hang black people by my cousin's ancestors back in the late 1800's-1930's......
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                                        • unde0087
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 03-27-08
                                          • 28958

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by SBRMAN23
                                          this guy on a farm and doesnt even own a pair of dickies/steel toe work boots knows nothing about hard work. FIrst day and yelling at his boss that he wasnt gonna pick up the shit. You cant make up this shit lmfao
                                          At least he can yell at his boss, I had my dad and grandpa as my boss on our farm. If I said anything like that I would be getting my ass kicked. I was free labor for them waking my ass up at 5 a.m. to do chores. Those were the good old days though, riding horses and playing outside all day growing up. That was the life
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                                          • El Nino
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-03-12
                                            • 18426

                                            #91
                                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                            from "farmer type" to "creeper type peeping tom" wanting to watch two out of shape 50+ yr old country texans fuk....

                                            jj, you need to get down here to h-town..... I'll have my dealer drop off a couple of 8-balls and pick up some 17 yr old macallan for us.....

                                            we can catch a rockets game and hit Treasures afterwards..... Drake will be there.... After we all lose about 3 oz. of weight in the vip room, we can go spotlight a few bucks on my ranch.....

                                            Leave that half-ass dude ranch and come see how a real Texan lives.....
                                            Spot lighting deer is for poachers and hunters with zero skill...common donker.
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                                            • opie1988
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 09-12-10
                                              • 23429

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by El Nino
                                              Spot lighting deer is for poachers and hunters with zero skill...common donker.
                                              He's not talking about killing them, just spotting them to get a look at them.

                                              You're no game warden, pal. Let's leave this type of stuff to the Pros.
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                                              • El Nino
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-03-12
                                                • 18426

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by opie1988
                                                He's not talking about killing them, just spotting them to get a look at them.

                                                You're no game warden, pal. Let's leave this type of stuff to the Pros.
                                                For all I know, Donker could be trying to fukk those deer. jj more of a watcher from the look of this thread.
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                                                • Roadtrip635
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 12-07-10
                                                  • 6129

                                                  #94
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #95
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                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                      • 81450

                                                      #96
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      5:00 AM had to start

                                                      THis is bull shit now

                                                      They say I am done at 2 today which is not bad

                                                      So lights on in house last night and was going to look to see if I saw them fukking from window

                                                      Maybe tonight
                                                      Coach, did you ever catch them fukking?
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                                                      • Auto Donk
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43558

                                                        #97
                                                        Originally posted by El Nino
                                                        Spot lighting deer is for poachers and hunters with zero skill...common donker.
                                                        didn't say "spotlight and BLAST some bucks....."

                                                        i've got 99 sets of horns (actually, 97, as one of my big 8 point european mounts was stolen from our hunting cabin in webb county a few years back, and a spike I blasted after two people had wounded it's horns are with the second guy who wounded the deer)..... none of them have ever been shot at night or with the aid of a spotlight. One buck at dusk in the hill country was close to being "after legal shooting hours," but no lighting aid was used......

                                                        as far as "fukking" deer..... yah, whatever....

                                                        you don't disrespect such a beautiful species.... Sure, I kill them, it's in my family Heritage and I've done it since I was 11. I skin and butcher all my own deer, never have it "processed" -- though I have been using Fisher's meat market in spring to make sausage out of the trimmings I clean/process myself. Some of my fondest memories of my times with my Grandfather and uncles, cousins, my own sons, etc., involved time spent at the deer lease..... There's a ton of time spent on a ranch with family over a season..... you may pull the trigger two-three times all year, such instances last only a few seconds a piece, usually..... the rest of the time is spent observing this truly remarkable species and spending time with family.......

                                                        yah.... I "fukk" deer......

                                                        Imagine how pathetic it would be to have seen me run 275 yds down a sendero, drop trow, and start assbangin' this monster I shot back in 2004...... I take hunting, and all that goes with it (safety, abiding by the law, preparation, target shooting, traditions, training young hunters, etc.) extremely serious.....

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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #98
                                                          I think hunting should be illegal I'm trying to promote it on the farm but a lot of the boys love to hunt and it's a losing battle

                                                          Just about ready to go out square dancing the only problem is it's like 15 guys and 2 older ladies
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                                                          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-08-14
                                                            • 14988

                                                            #99
                                                            What a majestic creature.
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                                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 11-30-08
                                                              • 81450

                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              Just about ready to go out square dancing the only problem is it's like 15 guys and 2 older ladies
                                                              Holy shit... Coach... We need video is this!

                                                              PLEASE!!!
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #101
                                                                Is autodonk 5-11, 140, 61 years old?

                                                                I cannot hit this kid
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                                                                • Auto Donk
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                                  • 43558

                                                                  #102
                                                                  here, jj, since u obviously missed it.....

                                                                  oneunder didn't duck me like a f'n pussy like some other prick who I offered to buy dinner at Morton's for...... met oneunder at the venetian where we both played a poker trny...... he was close.... i'm 6'3, 225 lbs.... 48" suit.... 36" waist

                                                                  here's how oneunder put it:

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                                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                                    • 81450

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Donker are you going to let JJ meet your wife?
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Automan I would not let you represent me

                                                                      I picture you as a street laywer
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                                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                                        • 81450

                                                                        #105
                                                                        Donker's motto

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