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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Job Application to Work for JJGold
    Dear Mr. Gold,

    It is with great pleasure that I submit this job application to JJGold Industries and Forum Services. It has come to my attention that you are in need of a larger staff. If I am not mistaken, you currently employ 5 illegal immigrants to scour every line of every forum for items pertaining to matters that concern you. I would like to be the 6th. While I am not an illegal alien, I would be willing to work like one for an equivalent salary.

    I have a solid background in forum searching ability and safe cracking. I am very honest, hard working, and motivated to ensure you spread your seed across a wider array of forums.

    I look forward to your timely and earnest reply.

    Regards,
    Math D. Com
  • RealSlimShady
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 12-24-07
    • 6249

    #2
    Mathy, you sound too educated. Application denied. Next!
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    • flyingillini
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-06-06
      • 41219

      #3
      Mathy!
      המוסד‎
      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82905

        #4
        Hire yourself dumb ass. Brilliant!
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        • SlickFazzer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-22-08
          • 20209

          #5
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82905

            #6
            Originally posted by SlickFazzer
            Mathy is JJ.
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            • SlickFazzer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-22-08
              • 20209

              #7
              Mathy is a chess expert and handicapper. JJ knows nothing about chess.
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              • RealSlimShady
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 12-24-07
                • 6249

                #8
                Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                Mathy is a chess expert and handicapper. JJ knows nothing about chess.

                I bet JJ doesnt even know how to play checkers.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
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                  • mathdotcom
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-24-08
                    • 11689

                    #10
                    Slicky, don't worry. Pavy flunked out of detective school so now he is a forum ghostbuster.

                    Show me your badge pavy
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                    • flyingillini
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 12-06-06
                      • 41219

                      #11
                      I saw Mathy cleaning the Grade School gym today.
                      המוסד‎
                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                      • mathdotcom
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-24-08
                        • 11689

                        #12
                        flying lion eye

                        fukkin kids leave a mess every fukkin day. they have no respect.

                        whatever, joke's on them. every time they piss me off i loosen the climbing rope just a little.
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                        • pavyracer
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 04-12-07
                          • 82905

                          #13
                          [ATTACH]6350[/ATTACH]
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                          • mathdotcom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-24-08
                            • 11689

                            #14
                            Thats more like it pavy
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                            • Nicky Santoro
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-08-08
                              • 16103

                              #15
                              mathy knows too much about montreal and understands french.. jj never been to mtl and doesn't speak one word of french..
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