Dear Mr. Gold,
It is with great pleasure that I submit this job application to JJGold Industries and Forum Services. It has come to my attention that you are in need of a larger staff. If I am not mistaken, you currently employ 5 illegal immigrants to scour every line of every forum for items pertaining to matters that concern you. I would like to be the 6th. While I am not an illegal alien, I would be willing to work like one for an equivalent salary.
I have a solid background in forum searching ability and safe cracking. I am very honest, hard working, and motivated to ensure you spread your seed across a wider array of forums.
I look forward to your timely and earnest reply.
Regards,
Math D. Com
It is with great pleasure that I submit this job application to JJGold Industries and Forum Services. It has come to my attention that you are in need of a larger staff. If I am not mistaken, you currently employ 5 illegal immigrants to scour every line of every forum for items pertaining to matters that concern you. I would like to be the 6th. While I am not an illegal alien, I would be willing to work like one for an equivalent salary.
I have a solid background in forum searching ability and safe cracking. I am very honest, hard working, and motivated to ensure you spread your seed across a wider array of forums.
I look forward to your timely and earnest reply.
Regards,
Math D. Com