Man I'm Plastered!

[fiveteamer]

[Bread]

why do you like drinks with pretty colors Fiver?

[RogueJuror]

i wonder what's in the bag

[fiveteamer]

Because they taste fukkin good.

[fiveteamer]

Party supplies Rogie, having a party tomorrow.

[Bread]

i wonder what's in the bag

pimike's head?

[SlickFazzer]

what the hell is all that. I just say fukk it and stickl with a warm 12 pack of keystone.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Is that vodka, Midori, and gummi bears? LOL.

[RogueJuror]

i thought that was your slate for tonight

[fiveteamer]

OK, you've probably never had a bitch slap.

I actually had it at this gay bar I was at once (I live in the gay village)

it is,

1 red sourpuss

1 blue sourpuss

1 melon liquor (green stuff)

3 cranberry juice.

and gummi bears.

shit tastes like snapple

[MonkeyF0cker]

Haha. Nice. How many parts gummi bear?

[Robyn]

Alright fellas.....Bread decided to go hang out with his friend at the "bar" (aka strip club) tonight with his friend Dr. Chiropractor. He called in sick to work and has been drinking since 11:30AM. Any kind of wagers as to whether or not he makes it home tonight?

[fiveteamer]

wow 11:30, unreal.

[SlickFazzer]

I remember when Bread cracked that first beer this morning....how time flies.

He might be all tore up tonight.

[fiveteamer]

I thought that was a joke. Unreal. Bread is on a path to destruction.

[SlickFazzer]

He'll put in a solid 12 hour session today. Bread how
many bud light cans you crush today....18+ I will guess.

[Robyn]

It's not a joke. He left a few minutes ago. Wow, what a stud. I wish I could be that cool and drink all day long.

[fiveteamer]

At 11:30 I was making baked mac and cheese for my pot luck LOL.

[SlickFazzer]

I think at 11:30 I was rubbing one off.

[Robyn]

I was dealing with firing our Maintenance Supervisor at 11:30.

[Robyn]

p.s. I am not a nice person.

[fiveteamer]

Slick I rubbed one out before I went back to work LOL. It's not often I get the opportunity.

[The General]

My Cook pissed me off tonight.

[SlickFazzer]

[Casperwaits]

5'er...Alberta Pure? I didn't realize Canada has a vodka distillery.

[fiveteamer]

I don't know if they do or not. It's like the cheapest stuff there because we are making sparkling spiked pink lemonade! Yum!

[Casperwaits]

I don't know if they do or not. It's like the cheapest stuff there because we are making sparkling spiked pink lemonade! Yum!

I swear, just reading your drink menu has put into a diabetic coma.

[fiveteamer]

Lolz

[RogueScholar]

Alright fellas.....Bread decided to go hang out with his friend at the "bar" (aka strip club) tonight with his friend Dr. Chiropractor. He called in sick to work and has been drinking since 11:30AM. Any kind of wagers as to whether or not he makes it home tonight?

Well that certainly explains him being so belligerent in chat this afternoon. I swear, I thought he really wanted to throw down with some of us. I hope he makes it home okay, Robyn.

[Robyn]

Fiveyz, you having a party tomorrow?

[Robyn]

Well that certainly explains him being so belligerent in chat this afternoon. I swear, I thought he really wanted to throw down with some of us. I hope he makes it home okay, Robyn.

RS, he took the bus. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl..,,

[fiveteamer]

Yeah, Robyn. I tried to invite you and Bread.

[wtf]

how can bread call in sick to his posting job?

[Robyn]

Bread has a real job. Hard to believe. He manages people. Scary, eh?

[Robyn]

I am telling you all right now, I hve had one hell of a ****ing week at work so I am prone to be very honest and very rude tonight. I am drinking wine. Sorry for what I may say to some of you.