VegasDave: how to win a McDonald's cheeseburger eating contest?

[mathdotcom]

On Monday I am in a contest with another guy to see who can eat the most mcdonald's cheeseburgers. 15 minute time limit.

I want advice from the fattest, most disgusting, ugliest mcdonald's cheeseburger-eating fukks on this board. How to down as many as possible (BrentCrude, VegasDave)? How to handle the gag reflex (RogueScholar, jjgold)?

This is my current focus and POM taking backseat.

thanks
mathy

[SBR Lou]

Which cheeseburger from the menu, the single?

[VegasDave]

Fold in half. Should be an easy two bites.

Repeat as many times as necessary FTW.

I've lost 40 pounds and haven't had McDonalds in over 2 months for the record.

[mathdotcom]

Single cheeseburger, CrazyL

VD, can you eat more when you pace yourself? Or do you stuff your face quickly, rest for 5 mins, then start again?

thanks
mathy

[SBR Lou]

Single cheeseburger, CrazyL

VD, can you eat more when you pace yourself? Or do you stuff your face quickly, rest for 5 mins, then start again?

thanks
mathy

I feel qualified to weigh in here, I've been eating Mickey D's all my life and it's my favorite meal, but the quicker you eat McDonald's the more you will be able to eat before feeling full. Since you will not be eating fries, you should be able to win this if you can normally eat a full sized McDonalds meal without feeling too bloated.

[Boner_18]

Stuff your face for 15 and rest later. No resting in regulation time.

Alternatively, you could disassemble 5, eat just the patties and use the water dunk method w/ the 10 bun halves. Just my $.02

[VegasDave]

Single cheeseburger, CrazyL

VD, can you eat more when you pace yourself? Or do you stuff your face quickly, rest for 5 mins, then start again?

thanks
mathy

I was born without any indicator of being "full", and am always in a perpetual state of hunger, even if I have just finished a huge meal.

So considering my condition, I certainly wouldn't need any breaks.

[mathdotcom]

Boner you are a genius