Gambling is like sex

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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Gambling is like sex
    You need to keep your head in the game, keep a steady pace, and not hit a "bad line" too quickly. Money management is similar to "STD management". We all want to blow our money load on a lock, just like we want to bang a hot broad without a condom. While in gambling your balance at creditwagering might go negative, your STD test won't come back that way.

    Basically, keep your bets within the same weight class as your women: certainly no more than (-)200.

    Not being able to follow these rules is why we all suck at gambling and at sex.
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    So does a guy who blows his wad in 11 seconds make a good gambler?
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    • mathdotcom
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-24-08
      • 11689

      #3
      No slicky, he hit a bad line too quickly and regretted it right after clicking confirm.
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      • SlickFazzer
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-22-08
        • 20209

        #4
        Dammit.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Not a good comparison

          Gambling is more like Coke
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          • 007Fatty
            SBR MVP
            • 01-14-09
            • 2267

            #6
            lol i like that comparison
            means im good at both!
            hahaha jk=)
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            • compaqDikk
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-08-05
              • 5699

              #7
              we all know math.com is the ultimate loser. i bet he bangs 450lb broads because 3.5s is all he gets

              If you have ever seen the poster mathy it is a fukkin disaster and worse than me.

              He keeps his lights out most of the day and peeks through blinds and shitt all day and night.

              Yeh Fukkin strange but brilliant. I would think most real smart guys are real wachos and shut ins. I have serioulsy heard he sometimes stays in for 6-7 months straigt/

              Kind of strange i guess
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              • Nicky Santoro
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-08-08
                • 16103

                #8
                gambling is NO WAY like sex.. Gambling is way better..
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                • mathdotcom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-24-08
                  • 11689

                  #9
                  compaq

                  3 weeks and 4 days and counting

                  bathtub collecting dust
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                  • compaqDikk
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-08-05
                    • 5699

                    #10
                    strike 2
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                    • DwightShrute
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 01-17-09
                      • 103748

                      #11
                      sex is like pizza ........... when it's good, it's really good and when it's bad, it's still pretty good
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                      • mathdotcom
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-24-08
                        • 11689

                        #12
                        compaq make a vid of you lifting weights
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                        • slacker00
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-06-05
                          • 12262

                          #13
                          So, black guys have a bigger bankroll?
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                          • mathdotcom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-24-08
                            • 11689

                            #14
                            Yes big bankroll but no ****in' brains
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                            • SlickFazzer
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-22-08
                              • 20209

                              #15
                              no, just bigger peckers, right?
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                              • Rixsaw
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-23-08
                                • 4532

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                sex is like pizza ........... when it's good, it's really good and when it's bad, it's still pretty good
                                I second that. I'm surprise you are the only one who got right.
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