Really DIE hard cub fans

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  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63172

    #1
    Really DIE hard cub fans
    Fans of the team that hasn't won the World Series in 101 years now have a place where they can wait an eternity for a title if necessary.


    A red brick wall designed to resemble the one in dead center at Wrigley Field has been erected in a Chicago cemetery and is ready to accept the cremated remains of Cubs fans -- inside $800 Cubbie blue and white urns if they wish. The wall with its stained-glass scoreboard has what Fans Forever president Dennis Mascari likes to call "skyboxes" to accommodate 288 "season-ticket holders."
  • Willie Bee
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-14-06
    • 15726

    #2
    Har-dee-har-har! I've got cremation in my will and now I'm going to add into the document for a few of the ashes to be given to a buddy to sprinkle them around this place just to screw with old Cubbie fans.
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63172

      #3
      good call willie I will do the same
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      • Tsoprano
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 04-14-08
        • 26374

        #4
        I don't want to think about death

        I want to gambler forever

        in 4,000 years I want to be waking up to line services
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        • milwaukee mike
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 08-22-07
          • 26914

          #5
          good. stick all the arrogant prick cubs fans in one place.
          now can we get them all in the cemetary? and quickly?
          LOL

          these cubs fans think they're the yankees, completely clueless to the fact that they are the worst franchise in sports history. and even with all the money they spend they have 0 playoff wins since bartman in 2003.
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