Warning: Be Carefule How You Approach Patrick Bateman

Bread · 04-24-09, 12:51 PM

I don't remember posting in this thread at all a few hours ago. I think my acct has been hacked!!

BatemanPatrickl · 04-24-09, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by Bread

I don't remember posting in this thread at all a few hours ago. I think my acct has been hacked!!

Bread we made nice and gave cyber hugs. That does not make us gay

Bread · 04-24-09, 01:05 PM

Only cyber gay. And who really gives a shit about that. GO ADAM LAMBERT!!

yisman · 04-24-09, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

Heh. Yeah it was a reference to his name anyway. Patrick Bateman was the killer from the book/movie American Psycho.

also, isn't there a Danny Bateman or something in a football movie? Crazed LB.

BatemanPatrickl · 04-24-09, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by yisman

also, isn't there a Danny Bateman or something in a football movie? Crazed LB.

Only one Bateman Yiser and that's Patrick Bateman

yisman · 04-24-09, 01:43 PM

IMDb, an Amazon company

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0014577/

Jason Bateman | Actor, Producer, Director

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000867/

Known for: Arrested Development, Zootopia, Bad Words

Tsoprano · 04-24-09, 01:45 PM

Bateman is my bitch

BatemanPatrickl · 04-24-09, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by Tsoprano

Bateman is my bitch

Joke of the year right here. A wannabe gangster bookie who can't even collect money owed to him

No girl either

Tsoprano · 04-24-09, 01:47 PM

See, my bitch^^

jjgold · 04-24-09, 01:58 PM

Tony I would edit your post right now

Pat can bury you

Pat is only guy that shows up a forum and he us an instant star

Tony if I give Pat the word he will come for you

Be careful tony

SlickFazzer · 04-24-09, 02:01 PM

Does Bateman gamble professionally?

BatemanPatrickl · 04-24-09, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by SlickFazzer

Does Bateman gamble professionally?

No. Just a hobby of mine Slick.

BatemanPatrickl · 04-24-09, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Tony I would edit your post right now

Pat can bury you

Pat is only guy that shows up a forum and he us an instant star

Tony if I give Pat the word he will come for you

Be careful tony

Waiting on your orders Coach

jjgold · 04-24-09, 02:56 PM

Pat when Tony drinks he gets mouthy, we will give him a free pass here

fiveteamer · 04-24-09, 03:06 PM

Carefule?

wtf jj

Nicky Santoro · 04-24-09, 03:06 PM

JJ, you might very well be the only guy that's heard of this guy before.. how come i don't know this guy? and you know i've been around almost as long as The Shrink's been around.

Fishhead and I are probably the longest running posters in any current forum, including SBR, RX and EOG..

and i've never heard of this guy.. I've never even seen his name once.. I don't know how you know this guy..

BatemanPatrickl · 04-24-09, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

JJ, you might very well be the only guy that's heard of this guy before.. how come i don't know this guy? and you know i've been around almost as long as The Shrink's been around.

Fishhead and I are probably the longest running posters in any current forum, including SBR, RX and EOG..

and i've never heard of this guy.. I've never even seen his name once.. I don't know how you know this guy..

Oh look. Another wannabe gangster who took the name of a mobster. You clowns are a dime a dozen.

Robyn · 04-24-09, 06:35 PM

I love patrickl bateman!!! Any guy who can hump two hookers at once and then drop a running chainsaw from 3 stories up and cut one of said hookers in half is alright with me! HIGH FIVE ALRIGHT!!!

Bread · 04-24-09, 06:37 PM

i like bateman too. he's neat. we laid it all out on the table last night and are now bff. I think? i dunno.

i don't wanna be killed.

jjgold · 04-24-09, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

JJ, you might very well be the only guy that's heard of this guy before.. how come i don't know this guy? and you know i've been around almost as long as The Shrink's been around.

Fishhead and I are probably the longest running posters in any current forum, including SBR, RX and EOG..

and i've never heard of this guy.. I've never even seen his name once.. I don't know how you know this guy..

Nicky I swear you had to be drinking, Patty is one of the most feared posters of all times on every forum. Nicky where have you been>

Nicky Santoro · 04-24-09, 11:14 PM

jj,i really don't know him. he wasnt at rx or MW from 1999 to 2007 and that's where i've always been..

i know i never saw his name at MW ever.. that's for sure.. and as for rx, not from 1999 to 2005.. so how am i supposed to know this guy?

maybe he was always at sbr.. i am only here 1 yr at sbr..

pico · 04-25-09, 12:21 AM

i know bateman. i think there is a link to his bodybuilding thread somewhere on this forum. search for it.

SBR_John · 04-25-09, 12:29 AM

He has to be SBR's all time comeback poster of the year.

Bread · 04-25-09, 12:31 AM

sbr john and PB sittin in a tree...........

Tsoprano · 04-25-09, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Oh look. Another wannabe gangster who took the name of a mobster. You clowns are a dime a dozen.

you are my bitch

HAPPY BOY · 04-25-09, 05:24 AM

BP seems a little tame. Hey bate did SBR staff tell u to keep it on the D.L. or are you free to roam at will here. Surprised Taco hasn't chimed in. Your fight wth Taxi was one of my all time favorites.

wtf · 04-25-09, 06:18 AM

why is he constantly angry?

HAPPY BOY · 04-25-09, 06:28 AM

Originally posted by wtf

why is he constantly angry?

roid rage! I like BP angry.

jjgold · 04-25-09, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by SBR_John

He has to be SBR's all time comeback poster of the year.

I think you might be right, the kid is a devastating poster

betplom · 04-25-09, 07:10 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

I love patrickl bateman!!! Any guy who can hump two hookers at once and then drop a running chainsaw from 3 stories up and cut one of said hookers in half is alright with me! HIGH FIVE ALRIGHT!!!

Rubyn, tough guys do not "hump" women/hookers etc.

They "bang" them.

Please correct.

Thanks,

plommer.

pavyracer · 04-25-09, 07:19 AM

Originally posted by betplom

Rubyn, tough guys do not "hump" women/hookers etc.

They "bang" them.

Please correct.

Thanks,

plommer.

That is if they have a big dick. You can't bang with a small dick. It will slip out.

slacker00 · 04-25-09, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

I love patrickl bateman!!! Any guy who can hump two hookers at once and then drop a running chainsaw from 3 stories up and cut one of said hookers in half is alright with me! HIGH FIVE ALRIGHT!!!

Me too, my all time favorite action hero.

My favorite is when Paul Owen keeps calling Patrick Bateman Marcus Halberstram and asks about his wife, Cicilia. Bateman doesn't miss a beat and continues to let him think that he is in fact Marcus Halberstram even while he is chopping him in half with an ornamental axe.

Otherwise, the murder scenes are great like when Bateman knifes the bum after telling him that he simply doesn't have anything in common with him, then stomps his dog. Feeding the kitten to the ATM was also hilarious. Awesome stuff.

"I have to return some video tapes." is probably the greatest action hero catchphrase ever.

BatemanPatrickl · 04-25-09, 08:25 AM

Originally posted by SBR_John

He has to be SBR's all time comeback poster of the year.

Johnny can you send me a SBR shirt? XL please

Bread · 04-25-09, 09:45 AM

XL please

Who you trying to kid squirt. X-small.

BatemanPatrickl · 04-25-09, 09:53 AM

Bread crumbs X-small only applies to my jock strap.