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  • Casperwaits
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-25-06
    • 5042

    #1
    Mad Lib For Bread
    All this fighting, I developed a Mad Lib in which all of us can play at home when the threads that attack Bread start flying.


    Bread is a __________ that everybody __________ to be
    noun verb

    but out loud wants to ___________. I think he is just ________.
    verb adjective

    His ________ Robyn is super ________ as well. All the guys look
    noun adjective

    at her ___________ and _________ feverishly. Bread likes to
    body part action

    _______ but when he does he gets __________. I hope one
    verb adjective

    day we can all learn to _______________ all Bread has to offer.
    verb


    THE END
  • Bread
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-16-08
    • 23726

    #2
    Bread is a pterodactyl that everybody strives to be


    but out loud wants to fukk. I think he is just sexay.


    His honky Robyn is super methy as well. All the guys look


    at her pterodactyl and get jiggy with it feverishly. Bread likes to


    gamble but when he does he gets FUKKED!!. I hope one


    day we can all learn to bREADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD all Bread has to offer.


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    • Casperwaits
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-25-06
      • 5042

      #3
      I didn't know pterodactyl was a body part.
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      • Bread
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-16-08
        • 23726

        #4
        epic fail
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        • Casperwaits
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-25-06
          • 5042

          #5
          Originally posted by Bread
          epic fail
          Thanks. I tried something different. Time to regroup and hit a home run next time out.
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          • Bread
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-16-08
            • 23726

            #6
            No epic fail on me. I liked it bud
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            • Brock Landers
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 06-30-08
              • 45359

              #7
              Bread is a degenerate fukkin loser.

              end of sentance
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              • Bread
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-16-08
                • 23726

                #8
                lol. I swear to GOD!!! If I don't make it on the MADE IT list, I'm gonna snap.

                Not only do I have complete strangers hating on me, but holy cow, Broke Launders, a scammer, and busted $30K borrowing from his daddy, wife soon to be leavin mufakka, pulls an "end of sentence" on me.

                Holy shit what a night
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                • Bread
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-16-08
                  • 23726

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Brock Landers
                  Bread is a degenerate fukkin loser.

                  end of sentance

                  PS.. what is a sentance? hahahahaha...I want to touch your balls. But only with a glove on you filthy fukk.
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                  • pavyracer
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-12-07
                    • 82905

                    #10
                    .
                    Originally posted by Casperwaits
                    All this fighting, I developed a Mad Lib in which all of us can play at home when the threads that attack Bread start flying.


                    Bread is a Bermudian that everybody despises to be


                    but out loud wants to sleep with. I think he is just intoxicated.


                    His sister Robyn is super sized as well. All the guys look


                    at her belly button and vomit feverishly. Bread likes to


                    fart but when he does he gets stinky. I hope one


                    day we can all learn to ignore all Bread has to offer.



                    THE END
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                    • Bread
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-16-08
                      • 23726

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                      .
                      Do you really wanna start in on me again? Go make love to somebody. Just not your wife.



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                      • SlickFazzer
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-22-08
                        • 20209

                        #12
                        lol. the swingers.
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                        • Bread
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-16-08
                          • 23726

                          #13
                          Ummm..I'll take the one on the left!
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                          • Robyn
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-05-08
                            • 9681

                            #14
                            Be nice to pavy. He and I make a dashing couple
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                            • SlickFazzer
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-22-08
                              • 20209

                              #15
                              look at the guns on paver.
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                              • Bread
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-16-08
                                • 23726

                                #16
                                Pavy is a fool. But a fool in love. With my wife. Poor kid.
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                                • pavyracer
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 04-12-07
                                  • 82905

                                  #17
                                  I have many guns Fazzer. Do you collect guns too?
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                                  • Robyn
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-05-08
                                    • 9681

                                    #18
                                    Pavy does not love me. Pavy is just using our picture so that it will get under your skin. I, on the other hand, love pavy. This is why I pasted his face over yours.
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                                    • wtf
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 08-22-08
                                      • 12983

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Bread
                                      Do you really wanna start in on me again? Go make love to somebody. Just not your wife.




                                      holy fuk what a hoot

                                      pavy, did not know your wife smoked?
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                                      • Bread
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-16-08
                                        • 23726

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                                        I have many guns Fazzer. Do you collect guns too?

                                        Here come the gun references again
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                                        • SlickFazzer
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 05-22-08
                                          • 20209

                                          #21
                                          leave paver alone now. He is married to a former miss south dakota and we are not.
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                                          • pavyracer
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 04-12-07
                                            • 82905

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by wtf
                                            holy fuk what a hoot

                                            pavy, did not know your wife smoked?
                                            I don't smoke and got divorced when I was 27. I have been visiting Chinese massage parlors for sex for the last 10 years.
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                                            • Bread
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-16-08
                                              • 23726

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by pavyracer
                                              I don't smoke and got divorced when I was 27. I have been visiting Chinese massage parlors for sex for the last 10 years.



                                              God you're an idiot. Seriously.
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                                              • wtf
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 08-22-08
                                                • 12983

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                I don't smoke and got divorced when I was 27. I have been visiting Chinese massage parlors for sex for the last 10 years.


                                                the plot thickens

                                                get to work oh toasty one
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                                                • pavyracer
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 04-12-07
                                                  • 82905

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                                                  leave paver alone now. He is married to a former miss south dakota and we are not.
                                                  Well whatever they are doing is apparently not working cause I'm still here daily. They need to try harder Fazzer.
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                                                  • Bread
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 03-16-08
                                                    • 23726

                                                    #26
                                                    I like when Pavy uses this -->

                                                    He never used to. He started talking differently and acting differently once he was destroyed. But I never hated on him for it.

                                                    But on a night like tonight, goddam that shit is funny!

                                                    Pavy! Pavy the laughing guy. Picture it if you can. LOfukkinL
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