$5K SBR Poker Championship: Field Set, Top 100

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 01-08-16, 02:48 AM

Waves, set up some odds on this shindig. Who's the favorite?

**Optional** · 01-08-16, 07:21 AM

Oh bummer.

Won't be able to play this one. 9am Sunday here and I have plans

**TheAntFather** · 01-08-16, 07:57 AM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

SBR's own Allen "Chainsaw" Kessler over here

Sammy,

May we please have the structure sheet for Saturday's final? Interested in when it'll become a donktastic push fest.

The guy is a solid tight player. I played with chainsaw in New Orleans wsop circuits for a couple of days. He came in 11th and I got 12th respectively in a 400 man tourney. In a 3 hour span; he only played 3 hands: AA, KK & AK suited diamonds.

I was folding A6 and other hands you'd like to see in the Small Blind when the Button picks on you. He was the Button and I was the SB. I told him a couple of hands I was folding to him and he said I was making some nice laydowns while flashing me his hands. He may be tight, but he's a millionaire.

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 01-08-16, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by Optional

Oh bummer.

Won't be able to play this one. 9am Sunday here and I have plans

have your harem wait patiently for an hour or 2 while you win the tournament

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 01-08-16, 08:54 AM

You CANT make this shit up

**RudyRuetigger** · 01-08-16, 09:28 AM

im going to pound hard early

slow down in middle

finish with a flurry

not sure about my poker strategy yet though

**chico2663** · 01-08-16, 02:58 PM

is that with a beer or woman

**bobbywaves** · 01-08-16, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by chico2663

is that with a beer or woman

My guess is beer, since Rudy didn't say finish with a facial.

**ShogunRua** · 01-08-16, 09:52 PM

Not going to be able to play unfortunately. Sam, is there any chance you can give my spot to someone who didn't qualify?

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 01-08-16, 09:55 PM

Yes I am out as well. Had a good friend pass & viewing is 630pm. I asked SBR to give my spot up but it wouldn't be fair if they did. Ur call men. Don't register or register & shove for 15 mins.

**Slanina** · 01-08-16, 10:09 PM

I informed work I have to take care of obligations at home so I'm taking an extra long break starting at 530pm tomorrow. I didn't spend 4 months qualifying to sit at work during it.

Good luck, fellow poker friends.

**Mr KLC** · 01-09-16, 12:35 AM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Yes I am out as well. Had a good friend pass & viewing is 630pm. I asked SBR to give my spot up but it wouldn't be fair if they did. Ur call men. Don't register or register & shove for 15 mins.

God Bless, and prayers with you sir.

**SharpAngles** · 01-09-16, 03:59 PM

Gave up Saturday at the Commerce, aka the donks making it rain, so please don't RSH me here SBR

**GUMMO77** · 01-09-16, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

Gave up Saturday at the Commerce, aka the donks making it rain, so please don't RSH me here SBR

Ruh roh. Looks like a RSH shitstorm is heading your way.

**SharpAngles** · 01-09-16, 04:30 PM

Probably right Gums,

Thats why I just shined the bald dome of my JJgold bobblehead and have an SBR condom on my mouse finger for good luck!

Do the right thing here SBR

**GUMMO77** · 01-09-16, 04:32 PM

**SharpAngles** · 01-09-16, 05:19 PM

They got me KK v AA to start the second level

made it to the J high turn and called off all but 200 of the stackeroo

GG RSH, GG

**GUMMO77** · 01-09-16, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by SharpAngles

They got me KK v AA to start the second level

made it to the J high turn and called off all but 200 of the stackeroo

GG RSH, GG

**SharpAngles** · 01-09-16, 05:33 PM

went over the hh and it was actually a 10 high flop with a 3 turn...for posterity

RSH'd again but thank you SBR for letting it happen early, first class organization all the way!

Wish me luck in my 300NL adventures today boys i fuggin need it after this

**slikec** · 01-09-16, 06:09 PM

I had internet issues missed half hour get 55 katstale minireraise Thigh flop cbet only 444 have to call turn give me OESD had odds sucked out. After i win flip even get short chiplead but than i fast lose 3 flips and gg. At least i got many premium hands just didnt win after any flip. Have fun!

**konck** · 01-09-16, 06:11 PM

On to the next farce

**downsouth** · 01-09-16, 06:16 PM

RSH

I have KK vs 99. Flop Q J 10, of course turn is an 8

**astro61200** · 01-09-16, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

RSH

I have KK vs 99. Flop Q J 10, of course turn is an 8

8 on the turn? I guess that makes sense. SBR likes giving outs regardless of hands. Leave you hoping for a 9 on the river.

**downsouth** · 01-09-16, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by astro61200

8 on the turn? I guess that makes sense. SBR likes giving outs regardless of hands. Leave you hoping for a 9 on the river.

Guy finished 2nd so it looks like his run good lasted a while. On down side, while finishing 2nd is nice gotta be a bit bittersweet being so close to the cash.

**astro61200** · 01-09-16, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by downsouth

Guy finished 2nd so it looks like his run good lasted a while. On down side, while finishing 2nd is nice gotta be a bit bittersweet being so close to the cash.

I see blackbart won.. I had pocket tens when he went all in preflop (and I had him covered 2 or 3 to one). No clue what he had, ended up folding. Things could have been very different if I had called that.

Oh well, here's hoping the format isn't a shovefest for the culminating event. Would love for the 5k and 10 minute blinds they did for the Xmas weekend tournament.

**blackbart** · 01-09-16, 08:10 PM

**Mr KLC** · 01-09-16, 08:33 PM

Seems like it became an "all in" fest when we got to the last 35 or so. At least it was like that at my table.

**Slanina** · 01-09-16, 08:36 PM

Who were top 5? I had to go back to work once I got knocked out. Work is a little upset I was gone on break for 2 hours...

**astro61200** · 01-09-16, 08:46 PM

Originally posted by Mr KLC

Seems like it became an "all in" fest when we got to the last 35 or so. At least it was like that at my table.

Same at my table. Had to, blinds were too high. Once those all ins were done then the blinds went to 13 minutes and it probably became less like bingo.

It's just the nature of having such quick blinds. Which is why I was hoping for the 5k and 10 minute blinds, wanted it to be decided by more skill and less luck.

**mr. leisure** · 01-09-16, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by blackbart

Congrats on your win !

**Russian Rocket** · 01-09-16, 08:55 PM

Booby spent another 4 months of every day meaningless poker for nothing

Congrats chump!

**bobbywaves** · 01-09-16, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Booby spent another 4 months of every day meaningless poker for nothing

Congrats chump!

I won 1k, compared to your 0.

Coming from a broke dikk garden variety troll, who couldn't even qualify in the top 100.

**Russian Rocket** · 01-09-16, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

I won 1k, compared to your 0.

Coming from a broke dikk garden variety troll, who couldn't even qualify in the top 100.

I've only started to play in mid Oct....plus who the fukk wants to spent 4 months on this shit anyway???...except maybe someone who can't afford his own internet bill

stay buried chump...and continue to play them daily's lil baby T-Rex

btw have you noticed? I got my fukking badges now

...what a fkng retard!

**bobbywaves** · 01-09-16, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

plus who the fukk wants to spent 4 months on this shit anyway???

Obviously the top 100 who qualified wanted to. Keep making excuses for your lack of poker skills.

How about you solicit a loan broke dikk & post up for an annual challenge.

btw have you noticed? I got my fukking badges now.

Btw, have you noticed I have made way more charity donations than you? Stay buried troll.

**Russian Rocket** · 01-09-16, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by bobbywaves

Obviously the top 100 who qualified wanted to. Keep making excuses for your lack of poker skills.

How about you solicit a loan broke dikk & post up for an annual challenge.

Btw, have you noticed I have made way more charity donations than you? Stay buried troll.

It might come as a surprise to you but I've never played poker in real life - It just doesn't interest me.

How about we do this one simple challenge instead...since I own a home in LA...I will post a picture of my monthly cable bill here from Comcast (same company that you use)...and you'll do the same.

So every American can see how much of a broke dikk you really are and how much you make every American poster to pay here with their tax dollars for your monthly internet bill...so you, the broke dikk can play online poker.

Let me know when you're ready retard

...I'll be right back with my bucket of popcorn

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