We will see billion dollar lottery jackpots soon....very soon

[daneblazer]

Just as good a chance of it being 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 as any other combination

[daneblazer]

For you tin foil hat guys...

there actually are a few lotto scandals now

http://heavy.com/news/2016/01/powerball-conspiracy-lottery-rigged-theories-twitter-illuminati-strutt-lawsuit/

[jjgold]

classic people waiting hrs for tickets

is pathetic actually

[pavyracer]

JJ if you win $1.3 billion in lottery would you quit your career as a paid poster?

[Russian Rocket]

[hawkwind]

W o w

Powerball NOT ONLY DOUBLED their ticket prices while we were already seeing 400 and 500 mil jackpots but also ADDED MORE BALLS ....how this could not lead to billion dollar jackpots soon is beyond me...with these changes not only is the jackpot twice as expensive to hit but significantly harder (odds went from 1 in 175 million to 1 in 292 million)...basically they doubled the prices AND the odds simultaneously...you gotta be luckier than a 4 dick dog with a kennel full of bitches in heat

Now having said that if one of you true gentlemen hits the lotto dont forget your old friend bettil...I've loved u and always will love u...u know that....now do the right thing...and to you dumb penetrateing degenerates that miss....what a waste of cash!

Thank You Captain Obvious what Insight U Have

[jjgold]

majority of people that play lottery ad gamble are actually middle class and below

[bettilimbroke999]

classic people waiting hrs for tickets

is pathetic actually

I dont experience that at all but then again Im in TN....if ur in Chicago maybe u gotta freeze to death and stand in line for hours to get tickets in which case I wouldn't even waste the 40 bucks I'm bout to waste....there's no line here....maybe I oughta start a website where I buy ppls tickets for a fee

[bettilimbroke999]

majority of people that play lottery ad gamble are actually middle class and below

That seems reasonable if ur running a fortune 500 company you probably dont regularly buy lotto tickets true....I dont buy them save for these record-setting jackpots myself....I'm not sure what your point is when you say middle class and lower?

If ur already rich you probably dont try to hit the lotto you just count ur money and die. However, there are plenty of doctors and lawyers that would like to be instant billionaires....so for THIS lotto who the penetrate knows who will win....it could be that bum you gave a dollar to or it could be your physician

[bettilimbroke999]

My favorite articles are all these ADVICE TO LOTTERY WINNERS articles....look if you got whatever 700 mil after taxes and you need advice to make it whatever the 50 years or whatever u got left in life you must be severely mentally retarded...heres my advice

BUY A MANSION
BUY A YACHT
BUY A FERRARI
penetrate MODELS/SUPERMODELS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND IF UR STUPID ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED BC YOU THINK THEY "LOVE" YOU FOR YOUR PERSONALITY THEN GET AN AIRTIGHT PRENUP
LIVE OFF THE OTHER 600 MILLION YOU GOT...SET A "BUDGET" LIKE A MILLION A MONTH FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND YOU'LL BE FINE IF U JUST STICK TO THAT TIGHT "BUDGET" LOL GEEZ ADVICE HOLY SHIT GIVE ME A BREAK

IF SOMEHOW YOU penetrate OFF THAT MONEY BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT IS MY ADVICE

[jjgold]

I can drive 30 minutes to the border and play them and I have no interest because money does not make you happy or healthy

[TheMoneyShot]

There's ways to rig this... and no one would ever find out. It's impossible to find the rig. But the rig is already on.

[bettilimbroke999]

I can drive 30 minutes to the border and play them and I have no interest because money does not make you happy or healthy

Well ya cant do anything about mortality (eg Steve Jobs) but if a billion dollars falling from the sky doesnt make ya happy u should kill yourself and leave the money to me

[The Kraken]

If no one hits on Wednesday, it will be 2 Billion dollars

[bettilimbroke999]

If no one hits on Wednesday, it will be 2 Billion dollars

It's gonna be gettin close to 2 billion Wednesday anyways...I predict 1.7 bil for Wednesday's drawing as its already 1.5 bil this morning and alot of ppl wait til day of to buy their tickets ppl are going flat out nuts over this thing....that's a jump of 800 mil (almost double Saturday's drawing) from Saturday's drawing....Saturday's drawing will be a minimum of 2.5 bil in the unlikely event no one hits tomorrow night (but I would say the odds are 90% it gets hit tomorrow as there will be 600 mil+ tickets sold and only 292 mil combinations....assuming random picks you would have to assume at least 90% of the #s are in play). However, according to Powerball the odds were only 22% of no winners for Saturday's draw as 78% of the #s were in play after approx 400 mil tickets sold for that drawing so who knows.

With 700 mil tickets expected to be sold for Wednesday's drawing (and these are $2 tickets) you can see why the jackpot is jumping as that is 1.4 bil in itself

[TheMoneyShot]

Mark Cuban is hilarious with his advice to the winner of the jackpot.

He said do not take lump sum!

He predicts the person will blow entire jackpot within 4 years

How is that even possible?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

i had 2 tickets with power ball 13

Same here, cuddles. Won $8

[bettilimbroke999]

Mark Cuban is hilarious with his advice to the winner of the jackpot.

He said do not take lump sum!

He predicts the person will blow entire jackpot within 4 years

How is that even possible?

For a regular 50 mil jackpot...ehhh maybe u take the annuity and get 1.7 mil for 30 years....for THIS lottery....just take the lump sump which will be over a billion dollars and around 700 mil after taxes....with socialism on the rise who knows what these illegal immigrant voters and blacks who will soon be a majority will elect and put an 80% tax or whatever on ppl on ppl making 50 mil a year income....look if you blow through 700 mil in 4 years you must be snorting a mountain of cocaine for breakfast lunch and dinner everyday in which case u probably wont live 4 years which will make your next of kin very happy lol

[unde0087]

classic people waiting hrs for tickets

is pathetic actually

Ya it's out of hand, I live in a small town and I went to the convenience store this afternoon to get a pack of cigs, stood in line for a half hour as 4 Indian men bought 20 tickets and the guys card got denied 4 times so his friend buy them finally, I had let a older woman cut in line just to be nice as I walked 4 steps to grab a pepsi, as I turned around she pulls out $200 and wanted all in tickets, I almost lost it, I have to wait for the fukin machine to pump out God knows how many tickets. What usually takes a minute had me standing there for almost 40 minutes. I mean ya, I will buy a couple tickets, why the hell not? It's 12 dollars to win 583 million dollars after taxes but to drop hundreds is just stupid.

[bettilimbroke999]

Same here, cuddles. Won $8

I had 20 tickets and didn't win shit...PB #13 is probably what kept the jackpot from being hit Saturday as 16 ppl had the match 5 and there's only 26 PBs....if they're smart they'll draw another PB #13 tomorrow as that's the only way this jackpot aint getting hit....ppl just hate the #13 even though it's totally random

[bettilimbroke999]

Ya it's out of hand, I live in a small town and I went to the convenience store this afternoon to get a pack of cigs, stood in line for a half hour as 4 Indian men bought 20 tickets and the guys card got denied 4 times so his friend buy them finally, I had let a older woman cut in line just to be nice as I walked 4 steps to grab a pepsi, as I turned around she pulls out $200 and wanted all in tickets, I almost lost it, I have to wait for the fukin machine to pump out God knows how many tickets. What usually takes a minute had me standing there for almost 40 minutes. I mean ya, I will buy a couple tickets, why the hell not? It's 12 dollars to win 583 million dollars after taxes but to drop hundreds is just stupid.

It is a huge inconvenience at the gas station right now but dont worry too much after tomorrow night itll drop to 40 mil and almost no one will be buying a ticket....from 1.7 billion to 40 mil....penetrate that seems like a drop

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Just as good a chance of it being 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 as any other combination

Yup. But if you hit you will probably be sharing that jackpot with a shitload of people.

[TheMoneyShot]

For a regular 50 mil jackpot...ehhh maybe u take the annuity and get 1.7 mil for 30 years....for THIS lottery....just take the lump sump which will be over a billion dollars and around 700 mil after taxes....with socialism on the rise who knows what these illegal immigrant voters and blacks who will soon be a majority will elect and put an 80% tax or whatever on ppl on ppl making 50 mil a year income....look if you blow through 700 mil in 4 years you must be snorting a mountain of cocaine for breakfast lunch and dinner everyday in which case u probably wont live 4 years which will make your next of kin very happy lol

Just wanted to give an update. Apparently during Saturday's drawing a 19 year old girl from Holland Michigan matched every white number but missed the powerball number. She purchased the ticket at a Speedway gas station. She said her mother told her the next morning someone won the $1 million jackpot. Check the ticket to see if it was you. She said... ya right mom whatever. As she looked at her ticket she couldn't believe it!!! She won!

That must be the ultimate feeling! Looking at your ticket and matching those numbers. Fantasy Island! $1 million for a 19 year old chick? Not bad!

[bettilimbroke999]

Just wanted to give an update. Apparently during Saturday's drawing a 19 year old girl from Holland Michigan matched every white number but missed the powerball number. She purchased the ticket at a Speedway gas station. She said her mother told her the next morning someone won the $1 million jackpot. Check the ticket to see if it was you. She said... ya right mom whatever. As she looked at her ticket she couldn't believe it!!! She won!

That must be the ultimate feeling! Looking at your ticket and matching those numbers. Fantasy Island! $1 million for a 19 year old chick? Not bad!

Hey I'm with ya believe me if I matched 5 and missed the PB I would be more than happy...but if I hit the jackpot tomorrow night I couldn't imagine what my reaction would be. I honestly can't conceive of the reaction that someone is gonna have tomorrow night....I just hope it's not like some 80 year old knockin on deaths door like it usually is I'd like it to be either ME lol or like some guy in a trailer park who just goes fuckin nuts and is living next door to Bill Gates and shit the next week lol

[GunShard]

Good luck everyone.

[brooks85]

I haven't read what the number is this time but last time there was a billion dollar jackpot there was 4x the number of possible combinations sold to the public(1.2b tickets on 292m outcomes) so there will be winners tomorrow.

[CanuckG]

Got a few tickets. Hope a canadian binks it.

[bettilimbroke999]

Got a few tickets. Hope a canadian binks it.

I hope some dirt poor white trash or ghetto black welfare mother with 10 kids and a gang member bf wins it....I just want them to upset the neighborhood by moving their 10 gang member kids into some multi-million dollar neighborhood in Malibu and being the richest motherfuckers there and pissing everybody off....

Well good morning Bill who bought the Thompson's ocean-front mansion there boy I never thought it would sell for a 100 million

Uh yea well that's our new neighbors Wilida and Q-Train and their 10 kids

Oh I see what's their last name?

Oh they're not married and she doesn't remember who the fathers are so the kids are all just last named Doe...see she used to increase her welfare benefits by having more kids as quickly as possible and then selling the food stamps for cash to buy drugs with and having them become self-sufficient through gang activity....turns out all 10 of them are going to be rappers

Ohhhhhh....interesting

[mynameismud]

there are going to be be multiple jackpot winners tonight. wouldnt be surprised if it was split 3 ways. probably someone in california and or new york and then some small shit town in the middle of nowhere.

[bettilimbroke999]

there are going to be be multiple jackpot winners tonight. wouldnt be surprised if it was split 3 ways. probably someone in california and or new york and then some small shit town in the middle of nowhere.

Exactly...the winner (or one of the winners) is usually some old penetrate that lives in a middle of fuckin nowhere town that no one has ever even heard of ever and could literally purchase the entire town for a 100 grand...they win a billion and just buy some new dentures or something who knows maybe they invest it for their remaining 5 years in the nursing home but nobody ever bothers to follow up on all these hillbilly geezers that hit the lotto right before they die...my guess would be their kids and relatives quickly pull the plug and get the money but they may live there in bumfuck Egypt as well so who knows what these nuts that have lived 50 miles from civilization their entire lives do with all that money

[Ra77er]

bettil has a wild imagination lol

I hope the winner allows him or herself media coverage... would be hilarious seeing them try to work the next day and not say anything or giving the excuse to your boss as to why your quitting

[mynameismud]

bettil has a wild imagination lol

I hope the winner allows him or herself media coverage... would be hilarious seeing them try to work the next day and not say anything or giving the excuse to your boss as to why your quitting

It depends on the state. Some states allow lottery winners to remain anonymous, some do not.

[mynameismud]

The will also be a lot of second tier prizes of 1 million (or more if they chose the power play). Over/under on that is 24

[jjgold]

It's amazing how everyone is making money there God thinking it is the answer to everything


Most big lottery winners it has been proven get ruined after they win the money

[Ra77er]

Money is not God

precious metals maybe

If people only believe in something they can see, I find that sad.