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  • Bostongambler
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-01-08
    • 35581

    #1
    10-0 or Jessica Beal
    If you could go 10-0 with 10 dimes on each game or spend the weekend with Miss Beals what would it be.
  • Flyers09
    Restricted User
    • 04-13-09
    • 3666

    #2
    10 dimes on each and go 10-0
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    • Casperwaits
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-25-06
      • 5042

      #3
      No brainer, I would spend the weekend with Jessica Biel. I can make a sex tape, and make 10 times more selling it.
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      • Mac4Lyfe
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 01-04-09
        • 48630

        #4
        I'd bet a 10 team parlay with 10x10 dimes total and make Miss Biel, Mrs. Mac
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        • sallysnax8
          SBR MVP
          • 01-22-09
          • 1686

          #5
          def. 10-0
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          • Tsoprano
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 04-14-08
            • 26374

            #6
            10-0 at 10 dimes a pop
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            • Flyers09
              Restricted User
              • 04-13-09
              • 3666

              #7
              i like the sex tape idea, but can u live up to her sex life? will u last more then 10 seconds?
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              • 007Fatty
                SBR MVP
                • 01-14-09
                • 2267

                #8
                defff 10-0 with 10 dimes on each!!:P
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                • losturmarbles
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-01-08
                  • 4604

                  #9
                  10x10, then celebrate by finding a jess beil lookalike and ****ing her brains out.
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                  • Bostongambler
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 02-01-08
                    • 35581

                    #10
                    Mr. Marbles it wouldn't be the same, but I like your thinking.
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                    • Casperwaits
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-25-06
                      • 5042

                      #11
                      I just don't get it. Are you all telling me that by having sex with Jessica Biel, taping it, and selling it, you wouldn't make more than $100,000? Honestly, this isn't even a hard question to answer. You guys enjoy your 10-0 run. After I am done banging Jessica Biel, and running of to Vivid Video with the master copy, most of you will have given part of your gambling winnings back. I on the other hand will be doing interviews for Letterman, and getting shout outs on Colin Cowherd.
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                      • dle
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 11-26-08
                        • 438

                        #12
                        Biel.

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                        • tullamore
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-17-07
                          • 3586

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Casperwaits
                          I just don't get it. Are you all telling me that by having sex with Jessica Biel, taping it, and selling it, you wouldn't make more than $100,000? Honestly, this isn't even a hard question to answer. You guys enjoy your 10-0 run. After I am done banging Jessica Biel, and running of to Vivid Video with the master copy, most of you will have given part of your gambling winnings back. I on the other hand will be doing interviews for Letterman, and getting shout outs on Colin Cowherd.
                          Casper, I like this line of thought, with a sex tape, you could make 7 figures, plus you get to fvck Biel.
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                          • bettilimbroke999
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-04-08
                            • 13254

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe
                            I'd bet a 10 team parlay with 10x10 dimes total and make Miss Biel, Mrs. Mac

                            Exactly, fukin 10-0 guaranteed for 10 dimes pays over 2 mil, would fukin someone be worth 2 mil hell no
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                            • Casperwaits
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-25-06
                              • 5042

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                              Exactly, fukin 10-0 guaranteed for 10 dimes pays over 2 mil, would fukin someone be worth 2 mil hell no
                              The question posed was for a $100,000 win. Even with a $2,000,000 payout, I would still take Biel and the sex tape. Freaking Soloman made more than a cool million off of that Paris Hilton sex tape, and she is a piece of trash.
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                              • dwaechte
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-27-07
                                • 5481

                                #16
                                Gimme the 100k.
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                                • Mac4Lyfe
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 01-04-09
                                  • 48630

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Casperwaits
                                  The question posed was for a $100,000 win. Even with a $2,000,000 payout, I would still take Biel and the sex tape. Freaking Soloman made more than a cool million off of that Paris Hilton sex tape, and she is a piece of trash.
                                  A 10 team parlay pays 300 to 1. That's $30 Million my friend... $2 Million won't get you Paris but 30 might get Biel and definitely more than a sex tape.
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                                  • FreeFall
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-20-08
                                    • 3365

                                    #18
                                    10-0 on 10 dimes.

                                    **** bitches get money.
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                                    • Casperwaits
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-25-06
                                      • 5042

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe
                                      A 10 team parlay pays 300 to 1. That's $30 Million my friend... $2 Million won't get you Paris but 30 might get Biel and definitely more than a sex tape.

                                      But you aren't getting a 10 team parlay Mac. You are getting 10 straight games at $10,000 a pop. That was the question.
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                                      • Mac4Lyfe
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 01-04-09
                                        • 48630

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Casperwaits
                                        But you aren't getting a 10 team parlay Mac. You are getting 10 straight games at $10,000 a pop. That was the question.
                                        Yes, but if I knew I was going 10-0, I would parlay for shizzle

                                        For just $100,000 I would have to make sure I have multiple camera views during our sexcapade. It would suck royally if she was horrible in bed, the video tape didn't work and nobody believed me
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                                        • BestPlay2day
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-25-08
                                          • 5794

                                          #21
                                          Take the money and get an escort that looks like Jessica for a couple grand to celebrate your $100k winnings. Who would buy a video or an SBR poster and Jessica? Would be about a 10 second video.
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                                          • ryanspeer2001
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 03-30-08
                                            • 3149

                                            #22
                                            Hands down 10x10 for $100k, You can snatch up a few nice broads with that kind of money for much more than a weekend and still have plenty left over.
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                                            • Casperwaits
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-25-06
                                              • 5042

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BestPlay2day
                                              Take the money and get an escort that looks like Jessica for a couple grand to celebrate your $100k winnings. Who would buy a video or an SBR poster and Jessica? Would be about a 10 second video.
                                              Not to toot my own horn, but I have a sneaking suspicion I would last longer than 10 seconds. As far as who would buy it, nobody who buys sex tapes gives a rats ass who the guy is in the video. Hell Corky from "Life Goes On" could be fellating Jessica and the world would watch.
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                                              • UntilTheNDofTimE
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 05-29-08
                                                • 9285

                                                #24
                                                you said 10 in a row so i go
                                                20k
                                                40k
                                                80k
                                                160k
                                                320k
                                                640k
                                                1.28 mil
                                                2.56 mil
                                                5.12 mil
                                                10.24 million or Jessica beil the money
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                                                • losturmarbles
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 07-01-08
                                                  • 4604

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Casperwaits
                                                  Not to toot my own horn, but I have a sneaking suspicion I would last longer than 10 seconds. As far as who would buy it, nobody who buys sex tapes gives a rats ass who the guy is in the video. Hell Corky from "Life Goes On" could be fellating Jessica and the world would watch.
                                                  corky

                                                  wait, ... jessica has a schlong?
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #26
                                                    THE $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

                                                    TOns of good looking women that are hookers for like $300
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                                                    • Casperwaits
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-25-06
                                                      • 5042

                                                      #27
                                                      Wrong word used..my bad. How about Cunnilingusing
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