1. Pizza Delivery Charge
- So years ago when Pizza Delivery was a newer concept I do not remember a charge, I remember carryout only type deals etc. First we saw delivery charges of a dollar or so and then you are obligated to give the usual 1-2 dollar tip. Fast Forward... Now Domino's in my area charges 2.75 plus you end up tipping the driver 2-3 and before you even eat your meal you are stuck with a 5 dollar charge just for delivery! Complete BULLSHIT.. DONT USE HIGH GAS PRICES AS AN EXCUSE!
2. Buffet Food
- I used to love the concept and it was great to pay 8.99 for all you can eat and I remember first trip to vegas at the aladdin paying like 13.99 and the food was pretty damn good. NOW you have some buffets charging 20+ just to get in, paying extra for drinks and the food is marginal at best. NOT TO MENTION... who the hell is going to eat 20+ worth of crappy food anyways? BULLSHIT
3. COMPLETELY Domed Stadiums
- What could possibly bring down any kind of gloom or doom on seeing a pro football or baseball team play live in person? A COMPLETELY INDOOR NON-RETRACTABLE ROOF DOME! These places are toilets, hey great climate controlled fantastic... usually plastic seats and the famous "obstructed view" seats. The stale air is great too! Nothing better than on a 75 degree and sunny day to be sitting INSIDE... oh and some places its like climbing everest getting to your seat.. bullshit.
4. EMAIL
- Email was great back in the day, TRUE EXCITEMENT when you get the "you've got mail" thing clicking. Even a few years ago, maybe a fun newsletter would pop in or an important job offer. Now... Every single time you sign up with any site for any reason (not like they don't require enough already) you get an e-mail... if they update anything.. e-mail. I get 67 e-mails a day on average and usually its all spam. ADD INTO THE FACT THAT SPAM FILTERS DETECT ANOTHER 100 or so...and now what is bullshit is you have to sort through the spam folder because important e-mails get sent to that folder! EMAIL IS BULLSHIT
5. Buying a New Computer
- It's great buying anything new, especially a new computer or laptop and it's fun to pick out components and such I LOVE IT and it used to be rewarding you would get an INSANE amt of included software enough to keep you occupied for weeks. NOW, you spend 700 and get a decent laptop HOWEVER a lot of ESSENTIAL applications are only TRIALS (BULLSHIT) and if you shell out for the pricier PC's you get full versions of shit you never use. Ever try to sell a new laptop? you will be lucky LUCKY to get 75% of what it was worth a month ago. Prices drop faster than my prick watching a fat chick naked. NEW PC'S ARE BULLSHIT...
6. Men's Bathrooms With only 2 Urinals
- You are at a bar, you had some drinks and you have to go take a leak.. perfectly normal. Once the seal is broken the bathroom is crowded for most guys however usually lickity split and we are done. The most common thing guys do is just walk to the nearest or furthest urinal to avoid being "the middle man" consider it gunshy or whatever but then you walk into that one bathroom that has 2 urinals, you have to piss right next to someone and for me it is complete bullshit... it will always happen sooner or later but the odds of someone pissing on my foot went up 100% and pissing next to someone is horrible.. and then you have the douchebags that hide in the stall to piss... well there goes that massive shit I had to take... no toilet paper butt covering either... it is already bad enough to see all the douchebags in the bathroom puking and pissing etc... but to be up close and next to someone NO THANKS... SPREAD US MEN OUT AND INVEST IN PRIVACY WALLS! BULLSHIT.
Let me know which topics you would like to see in a video and thats what I will work on later today.
Again, I know this is probably the dumbest thing ever, but it is this or memorize the movie pearl harbor.
- So years ago when Pizza Delivery was a newer concept I do not remember a charge, I remember carryout only type deals etc. First we saw delivery charges of a dollar or so and then you are obligated to give the usual 1-2 dollar tip. Fast Forward... Now Domino's in my area charges 2.75 plus you end up tipping the driver 2-3 and before you even eat your meal you are stuck with a 5 dollar charge just for delivery! Complete BULLSHIT.. DONT USE HIGH GAS PRICES AS AN EXCUSE!
2. Buffet Food
- I used to love the concept and it was great to pay 8.99 for all you can eat and I remember first trip to vegas at the aladdin paying like 13.99 and the food was pretty damn good. NOW you have some buffets charging 20+ just to get in, paying extra for drinks and the food is marginal at best. NOT TO MENTION... who the hell is going to eat 20+ worth of crappy food anyways? BULLSHIT
3. COMPLETELY Domed Stadiums
- What could possibly bring down any kind of gloom or doom on seeing a pro football or baseball team play live in person? A COMPLETELY INDOOR NON-RETRACTABLE ROOF DOME! These places are toilets, hey great climate controlled fantastic... usually plastic seats and the famous "obstructed view" seats. The stale air is great too! Nothing better than on a 75 degree and sunny day to be sitting INSIDE... oh and some places its like climbing everest getting to your seat.. bullshit.
4. EMAIL
- Email was great back in the day, TRUE EXCITEMENT when you get the "you've got mail" thing clicking. Even a few years ago, maybe a fun newsletter would pop in or an important job offer. Now... Every single time you sign up with any site for any reason (not like they don't require enough already) you get an e-mail... if they update anything.. e-mail. I get 67 e-mails a day on average and usually its all spam. ADD INTO THE FACT THAT SPAM FILTERS DETECT ANOTHER 100 or so...and now what is bullshit is you have to sort through the spam folder because important e-mails get sent to that folder! EMAIL IS BULLSHIT
5. Buying a New Computer
- It's great buying anything new, especially a new computer or laptop and it's fun to pick out components and such I LOVE IT and it used to be rewarding you would get an INSANE amt of included software enough to keep you occupied for weeks. NOW, you spend 700 and get a decent laptop HOWEVER a lot of ESSENTIAL applications are only TRIALS (BULLSHIT) and if you shell out for the pricier PC's you get full versions of shit you never use. Ever try to sell a new laptop? you will be lucky LUCKY to get 75% of what it was worth a month ago. Prices drop faster than my prick watching a fat chick naked. NEW PC'S ARE BULLSHIT...
6. Men's Bathrooms With only 2 Urinals
- You are at a bar, you had some drinks and you have to go take a leak.. perfectly normal. Once the seal is broken the bathroom is crowded for most guys however usually lickity split and we are done. The most common thing guys do is just walk to the nearest or furthest urinal to avoid being "the middle man" consider it gunshy or whatever but then you walk into that one bathroom that has 2 urinals, you have to piss right next to someone and for me it is complete bullshit... it will always happen sooner or later but the odds of someone pissing on my foot went up 100% and pissing next to someone is horrible.. and then you have the douchebags that hide in the stall to piss... well there goes that massive shit I had to take... no toilet paper butt covering either... it is already bad enough to see all the douchebags in the bathroom puking and pissing etc... but to be up close and next to someone NO THANKS... SPREAD US MEN OUT AND INVEST IN PRIVACY WALLS! BULLSHIT.
Let me know which topics you would like to see in a video and thats what I will work on later today.
Again, I know this is probably the dumbest thing ever, but it is this or memorize the movie pearl harbor.