Classic Nicky Santoro quotes - please add to the list.

tacomax · 04-21-09, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

i know hockey.. in fact, i might change my name from nicky s, to mr hockey. no one has seen as many games as me in their life or has played as much hockey as me either.. i bet my life on this. i know hockey most at sbr.. hands down. and habs will go very very far..watch and see.

Mr Hockey <=

betplom · 04-21-09, 04:28 PM

Taco you and Vegas Dave were co-favs to respond first.

I hope Nicky realizes I'm doing this for his own good.

A less cocky/annoying Nicky is a good thing, lets see if he takes the hint.

mathdotcom · 04-21-09, 04:30 PM

incredible your obsession with nicky

you're not even a bruins fan.... your team hasn't made the playoffs in years but you're busting nicky for exaggerating the ability of the Habs? It's true it is kind of gross how good he thinks the Habs are when they're the most embarrassing team in the playoffs this year.... but give it a break

VegasDave · 04-21-09, 04:30 PM

I've never had any problem with Nicky, but since he has decided to call me names such as "son of a bitch, mother fukker, traitor, and backstabber", I guess I have to play the part...

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

The team was doing great at 27-11 and then all fell apart.. star player Robert Lang was out for the year. That's the day it all fell apart..then the injuries never stopped there. Markov (best defenceman in NHL) was out for the year too and by tonight, every star player was hurt except for Kovalev.. They never were the same since all these injuries.. There were 11 players tonight in the lineup who weren't even there when the year started. they were kids i had never heard of in my life. This was NOT the way it was supposed to be.

As I pointed out in another thread, how does someone who knows 1000 times more about hockey than anyone else on the board not know 11 players in their favorite team's pipeline?

betplom · 04-21-09, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by VegasDave

As I pointed out in another thread, how does someone who knows 1000 times more about hockey than anyone else on the board not know 11 players in their favorite team's pipeline?

Is it possible he isn't as smart as he thinks he is?

Originally posted by mathdotcom

incredible your obsession with nicky

Funny you mention that, for a guy that follows JJ around ready to suck his dick, you sure are good at seeing in others what you don't see in yourself.

Your obsession with JJ is ok, but my obsession with Nicky isn't?

Go phuck yourself pal.

Nicky Santoro · 04-21-09, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

incredible your obsession with nicky

really?? i had no idea..

betplom · 04-21-09, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

really?? i had no idea..

A very appropriate signature for you Nicky.

Tell me again how great the habs are.

Nicky Santoro · 04-21-09, 04:37 PM

plommer, 24 Stanley Cups we've got..

how many do Toronto have again? LOL

tacomax · 04-21-09, 04:37 PM

It's only now when you actually read them that you realise every one of Nicky's posts is comedy gold.

tacomax · 04-21-09, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

plommer, 24 Stanley Cups we've got..

how many do Toronto have again? LOL

Sharp response. Maybe you can call him gay in your next put down attempt.

betplom · 04-21-09, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

replaced by GM Bob Gainey.

Boys, i predicted this 2.5 weeks ago... and they never once made that rumor here. i know my stuff boys.. gainey will do a great job with this team. he's a winner. Get ready for the cup now.. The team played with no heart under carbonneau

Post #5

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...schneider.html

betplom · 04-21-09, 04:46 PM

I forgot about this gem:

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

Boys, you know me by now that i don't just come in here to hear myself talk. 5 months ago, i had this once a year dream that a CFL game was very low scoring.. In my dream, there was hardly any scoring. I bet under 55.5. I posted the under here, and the game went under by 20 pts or so. My career dreams now are 11-0.. I have this power in my dreams that i see things that no one else sees. it's like GOD gives me these messages. When i dream something like this, it always comes true.. I just wish i can dream of having sex with Pamela Anderson, or winning the lottery..now that would be a nice dream..

But something dramatic happened to me this morning. Boys, i swear to you, i am not making this up.. 100% true. I live facing a very quiet street. maybe 15 cars a day pass by my street here. So as i was looking outside my window, i spoke to GOD, and i said, GOD, give me a message that you hear me.. if a blue car passes by me here in the next 20 seconds, then the Eagles cover on SUN. if not, then you are not telling me anything.. boys, 11 seconds after, a blue car comes flying down the road.. i was shaking..

So just to make sure it wasn't a fluke, i asked GOD, i said GOD, if my door knocks in the next 3 minutes, then you are basically telling me for sure the Eagles cover on SUN and that you hear me. (btw, my door knocks unexpectedly maybe 2 times a month) boys, i swear to you, 1 min 20 secs after, i hear a knock.. i had never been so scared to answer the door. It was like GOD was on the other side.. but i still answered, shaking as hell, and it was 2 little russian girls selling some cookies.. so i just slammed the door on them and went back inside shaking.

Bottom line is boys, i do have the proof of the existence of GOD.. and I will say this.. go bet the eagles.. i am pounding it.. GOD has spoken to me boys, and he's told me the Eagles.. So if you want to follow me, go ahead, but i am not to get blamed if it loses. I am confident that GOD has spoken to me and that he really does exist. When the eagles cover this sunday, you will all be assured there really is a GOD..

Thanks again GOD for the pick.. boys, it's not too often GOD talks to me.. and i am taking full of advantage of this. Boys, i am so shaking right now, that i will be leaving soon to go to church and light a candle, then talk to Father Bertoldi of St Monica's Parish here at the local church here and tell him all about this. I know Father Bertoldi used to love to gamble on sports, so maybe he will ride the bet with me after i tell him GOD gave me the sign to bet the EAGLES.. I know Father Bertoldi once told me he's a big parlay guy, he loves to bet parlays, so i don't know what he'll do here.

GO eagles GO.

Thanks again, GOD.. Amen.

jjgold · 04-21-09, 04:54 PM

I never saw a guy like Nicky know so much about hockey, he is right about the injuries. Montreal did not have a fighting chance.

betplom · 04-21-09, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I never saw a guy like Nicky know so much about hockey, he is right about the injuries. Montreal did not have a fighting chance.

Gold, you aren't paying attention pal, this is a classic Nicky quotes thread, not an I'll suck Nickys cock thread.

Give us a quote pal.