5] What is a guaranteed to make money gambling?
Answers:
a) If there is one, the guy who knows about it is guaranteed not to be on this forum.
b) If 'a' exists, he sure as hell won't tell you.
c) Gamble on getting a job
4] How can this pick lose?
a) Because books don't offer lines on certainties
b) Because you are obviously missing something
c) If you truly believe the pick can't lose, why don't you risk your house on it?
3] Can this system work? I'm going to test it this year on <Insert Sport> and track it in this thread.
Answers:
a) No, it can't work unless it involves making +EV bets.
b) Trackers invariably disappear when things go poorly. And when things are going good, they think their system works. Just like a guy who correctly predicts a coin toss 3 times in a row has solved that game.
2] How can I lose weight?
Invariably asked by the guys on forum who make threads about what fast food they're eating that day.
Answers:
a) Maybe lay off the burgers and have a salad
b) Maybe get some exercise
c) Maybe avoid chocolate bars/chips/pop?
1] How can I bang a 10 without paying for it?
No one on this forum has ever banged a 10 and never will. Someone who likes to post on forums just can't be someone who can get a 10.
So,
Answers:
a) Date rape
b) Rape
c) Some combination of 'a' and 'b'
d) While there are 10 hookers out there, noone on this forum could afford one
I hope this thread can be the starting point of an encyclopedia that future posters can refer to when these questions re-appear.
Answers:
a) If there is one, the guy who knows about it is guaranteed not to be on this forum.
b) If 'a' exists, he sure as hell won't tell you.
c) Gamble on getting a job
4] How can this pick lose?
a) Because books don't offer lines on certainties
b) Because you are obviously missing something
c) If you truly believe the pick can't lose, why don't you risk your house on it?
3] Can this system work? I'm going to test it this year on <Insert Sport> and track it in this thread.
Answers:
a) No, it can't work unless it involves making +EV bets.
b) Trackers invariably disappear when things go poorly. And when things are going good, they think their system works. Just like a guy who correctly predicts a coin toss 3 times in a row has solved that game.
2] How can I lose weight?
Invariably asked by the guys on forum who make threads about what fast food they're eating that day.
Answers:
a) Maybe lay off the burgers and have a salad
b) Maybe get some exercise
c) Maybe avoid chocolate bars/chips/pop?
1] How can I bang a 10 without paying for it?
No one on this forum has ever banged a 10 and never will. Someone who likes to post on forums just can't be someone who can get a 10.
So,
Answers:
a) Date rape
b) Rape
c) Some combination of 'a' and 'b'
d) While there are 10 hookers out there, noone on this forum could afford one
I hope this thread can be the starting point of an encyclopedia that future posters can refer to when these questions re-appear.
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