A famous virgin offered $1M to star in p0rn flick

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  • daggerkobe
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    • 03-25-08
    • 10744

    #1
    A famous virgin offered $1M to star in p0rn flick
  • SBR Lou
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-02-07
    • 37863

    #2


    Wouldn't that invalidate her potential victory on BGT and record deal?
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    • Mudcat
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      • 07-21-05
      • 9287

      #3
      As Kerouac might have said, "Ahem! Harrumph! Egad!"
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82905

        #4
        Good luck trimming that bush for the porn flick.
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        • Willie Bee
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          • 02-14-06
          • 15726

          #5
          As Kerouac might have said, "Ahem! Harrumph! Egad!"
          Mud, odds that 1% of the posters here have a clue who Kerouac is?
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          • Shark79
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-19-07
            • 11211

            #6
            That is simply a no no .
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            • SlickFazzer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-22-08
              • 20209

              #7
              I would love to watch her get porked in the sack by some stud.
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              • Flyers09
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                • 04-13-09
                • 3666

                #8
                the pic of her ruined my day....
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                • mathdotcom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-24-08
                  • 11689

                  #9
                  Never been fukked....... except by relatives.
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                  • Madetowin
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-07-09
                    • 1373

                    #10
                    I would pay her 1 million to not make the movie
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                    • Flyers09
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                      • 04-13-09
                      • 3666

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Madetowin
                      I would pay her 1 million to not make the movie
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                      • Flyers09
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                        • 04-13-09
                        • 3666

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mathdotcom
                        Never been fukked....... except by relatives.
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                        • Bread
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-16-08
                          • 23726

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Willie Bee
                          Mud, odds that 1% of the posters here have a clue who Kerouac is?

                          Nice try Willie Bee! Not all SBR posters are idiots!

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                          • Flyers09
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                            • 04-13-09
                            • 3666

                            #14
                            BREAD

                            her gums scare me....
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                            • RogueJuror
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 07-08-08
                              • 10010

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                              I would love to watch her get porked in the sack by some stud.
                              would love to see bread fuck her

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                              • SlickFazzer
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-22-08
                                • 20209

                                #16
                                I would watch and wack off while Bread and her made passionate love.
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                                • RogueJuror
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-08-08
                                  • 10010

                                  #17
                                  slicker what the hell is Kerouac

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                                  • SlickFazzer
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-22-08
                                    • 20209

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RogueJuror
                                    slicker what the hell is Kerouac
                                    Katie Couric is the news anchor for the CBS nightly news.
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                                    • Mudcat
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                                      • 07-21-05
                                      • 9287

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                      Mud, odds that 1% of the posters here have a clue who Kerouac is?

                                      I get your point.


                                      Originally posted by Mudcat
                                      As Krusty the Klown might have said, "Hey, hey, hey!

                                      Fixed.
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                                      • louisvillekid
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-14-07
                                        • 9263

                                        #20
                                        when i read mudcat's post , i knew/know Kerouac was some kind of writer, never read anything though.

                                        i googled **'s post and got Jack's 'On the Road"

                                        We're going to go live on a farm in Pennsylvania this summer-station wagon for me to cut back to New York for kicks, nice big farm house, and have a lot of kids in the next few years. Ahem! Harrumph! Egad! He leaped out of the chair and put on a Willie Jackson record, "Gator tail."
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                                        • Bread
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-16-08
                                          • 23726

                                          #21
                                          Originally Posted by Mudcat
                                          As Krusty the Klown might have said, "Hey, hey, hey!
                                          Incorrect. Jeez you guys are dum.

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                                          • StyleQ
                                            SBR High Roller
                                            • 03-23-09
                                            • 208

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                            Mud, odds that 1% of the posters here have a clue who Kerouac is?
                                            That was exactly what I was thinking.
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                                            • Mudcat
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 07-21-05
                                              • 9287

                                              #23
                                              Okay, okay. Well there's plenty of stuff on the forum for the broad and low-brow. I consider it my sacred duty to rep the snooty and obscure.

                                              With some assistance from The Prick of course.
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                                              • Bread
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 03-16-08
                                                • 23726

                                                #24
                                                OK. Sorry for have dumbing down your efforts. Carry on...
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                                                • RealSlimShady
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 12-24-07
                                                  • 6249

                                                  #25
                                                  If JJ was her co-star in that movie, the offer will easily be $2m.
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                                                  • ertl09
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-10-07
                                                    • 1413

                                                    #26
                                                    I'd do her if she gave me 1/2 a million.... really, how bad could it be.
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                                                    • Matt Rain
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 02-13-07
                                                      • 5001

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                                      Mud, odds that 1% of the posters here have a clue who Kerouac is?
                                                      Birth name Jean-Louis Kérouac (with the accent), big drinker, better writer.
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                                                      • Matt Rain
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                                                        • 02-13-07
                                                        • 5001

                                                        #28
                                                        I would also bet that more than 1% of the forum knows about On the road. Isn't it a mandatory reading assignment at some point in high school?
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                                                        • Matt Rain
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                                                          • 02-13-07
                                                          • 5001

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by daggerkobe
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                                                          • Mudcat
                                                            Restricted User
                                                            • 07-21-05
                                                            • 9287

                                                            #30
                                                            I do agree with earlier point about Katie Couric's tooth-to-gum ratio though.

                                                            Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio.
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                                                            • SBR Lou
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 08-02-07
                                                              • 37863

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Mudcat
                                                              I do agree with earlier point about Katie Couric's tooth-to-gum ratio though.

                                                              Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio.
                                                              The real question is, can she walk and chew gum at the same time?
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                                                              • tacomax
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                                                                • 08-10-05
                                                                • 9619

                                                                #32
                                                                For a minute there, I thought Bobby had hit the big time.
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                                                                • Matt Rain
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                                                                  • 02-13-07
                                                                  • 5001

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by tacomax
                                                                  For a minute there, I thought Bobby had hit the big time.
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