Famous athletes-celebrities U won't see at derby because they look like horses?

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John Elway,Rebecca Lobo,Nancy Kerrigan and Hillary Swank.Damn,who left the door to the barns open and how did these horses get up to millionaires row in the clubhouse!Not that there is anything wrong with looking like a horse mind you,just an observation.

Other notable animal characteristics in famous people that might cause problems for them at the derby.Mike Shanahan would be exterminated from the barn area of Churchill Downs by Terminex for being a rat.

Any other well known horse face celebrities and celebrities that look like critters and varments?Don Rickles always reminded me of an Easter Bunny.A sarcastic one.

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Damnit,the horses in the derby are on the home stretch and a turtle is on the rail at the finish line ready to walk out on the track and spook the horses.Na,it's just Kenny Chesney.

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A rich blueblood snobby owner is bitching to the trainer,there's a friggin rattle snake by the stable.I wait 75 years to get a horse in the derby and a rattle snake wants to bite my horse,Na,it's just Don Imus.

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Ryan Gosling walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"

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Who's the lion in this picture, dog the bounty hunter?

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[BrentCrude]

After what happened in connencticut a few months back where the woman had her head torn off by a chimp,who's bright idea was it to let a Curious George film promotion into the clubhouse?Na,it's just Obama,,,sorry Mr.President,I should have known it was you because I don't see the man with the big yellow hat at your side.I see a few 4 foot 11'' Jewish guys from your cabinet that look like elfs and jockeys.Robert Reisch,Geitner and Rahm Emanuel.

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after what happened in connencticut a few months back where the woman had her head torn off by a chimp,who's bright idea was it to let a curious george film promotion into the clubhouse?na,it's just obama,,,sorry mr.president,i should have known it was you because i don't see the man with the big yellow hat at your side.i see a few 4 foot 11'' jewish guys from your cabinet that look like elfs and jockeys.robert reisch,geitner and rahm emanuel.

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