10. If you have a "fun room", make sure it is full of headless puppets and posters of French amputees frolicking underneath a tsunami.
9. JJ REALLY needs to get laid.
8. Bet the UNDER on the Nuggets game....I mean the OVER. No I mean the UNDER. Jeesh, everybody and their mother had an opinion on this one. Anyway...OVER covers by 1/2 a point. Suprise Suprise.
7. Robyn's chest starts more internet chatter than an Al-Queda web site on Sept. 10th 2001.
6. Death Row inmates eat a lot of crap before they die..except for the moron that donated a Veggie Pizza to the homeless. You telling me if you were homeless, you would want a Veggie Pizza. I would have executed this moron TWICE for making such a request!!
5. Sammy may be gone, but his legacy continues. I get it. People don't like him.
4. Bread drinks a lot. Alert the presses. Oh yeah, he also needs help I guess. Well if he needs help, he came to the right place. Where else can a gambler who likes to drink go to get "help" for his "problem"? SBR is just the place!!! I would say Bread had a problem if he DIDN'T DRINK!!
3. Vegas Dave had a 2 year anniversary. I think it has been two years since he saw his girlfriend or something like that. All I know is he spent it at the movies by himself. I learned never to share buttered popcorn with Vegas Dave.
2. Zombies fire pool balls from their vaginas.
1. In all seriousness, XStud is not well and we all need to keep him in our prayers. Crazy how one minute we can be posting such nonsense and the next, life becomes reality. Get well soon XStud.
9. JJ REALLY needs to get laid.
8. Bet the UNDER on the Nuggets game....I mean the OVER. No I mean the UNDER. Jeesh, everybody and their mother had an opinion on this one. Anyway...OVER covers by 1/2 a point. Suprise Suprise.
7. Robyn's chest starts more internet chatter than an Al-Queda web site on Sept. 10th 2001.
6. Death Row inmates eat a lot of crap before they die..except for the moron that donated a Veggie Pizza to the homeless. You telling me if you were homeless, you would want a Veggie Pizza. I would have executed this moron TWICE for making such a request!!
5. Sammy may be gone, but his legacy continues. I get it. People don't like him.
4. Bread drinks a lot. Alert the presses. Oh yeah, he also needs help I guess. Well if he needs help, he came to the right place. Where else can a gambler who likes to drink go to get "help" for his "problem"? SBR is just the place!!! I would say Bread had a problem if he DIDN'T DRINK!!
3. Vegas Dave had a 2 year anniversary. I think it has been two years since he saw his girlfriend or something like that. All I know is he spent it at the movies by himself. I learned never to share buttered popcorn with Vegas Dave.
2. Zombies fire pool balls from their vaginas.
1. In all seriousness, XStud is not well and we all need to keep him in our prayers. Crazy how one minute we can be posting such nonsense and the next, life becomes reality. Get well soon XStud.
I love you. No homo. I think.
Good to have you back buddy. Best list yet. We're takin this shit on Montel!
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So can my sister's moter-in-law