What a strange couple, my fun room has a sports ticker, plasma tv, hundreds and hundreds of $100 losing win bet horse tickets framed, $100 bottles of champagne, leather pants to die for on the wall, big posters of John Travolta and Teddy Nugent on the wall and a roulette table. You two are from the fukkin stone ages.
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Bread
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03-16-08
23726
#38
Originally posted by jjgold
What a strange couple, my fun room has a sports ticker, plasma tv, hundreds and hundreds of $100 losing win bet horse tickets framed, $100 bottles of champagne, leather pants to die for on the wall, big posters of John Travolta and Teddy Nugent on the wall and a roulette table. You two are from the fukkin stone ages.
best.post.ever
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Robyn
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02-05-08
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#39
Leather pants to die for????
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pico
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04-05-07
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#40
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HAPPY BOY
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08-10-05
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#41
what that room is a treasure chest of neat lil trinkets and nick nacks. WTF is a nick nack anyways? OMFG Stubbs BBQ RUB "ladies and gentlemen Im a cook" says it right there on the bottle. Jesus Robyn, you guys got it, whatever it is! P.S. you never said anything about my sinature dedicated to you.
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82905
#42
A nick nack is probably something coming out of Nicky's butt. A knick knack is what married without kids people collect.
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Mudcat
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07-21-05
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#43
Originally posted by Robyn
The funnest part for me is that figurine. His head is chopped off but he's soooo cool about it. He's just like hanging onto his head in his left hand like nothing is going on. I like that guy.
His chick seems pretty cool too.
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Willie Bee
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02-14-06
15726
#44
Originally posted by Robyn
A very strange jai alai poster. Take a close look. Those are two guys running in the water holding hands...one of which is missing a leg below the knee. WHAT???
I don't know, when I first looked at it I just sort of guessed the person on the right is not missing a leg, just that it's kicked up behind them while running. But I'm still not clear on the 'two guys running' part of it. Are they wearing matching tank tops or matching one-piece suits?
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Mudcat
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07-21-05
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#45
I had the same thought about the missing half-leg. Just a perspective thing.
But that definitely doesn't let the poster off the hook.
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Matt Rain
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02-13-07
5001
#46
The fact that both guys are about to be swooshed into oblivion by a giant jai alai basket thingie seems to be a more immediate cause for concern. As is the lack of eyes and the careless running.
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wtf
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08-22-08
12983
#47
matt, there called "cestas"
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ijustwant2bpaid
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11-11-08
3706
#48
no offense but it reminds my of a child molester room i saw recently on law and order, i think they called it the treasure room though, there was also a movie with a similar room, is this how u bait the young ones into you house?
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wtf
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08-22-08
12983
#49
oh no, dont anger bread he is menstruating now
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ijustwant2bpaid
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11-11-08
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#50
i figured i throw this in there as well, best line ever in a movie, Deniro of course in this boys life..." you can get it doggy style or on your side, I dont like the face" seems that Robyn may be hiding her face for a reason, i wanna see a smile above those titties for christ sakes women!
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ijustwant2bpaid
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11-11-08
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#51
Originally posted by wtf
oh no, dont anger bread he is menstruating now
not trying to i love the gy im just saying a bunch of childrens toys in a house with no children strikes me as kind of odd, and u know how horny these two are..who knows anymore..
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louisvillekid
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08-14-07
9263
#52
that pic with the group of monkeys , the bigger one kinda in the middle with red lips and like a solid pair of futuristic glasses on and has the spiky little hair.
That one looks like some of the monkeys/apes in the video game "Ape Escape" for the original playstation.
I played the shit out of that game, so it's just something i noticed, and yes i know that's odd.
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Mudcat
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07-21-05
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#53
Originally posted by Matt Rain
The fact that both guys are about to be swooshed into oblivion by a giant jai alai basket thingie seems to be a more immediate cause for concern.
Now this is interesting. You see the basket thingy as swooshing them into oblivion. From what I see, it could just be a static part of their world. It could even be going in the other direction, giving birth to what we see, leaving in front of it the beautiful water and tents and hilly landscapes and eyeless homosexual frolickers.
But you see destruction. Have you ever sat down and talked to anyone about the possibility of repressed JAHJS? (Jai Alai Heeby Jeebies Syndrome)
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Matt Rain
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02-13-07
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#54
My therapist and I have agreed to put the blame on my postmodern liberal arts education and Quentin Tarantino.
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Bread
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03-16-08
23726
#55
Matt Rain and Mudcat officially made me fall out of my chair. Holy cow.
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Mudcat
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07-21-05
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#56
Originally posted by Matt Rain
My therapist and I have agreed to put the blame on my postmodern liberal arts education and Quentin Tarantino.
Yeah. Mkay. Any time you talk about trauma relating to sports paraphernalia, Tarantino makes sense.
But damn - I was hoping we could blame a parent. We could have a cry and pass around the e-Kleenex. I find it so much more fun to blame a parent. You know what they say:
If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
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Robyn
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02-05-08
9681
#57
I have studied that poster many times. They are definitely two men holding hands and frolicking in a body of water. And what is it with the tents? Is that where they hump before they frolic? As for the missing leg, I have considered that option however you would expect that the artist would perhaps include a foot in there so that the viewer wouldn't assume the leg was missing.
And Happy Boy...did you make that signature up just for me?
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Matt Rain
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02-13-07
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#58
I believe they're gypsy tents. Didn't know there were Basque Gypsies, but it makes sense.
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#59
You are all missing the point. Lookit
It's pretty obvious to me that both these fellows were born completely disfigured. We already know that they are missing eyes, mouths, ears, and one has no leg below a knee.
So why is it so hard to believe that they were also born without feet? It's obvious. And they are running on water. It is apparent that it's Jesus and his evil twin brother, Lance. What they are running from is up for discussion. Ben Wallace, maybe?
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RageWizard
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09-01-06
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#60
Roybn, Bread, You people don't seem too strange. You just have allot of things that need dusting or cleaning.
I never knew you had what looks like at least 2 cats. Maybe 1 but both are my favorite type tiger types.
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smitch124
SBR Posting Legend
05-19-08
12566
#61
No fair Bread you have many more FUSHs (****ed-Up-Staring-Hours) on that poster than us. Of course its Ben Wallace! Who else do you run straight into the ocean to avoid?
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Mudcat
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07-21-05
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#62
That jai alai poster is like an ink blot test for the forum. Totally open to interpretation. It has generated so many different perspectives. Fascinating.
I have learned so much about so many of you. I have never felt closer to the forum. I feel safe here and I'd like to reveal something about myself if I may.
When I am at home alone, I like to wear one of those Brazilian hats with assorted fruit on them and also knee-length toe socks.
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Mudcat
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07-21-05
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#63
Plus I like to strangle myself to the verge of death with panty hose.
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ijustwant2bpaid
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11-11-08
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#64
jeez, i think the guy has a leg he is just running through the water and it is bent behind his thigh, the pantyhose thing is kinda sick though mudcat, be carefull with that one, u dont want to die like that, pretty traumatic for whomever cares enough to find u after ur missing for a few days..
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20Four7
SBR Hall of Famer
04-08-07
6703
#65
Originally posted by Robyn
I wonder if I will ever be as cool as you and have almost 11,000 posts!
You are cooler than him and have better nipples (once you take the bread of them). You would be super cool if you get bad nina and sportsgirly back
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#66
When I am at home alone, I like to wear one of those Brazilian hats with assorted fruit on them and also knee-length toe socks.
Plus I like to strangle myself to the verge of death with panty hose.
LOL!!!
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BadNina
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11-27-07
10491
#67
Originally posted by 20Four7
You would be super cool if you get bad nina and sportsgirly back
Where did I go?
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Casperwaits
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08-25-06
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#68
This is an amazing post. after reading every comment on here I think I need to change my diaper. If I cannot find one, I will just call Bread and ask him to give me one of his. I think he has a box behind the eye chart and the green bong shaped like my penis.
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smarmy
SBR MVP
08-03-08
1863
#69
I am deeply disappointed in both of you as I don't see Bill in any of those photos. Bill should be the last guy packed and the first guy unpacked. And tell me that P'hillip has a nice home in your new digs, I would hate to have to abscond with him in order to give him a good home.
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Bread
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03-16-08
23726
#70
P'hillip has a beautiful spot in the back yard where he plays with squirrels all day.