Watch out for neighbor kids stealing and catching a buzz on your Salvia plants!

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Watch out for neighbor kids stealing and catching a buzz on your Salvia plants!
    I grow the stuff as an ornament plant because it grows like weeds and is dirt cheap.A chemistry teacher in high school that I had that was a drug expert told us idiots 32 years ago about the affect this stuff has but no one ever toked it back then.Being that the stuff is legal and can be bought at any Wal Mart,it's catching on with cash strapped kids.

    On You Tube there are 1000's and 1000's of videos showing kids toking this stuff.It would knock 7 kinds of dog crap out of Superman.You just totally go into euphoria and your body does weird stuff for 5 minutes and then you are back to planet earth like nothing ever happened.It's not toxic and you can't OD on the stuff and you don't get hangovers from it.

    So if you see kids in your yard at night with a flashlight,they aren't going after night crawlers,they are going after this crap.
  • j0hnnyv
    SBR MVP
    • 01-06-09
    • 3620

    #2
    uhm ok
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    • AgainstAllOdds
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-24-08
      • 6053

      #3
      "You just totally go into euphoria and your body does weird stuff for 5 minutes and then you are back to planet earth like nothing ever happened.It's not toxix and you can't OD on the stuff and you don't get hangovers from it."

      And this is a bad thing?
      Originally posted by SBR_John
      AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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      • Matt Rain
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-13-07
        • 5001

        #4
        Your brilliant suggestion just made hundreds of impressionable kids change theirs plans for the weekend. Nice going Uncle Brent.
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        • BrentCrude
          SBR MVP
          • 11-16-05
          • 4665

          #5
          Alot of the kids are doing the Jackass kind of stuff when they are on it riding bikes,cars,go carts over jumps.etc.Dangerous enough stuff when you are sober let alone on Salvia.Mark my word,this stuff is going to be all the rage very ,very soon!The summer of Salvia.Old hippies are going to name their grand daughters Salvia.


          I have this noxious weed growing on my deer trail that's the size of a par 3 golf course fairway that has native wild plants that I crop low to the ground.As soon as you run the lawn mower over it you just start coughing uncontrollably,your eyes water and it feels like you have asbestos barbs shooting throughout your respiratory system.I call it the tear gas plant.If a guy could refine and condense it,you could market the stuff.
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          • pico
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 04-05-07
            • 27321

            #6
            i would coat those plants with laxatives to teach those punk kids a lesson.
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