5teamer or whoever's in charge

[reno cool]

Screw the poster of the month. What we need is quotes or posts of the month. There are so many great little bits that come out here from time to time. I'd love to see a list at the end of the month and vote for the favorite.
First nomination today: Flyersxxx wrote:

"We Americans ****ed up the country so much we had to turn it over to a black man."
hilarious

[pimike]

Reno its all you, take over buddy

[reno cool]

second nomination:

They all paid attention when GWB would talk, sure he was retarded but they wanted to know when they'd be getting preemptively bombed on false information

[reno cool]

Reno its all you, take over buddy

I'm going to do it Mike. Any time I see something particularly funny or that I like I'll post it here. I'll try to not go overboard. But I think this will make a nice collection. Anyone else can nominate too. Hopefully, I'm not braking any law.

[pavyracer]

bluefish to Iwinyourmoney:

Also, your g-friend seems cute. Tell her to drop the hula hoops she has for earings though. She could take them off, light them on fire, and have a tiger jump through them.

[reno cool]

that's the spirit Pavy.
I like this one for some reason:

Not that anyone would care, but it will be the difference for me as well. Id moderately like to meet a cpl people, but wouldnt pay out much to do so.

[pico]

april is almost over. is sally still the front runner for april?

[reno cool]

to quote the new york post today

Stadium- 1.5 billion
payroll - 255 million
team- worthless

....thats not bad

[sallysnax8]

april is almost over. is sally still the front runner for april?

probably not i fell off

[reno cool]

I have to add this because it's such a good breakdown of how our political system works, not just with drug war but almost any industry. This is how wealth is created.

Yes, it's called the criminal-industrial complex. Do you have any idea how much money is committed to the drug war every year? It's a giant welfare system for "law enforcement."

DEA
FBI
ATF
Bureau of Prisons
Local police
State police
State prison employees
Federal and State Parole and probation departments
Contractors that build prisons, jails, and court houses.
Labs that do all of the mandatory drug testing.

Snitches- If you knew the amount of money law enforcement paid informants you would be stunned. The lat figure I read was $700 million a year and that book was written in the early 90's.

Lawyers- This includes prosecutors and public defenders.

All of the ancillary businesses the above entities support, whether they are buying vehicles or renting local office space.

Do you realize how many people would be out of work if they ended the war on drugs tomorrow, released anyone who was solely locked up for a drug offense, and lowered the staffing in all of the above areas commensurately?

The US spends billions on all of this nonsense. It's insane.

The above doesn't take into account when they lock up a head of household/bread winner for some bs offense and the family ends up on state assistance.

The war on drugs is just one more form of wealth transfer from productive people to non-productive people.

[pimike]

I'm going to do it Mike. Any time I see something particularly funny or that I like I'll post it here. I'll try to not go overboard. But I think this will make a nice collection. Anyone else can nominate too. Hopefully, I'm not braking any law.

Reno you the man, at least you don't get banned like fiver, we need a reliable person

[fiveteamer]

pimike jj and I discussed it on the phone the other day, you can never win poster of the month.

[pimike]

pimike jj and I discussed it on the phone the other day, you can never win poster of the month.

YOUR FIRED PAL



P.S. JJ doesn't like YOU

[fiveteamer]

pimike is awesome

[tacomax]

[tacomax]

pimike is awesome

Nice edit.

[fiveteamer]

taco I'm learning

[pimike]

taco I'm learning

No your not fiver. You continue to cross the line with your childish moves. I have no respect for you.

[pico]

damn, i wanna know what was 5vers orginal post.

[Bread]

Fiveteamer - Posting Legend

Pimike - Failed Christian Athalete

But God bless Fiveteamer

[pimike]

Fiveteamer - Posting Legend

Pimike - Failed Christian Athalete

But God bless Fiveteamer

Love these high school kids you included Bread

[Matt Rain]

if you can't handle the heat of fiver's jockstrap wrapped around your face stay out of the kitchen....

My nomination.

[reno cool]

excellent, accurate and important observation here:

RETURNED THE OIL TO THE IRAQI PEOPLE??????

The ONLY thing that has been accomplished is the IMF instituting their programs which will only further destroy Iraq and eventually lead to another authoritarian regime taking over. We have now opened up Iraq to environmental exploitation and investment by foreign countries who will milk them for everything they can and then move on. Look at Argentina...

[reno cool]

This Flyers guy is coming out with some great stuff:

there are some reasonable 20 yr old bettors.....and whats 5 yr olds playing hockey have to do with this?

[reno cool]

Haven't heard from Casper in a while until this, one of his better lists:

10. If you have a "fun room", make sure it is full of headless puppets and posters of French amputees frolicking underneath a tsunami.

9. JJ REALLY needs to get laid.

8. Bet the UNDER on the Nuggets game....I mean the OVER. No I mean the UNDER. Jeesh, everybody and their mother had an opinion on this one. Anyway...OVER covers by 1/2 a point. Suprise Suprise.

7. Robyn's chest starts more internet chatter than an Al-Queda web site on Sept. 10th 2001.

6. Death Row inmates eat a lot of crap before they die..except for the moron that donated a Veggie Pizza to the homeless. You telling me if you were homeless, you would want a Veggie Pizza. I would have executed this moron TWICE for making such a request!!

5. Sammy may be gone, but his legacy continues. I get it. People don't like him.

4. Bread drinks a lot. Alert the presses. Oh yeah, he also needs help I guess. Well if he needs help, he came to the right place. Where else can a gambler who likes to drink go to get "help" for his "problem"? SBR is just the place!!! I would say Bread had a problem if he DIDN'T DRINK!!

3. Vegas Dave had a 2 year anniversary. I think it has been two years since he saw his girlfriend or something like that. All I know is he spent it at the movies by himself. I learned never to share buttered popcorn with Vegas Dave.

2. Zombies fire pool balls from their vaginas.

1. In all seriousness, XStud is not well and we all need to keep him in our prayers. Crazy how one minute we can be posting such nonsense and the next, life becomes reality. Get well soon XStud.

[reno cool]

half of this guys posts are instant classics:

I hate dating sites, fukin About Me sections, what do you say, Im a guy, I have a penis I'd like to put inside you for a few minutes during halftiimes if you like a guy that rolls his eyes and sighs during games then later bangs his head against the wall every night of the week come over between the 2nd and 3rd quarters of the Celtics game

[tacomax]

OK, we don't want the award transcending into a farce like when BuddyBear handed out the award and he won it every other month but I think that fiveteamer should be a lock (read the full thread for accurate context):

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/173166-date-rape-if-she-retarded.html#post1762082

[Matt Rain]

Another nomination:

Peace, Happiness and Figs

[RogueJuror]

At my gfs place. Her single mom friend with a mixed baby stopped by. They ran to the store, I'm drunk, and guess who's watching the 4 month old while they ran to the store. Dude is chillin on my lap watchin sportscenter. End my life now. Call me if u have my number

.

[reno cool]

So.... suppose Anaheim's players were all Canadian, and Montreal's players were all American, and they met in the Cup finals.

If Anaheim wins, it means Americans are better at hockey?

How the fukk do kindergarten kids find this forum, let alone get on the internet??

many have wondered this before

[reno cool]

How is spankwire not mentioned yet?

vegas dave cannot be left out

[reno cool]

I own an original grapefruit skin from the diner that JJ went to on the day he got a standing ovation at the diner before his big Super Bowl bet last year.

$1250 or best offer... I happened to be there that day, and when JJ walked in with his suite and everyone gave him a standing ovation, I snagged the grapefruit from some sorry old toothless fukk's table when he stood up. I ate the fukkin grapefruit and saved the skin for Nostalgia's Sake.

jj gold memorabilia

[reno cool]

if he was talking to me, then he needs to learn to use the american language lil more appropiate

another classic quote

flyers in the lead with 3 nominations (all from me)

[Flyers09]

reno i just saw this thread, you are the man LOL

thanks!

[reno cool]

As soon as people start understanding that there is no difference whatsoever between Democrats and Republicans, the sooner the United States can progess out of the dark ages.
You can put a piece of tomato and shit on a piece of bread, or you can put a piece of lettuce and shit on a piece of bread, but either way you still have yourself a shit sandwich.

maybe I should rename this thread "posts I like"