has vegasdave ever been to a strip club?

[mathdotcom]

I bet the guy never has. But when he does someday he will be an animal. He will be piss drunk, dancing with his eyes closed and beer spilling all over himself, tie on backwards, throwing 100 dollar bills for glimpses at snatch, etc.

Night will end when he buys a lap dance and tries to pin her down for a cincinnati bowtie. Bouncer will throw him out the back door and he will pass out next to dumpster.

[Flyers09]

strip clubs r over rated, they r a disgrace

[Nicky Santoro]

coming from the greatest city in north america for strips.. i will say this.. strip joints are fukkin boring.. even if the girl is a 10, who cares that she is dancing. it's good for the first 12 min, then it gets repetitive. you've seen one, you've seen em all.. it's like one long boring movie. when i go with friends, i usually tell em i want to leave right away..i yawn in there. the only time i enjoyed it was when i just turned 18 and you are there.. wow, was it great. i dont know how those guys that go there every week and sit on the front row of stage and stare for 4 straight hrs without getting bored. i feel sorry for those guys.

what's so fun about staring at a girl naked for 4 straight hrs, or even 10 straight minutes? too repetitive.

[The Prick]

matcher i think that cat used ta work one as a dick-dancer, kinda like that farley character. dunno if that counts fer goin to one tho

[sportsguy04]

Go to a strip club in the Carribeans. CHEAP for Good dances and sexier woman. Also get more options.. If you know what I mean..

[Todd2122]

Total waste. Getting women is all about the hunt. Very gratifying to convince a girl to spread her legs. I'd rather screw a 5 then pay for a dance from a 10 any day.

[louisvillekid]

damn, i would hope he has at least been once. I think all dudes over 18 have been at least once.


hey Nicky, they got any good ones around Windsor, me and my brother and some friends been thinking about driving up there to Caesars Windsor , only like about a 5-5.5 hour drive to Detroit , don't know how long it will take to drive across the river and whether we need passports or not, gonna need to check into that .

Probably in the old days you could of just drove back and forth from Detroit to Windsor, now you probably gotta sit in a long azz line and fill out a buttload of paperwork just to cross to go gambling.

[mathdotcom]

you'd rather screw a 5 than get a lapdance from a 10?

Why don't you just stick your dick in a meat grinder then

[louisvillekid]

noticed in the sports page the other day there was an ad for Godfathers II and some chick from Playboy TV is coming to do shows, probably right now, the traveling girls usually come for Fri- Sat and sometimes Sun.

[Todd2122]

you'd rather screw a 5 than get a lapdance from a 10?

Why don't you just stick your dick in a meat grinder then

Good point....Sex with a horny willing girl is no match for a $20 5 minute tease.

[mathdotcom]

horny willing 5 girl?

Isn't Oprah a 5?

[Todd2122]

damn, i would hope he has at least been once. I think all dudes over 18 have been at least once.


hey Nicky, they got any good ones around Windsor, me and my brother and some friends been thinking about driving up there to Caesars Windsor , only like about a 5-5.5 hour drive to Detroit , don't know how long it will take to drive across the river and whether we need passports or not, gonna need to check into that .

Probably in the old days you could of just drove back and forth from Detroit to Windsor, now you probably gotta sit in a long azz line and fill out a buttload of paperwork just to cross to go gambling.

You can go with just an ID, but it isn't guaranteed. Depends on the guard. You should have birth certificate or passport.

[Todd2122]

horny willing 5 girl?

Isn't Oprah a 5?

I guess a 5 is too low. Those girls are good practice though. You can try sticking it up their ass without worrying about not getting a second date.

[Chi_archie]

guy has a girlfriend who fukin cares????


really is that what defines and SBR poster/mod as not "made it" not going to a strip club? wow


wait did someone here just say strip club girls are 10's?

[Todd2122]

guy has a girlfriend who fukin cares????


really is that what defines and SBR poster/mod as not "made it" not going to a strip club? wow


wait did someone here just say strip club girls are 10's?

What team is that in your avatar?

[purecarnagge]

VD never has gone..no titties in his face for him!

[BestPlay2day]

I bet VegasDave has gone to a strip club at least once while in college.

[mathdotcom]

Guy would go nuts with squeezed in his face

Would choke on the free pretzels he was stuffin' his face with

[flyingillini]

coming from the greatest city in north america for strips.. i will say this.. strip joints are fukkin boring.. even if the girl is a 10, who cares that she is dancing. it's good for the first 12 min, then it gets repetitive. you've seen one, you've seen em all.. it's like one long boring movie. when i go with friends, i usually tell em i want to leave right away..i yawn in there. the only time i enjoyed it was when i just turned 18 and you are there.. wow, was it great. i dont know how those guys that go there every week and sit on the front row of stage and stare for 4 straight hrs without getting bored. i feel sorry for those guys.

what's so fun about staring at a girl naked for 4 straight hrs, or even 10 straight minutes? too repetitive.

You are right on with this post. I couldn't of said it better. Great post Nickivator!