The Show American Inventor...NYC is full of crazy morons
anyone seen the show american inventor. it is sort like american idol where 4 judges goes from city to city to find good inventions. george foreman is one of the judges...i have no clue who are the 3 other people.
anyways, they select couple of finalist from every city. there were some cool inventions from san francisco, seattle, chicago...but nothing good from NYC. i know the show purposely select few inventions to produce the show...but (i don;t know if they do it on purpose) most of the inventors they showcase from NYC are either complete morons or wackjobs...or both.
there is one crazy old eastern european ho from georgia (the shitty eastern european country) that did a drawing of a jewlry box that can pretty much do anything...seems like she smoked too much crack while sucking off craiglist johns to come up with this idea.
there is also a nut that came from yonkers (i have no idea where that city is, but i think it is pretty close to NYC) that came up with a comc book superhero character called the black cougar. that is his inventions. now you might want to ask...what is so special about this black cougar character. well, according to this nut, it is the only super hero in the world that his only job is to protect the children...i am not making this shit up.
the saddest inventor gotta be this dude who spent 300k on a track for matchbox cars. what is so special about the track? well it is the only track that simulates drag racing. the sad part is that two of his brothers took out mortgages to support his idea, and when he exit the stage, i saw no one is there to support him. normally, when a contestant exits the stage, family members are there for them no matter if they got a yes or no. when this guy exits the stage, i didn't see anyone. his brothers and family members are probably way too pissed to come to support this stupid moron. i bet both his brothers are gonna be living in a box soon.
i don't know what is the deal with new yorkers. maybe they're too materialistic to waste their time on show like this...so only the nut jobs with doodling from their last meth binge showed up.
unreal
anyways, they select couple of finalist from every city. there were some cool inventions from san francisco, seattle, chicago...but nothing good from NYC. i know the show purposely select few inventions to produce the show...but (i don;t know if they do it on purpose) most of the inventors they showcase from NYC are either complete morons or wackjobs...or both.
there is one crazy old eastern european ho from georgia (the shitty eastern european country) that did a drawing of a jewlry box that can pretty much do anything...seems like she smoked too much crack while sucking off craiglist johns to come up with this idea.
there is also a nut that came from yonkers (i have no idea where that city is, but i think it is pretty close to NYC) that came up with a comc book superhero character called the black cougar. that is his inventions. now you might want to ask...what is so special about this black cougar character. well, according to this nut, it is the only super hero in the world that his only job is to protect the children...i am not making this shit up.
the saddest inventor gotta be this dude who spent 300k on a track for matchbox cars. what is so special about the track? well it is the only track that simulates drag racing. the sad part is that two of his brothers took out mortgages to support his idea, and when he exit the stage, i saw no one is there to support him. normally, when a contestant exits the stage, family members are there for them no matter if they got a yes or no. when this guy exits the stage, i didn't see anyone. his brothers and family members are probably way too pissed to come to support this stupid moron. i bet both his brothers are gonna be living in a box soon.
i don't know what is the deal with new yorkers. maybe they're too materialistic to waste their time on show like this...so only the nut jobs with doodling from their last meth binge showed up.
unreal
