A challenge to obese SBR posters

[mathdotcom]

What is your excuse for being so overweight?

Best excuse wins an autographed football.

[Chi_archie]

I have a super hot victoria secret model gf that loves men over 289...... its hard for me to stay this fat, but boy is it worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pavyracer]

If you are short, bald, hairy or have a small pecker by being obese you distract attention from your first four shortfalls.

[daggerkobe]

James Dewar.

Sincerely,
Brent

[smitch124]

My mouth hole is bigger than my butt hole...

[VegasDave]

I eat because I'm unhappy... and I'm unhappy because I eat.

[mathdotcom]

pavy

big gut makes pecker look even smaller

[mathdotcom]

Dave we are concerned for you here at sbr

if i bought you a treadmill would you use it?

[pavyracer]

pavy

big gut makes pecker look even smaller

No...big gut makes small pecker disappear.

[Willie Bee]

Dave we are concerned for you here at sbr

if i bought you a treadmill would you use it?

Not sure about Dave, but if the model you're picking out has a drink holder and a little tray like the ones they use at Sonic to put my bucket of fried chicken on, then count me in mathdotcom!

[Chi_archie]

davey is on the right track....


this dude needs no exercise to lose weight

[onthewhat]

i weigh 125

[mathdotcom]

Willie Bee is the bucket to collect your swass?

[Willie Bee]

Willie Bee is the bucket to collect your swass?

Maybe. What's swass?

[mathdotcom]

ass sweat

[Hells Kitchen]

i weigh 125

And your proud of that

Pencil neck geek?

Just sayin.



And no i am not a fat fvck.

6 foot nothing 195 and no fat.

Being on the fire department requires u to always stay in shape.
Not like the old days where every other firefighter was a lard ass.

[SamsNCharge99]

I eat because I'm unhappy... and I'm unhappy because I eat.

Dave...you can't take a quote from AUSTIN POWERS....YOU FAT BASTARD

i weigh 125

me 2

[onthewhat]

And your proud of that

Pencil neck geek?

Just sayin.



And no i am not a fat fvck.

6 foot nothing 195 and no fat.

Being on the fire department requires u to always stay in shape.
Not like the old days where every other firefighter was a lard ass.

if half of the country is fukkin overweight and they are all depressed about it, why wouldn't i be happy to be skinny?

[VegasDave]

Dave...you can't take a quote from AUSTIN POWERS....YOU FAT BASTARD

I really am a fat bastard!

[BatemanPatrickl]

if half of the country is fukkin overweight and they are all depressed about it, why wouldn't i be happy to be skinny?

Skinny is 150. 125 is what I weighed by freshman year in highschool.

Not sure if I were over the age of 16 and I were a dude I would be proud to weigh 125lbs.

[onthewhat]

I'm healthy.

[pavyracer]

BrentCrude weighed 125 at birth.

[sallysnax8]

within a quarter mile of my house i have:

KFC
Mcdonalds
Checkers
Burger king
Wendy's
White Castle
Taco Bell

[SamsNCharge99]

Sally...I have just as many, but I'm still only 125

[seaborneq]

I don't exercise other than at work, plus gambling keeps me stressed there for I eat to drown my sorrows.

[jjgold]

No Excuse, I like to eat