Harry Kalas dies in Phillies booth,anyone want to die at what they do best?

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Harry Kalas dies in Phillies booth,anyone want to die at what they do best?
    It's depressing seeing people like Paul Newman get old and die in a sick bed surrounded by family with his boots off.You want to see a guy like that go out in a blaze of glory probably rolling his race car.

    Same thing with hardcore hell raisers I know that get old.Why die in a nursing home spilling pablum on your bib.Buy a $150 old beater and hit a utility pole drunk like you got away with 8 other times in your life.You want to be the reason 20 thousand people went without power on Super Bowl Sunday.Use your 9th life to make a statement going out in style.

    It's kind of neat when you hear an old fart like Phillies broadcaster Harry Kalas die in the broadcast booth right before the game started.Did anyone here listen to the broadcast?Must have been one weird atmosphere in the booth.


    Elvis went out barfing or sitting on the toilet.Ever think where you want to be known forever after doing while you kicked the bucket?
  • ItchyHooHoo
    SBR Sharp
    • 03-06-09
    • 423

    #2
    I want to die licking hoo hoo. Thats what i do best.
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    • pavyracer
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 04-12-07
      • 82905

      #3
      I just picture you dying in a tiny basement room typing at SBR on your computer and listening to AM radio talk show in a windowless, dark, smelly room.
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      • Willie Bee
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-14-06
        • 15726

        #4
        Brent, this was the only good thing about Kalas' death, that he was there doing what he loved and what he did best. But I'm confused by HooHoo's answer, is this dying at what you do best or what you love to do most? If it's the former, then I hope to take that last breath tending the earth in a garden, either that or shaking a martini. If it's the latter, then I'm with Hoo, hope my obit reads, "William Wyatt Bee, age ??, died in a hotel room in Singapore with two 18-year-old prostitutes in his arms."
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        • pico
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 04-05-07
          • 27321

          #5
          wanking off...


          it would be pretty funny when they discover the body.
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