Can someone give me cliffnotes for jayvegas420 vegas thread?

[Jayvegas420]

Now that I'm back & sober.... It would have been a funnier response if I posted:

He dies.


Or:


Runs the Oyster Bar for all the clams he can eat.



Or:
Contracted dysentery & owes $30,000.00 in medical costs.



Any one got anything better?

I liked the though that my brother Tony became a rep in Congress.