Mudcat...

[AgainstAllOdds]

Mudcat,


Stumbled across these, thought they might tickle your fancy. Enjoy.



By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be
boss and work twelve.
-- Robert Frost


It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch "60 Minutes". -UA


Some people have a way about them that seems to say: "If I haveonly one life to live, let me live it as a jerk." -UA


What you don't know won't help you much either. -- D. Bennett


Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.


Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be alaw against it by that time. -UA


Apathy Club meeting this Friday. If you want to come, you're not invited. -UA



You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn't need the firstand last month in advance. -UA


No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.
-- Fran Lebowitz

[Mudcat]

Those are pretty good. This one:

Apathy Club meeting this Friday. If you want to come, you're not invited. -UA

kinda reminds me of the line about the guy who won the award for humility but then had it taken away because he accepted. Except yours is funnier.

Those are all signature-worthy lines. I saw someone with this signature yesterday which gave me a chuckle:


One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or gripe . . .

But it was a long time ago and it was just that one day.