My Selections For SBR All Star Bases Team (Video)

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  • onthewhat
    Restricted User
    • 05-14-08
    • 15411

    #1
    My Selections For SBR All Star Bases Team (Video)
  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #2
    Solid baseball team

    Glad to see I am not batting leadoff. I cannot swing a bat worth shit.

    Will be standing in right field dipping and hitting on chicks in the stands.
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    • ryanspeer2001
      SBR MVP
      • 03-30-08
      • 3149

      #3
      Solid line-up, if you need another clean-up hitter or big fellow I'll be down in AAA.
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      • bobbyfk
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-19-09
        • 15218

        #4
        nice cubs jersey.....
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        • bobbyfk
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-19-09
          • 15218

          #5
          Sammy's boyfriend
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          • Immortality
            Restricted User
            • 12-20-07
            • 4599

            #6
            I might have to slit my wrists that I couldn't make this team. Played in college but I couldn't make the SBR team.

            Unreal

            By the way to put a stiff as a coach like 5StarStiff ruins any credibility of this team so maybe I should be happy I am not on the team. I would probably end up knocking out the coach anyways.
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            • AMBlai01
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-16-08
              • 5882

              #7
              Wow....unreal....I was a college prospect and can't get a sniff on this team...
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              • raydog
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 11-07-07
                • 6984

                #8
                sorry onner, but i couldnt make it past 30 seconds again. all i could understand was..." um uh baseball, um thanks guys um uh, nicky santoro um gobble gobble nickys cokk, slurp slurp, um best is nicky, slurp, um nicky suck suck cokk cokk love you nicky, um lick gobble i love nickys cokk baseball um."

                nicky, i would be worried that this kid may be stalking you. this is beyond admiration of a fellow poster, this is a serious fascination he has with you nicky. nicky, watch yourself when you leave the house. you see these famous actors and athletes getting stalked all the time but this has gotten waaaayyyy outta hand. onner, seek help bro. 22 yr. old boys should be in love with a college sweetheart not 50yr old degen gambler men from canada

                immos avatar should have at least gotten him noticed and ambys bangin a 19 yr. old, doesnt that count for something onner???
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                • RogueJuror
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 07-08-08
                  • 10010

                  #9
                  i aint staying in the sun for 3 hours, im chucking myself out to drink with bread

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                  • LVHerbie
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-15-05
                    • 6344

                    #10
                    2003 Detroit Tigers -8300
                    Onthewhat's SBR's Allstars +8900
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                    • Shortstop
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 01-02-09
                      • 27281

                      #11
                      This team reminds me of The Bad News Bears.
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                      • SamsNCharge99
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 10-22-08
                        • 41242

                        #12
                        I played baseball for a while....up till 10th grade....was a SOLID 2nd basemen. All=Star every yesr in little league and always batted 1st.

                        I was a great bunter, great defender, but was a .225% hitter. So, I had to stop playing b/c I coulnd't hit other than bunting.
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          LOL, great video

                          Bread what a fukkin nit wit
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                          • Nicky Santoro
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-08-08
                            • 16103

                            #14
                            onner, that's a helluva lineup.... but we need to make a few changes. we will never win with AAO in that lineup.. what the fukk is he going to do? there will be 34 passed balls an inning and i can't picture him throwing any base stealers out, in fact, i dont even see him making the throw reach 2nd.


                            and RJ clean up? you kidding me.. did you see his baseball batting cage swings 6 months ago?? worst display of anything i have ever seen. he swung like a girl. He'd spin 3 times after each swing and a miss...And we will need VD to hit for power. VD is a power hitter and can hit to all fields. He can't hit any ground balls or he'll be thrown out easily at 1st. VD has no speed whatsoever.

                            anyways, since i'm manager, allow me to build this team my way and bring home a winner to SBR.. the way you have it now, we have no chance.
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                            • VegasDave
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 01-03-07
                              • 8056

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                              and RJ clean up? you kidding me.. did you see his baseball batting cage swings 6 months ago?? worst display of anything i have ever seen. he swung like a girl. He'd spin 3 times after each swing and a miss...And we will need VD to hit for power. VD is a power hitter and can hit to all fields. He can't hit any ground balls or he'll be thrown out easily at 1st. VD has no speed whatsoever.
                              Damn Nicky you must have watched me back in my playing days .
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                              • Chi_archie
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-22-08
                                • 63172

                                #16
                                I'll watch it later......


                                not sure if I made it.....

                                someday i'll make a catching and pitching tutorial

                                and if I ever find it and can convert it into the right format, I'll post the vids of me taking outfield/infield and batting practice at wrigley with jason kendall and the cubs coaching staff.....

                                I found out I didn't even have warning track power that day... best I did was maybe 300 feet
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                                • Iwinyourmoney
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-18-07
                                  • 18368

                                  #17
                                  Did I really not make the team....UNfukinreal
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                                  • Shark79
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-19-07
                                    • 11211

                                    #18
                                    Bat Boys = Sammy and Bobbyfk.

                                    That was worth the vid.
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                                    • 5 star bomb
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 10-12-07
                                      • 5370

                                      #19
                                      base pad coach... gotta like it!
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                                      • fiveteamer
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 04-14-08
                                        • 10805

                                        #20
                                        LOL Moldy ya drunk.
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                                        • onthewhat
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 05-14-08
                                          • 15411

                                          #21
                                          Nicky you are the manager

                                          Your job is on the line if you make changes and they backfire
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                                          • 5 star bomb
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 10-12-07
                                            • 5370

                                            #22
                                            boys i am going to be aggressive over at 1b. We are going to try and stretch a lot of singles into doubles.
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                                            • onthewhat
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 05-14-08
                                              • 15411

                                              #23
                                              5 star we need you on the stopwatch calculating the pitchers delivery time and gambling on sending guys to steal bags

                                              Nicky please post your proposed changes to the line up.
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                                              • AgainstAllOdds
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-24-08
                                                • 6053

                                                #24
                                                5 star...JJ should have been on first base the reason you got that job is because your parents duked onner $200.

                                                Unreal.
                                                Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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                                                • onthewhat
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 05-14-08
                                                  • 15411

                                                  #25
                                                  We like the Venditto/AAO battery

                                                  Nicky do not change that, that is a solid battery right there.
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                                                  • Nicky Santoro
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 04-08-08
                                                    • 16103

                                                    #26
                                                    getting rid of AAO and RJ. both are on the trading block. we cannot win with these 2 in the lineup.. esp aao.. he can't even throw a ball, how do you expect him to throw out runners.

                                                    i am interested in acquiring blitter and amber, those are the 2 i want on this team.. if we can pick up those 2 for our 2, we can go far.. i want VD as our DH, too.. i dont want him fielding.. put him clean up instead.. he's got no speed out there.

                                                    the lineup looks pretty solid aside from that... archie is a good athlete and slicker is great as a leadoff hitter. tremendous speed and he will get on base alot.. also get Iwin on the roster and replace him with AAO behind the plate. he can block alot of pitches too..

                                                    after this, we can go all the way... this team can go very far. but not the way we had it before. too many holes.. and patty as our starting pitcher will be good. he can go 7 solid innings for us. we still need a bench for pinch hitters and a bullpen to close the door for patty..

                                                    we will work on this later.. let me go do some scouting. i have a few in mind.
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                                                    • pavyracer
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 04-12-07
                                                      • 82905

                                                      #27
                                                      Out team with Patty one the mount will win the game by mercy rule.
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                                                      • MonkeyF0cker
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 06-12-07
                                                        • 12144

                                                        #28
                                                        Really? This is what your lives are about? Sad.
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                                                        • MonkeyF0cker
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 06-12-07
                                                          • 12144

                                                          #29
                                                          Do you guys ever wake up in the morning and want to shoot yourselves in the face? I would if I were you...
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                                                          • RogueScholar
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-05-07
                                                            • 5082

                                                            #30
                                                            No F0cker, but I wake up in the morning and want to shoot you in the face. You're like the most miserable party pooper I've ever encountered. Have you ever let go of your own ego long enough to vicariously enjoy other people just goofing off and enjoying each other's company. You're getting on my last nerve and I'm about ready to pop you one right in the nose come Bash time. Watch yourself, big shot.

                                                            Strike one, ace.

                                                            Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                            90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                            • Nicky Santoro
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 04-08-08
                                                              • 16103

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                                              No F0cker, but I wake up in the morning and want to shoot you in the face. You're like the most miserable party pooper I've ever encountered. Have you ever let go of your own ego long enough to vicariously enjoy other people just goofing off and enjoying each other's company. You're getting on my last nerve and I'm about ready to pop you one right in the nose come Bash time. Watch yourself, big shot.

                                                              Strike one, ace.


                                                              amen.

                                                              i totally agree and i am sure 94.3% of posters here agree, too. i have never encountered someone so mad at the world than this guy here. he's pissed all the time. i wish i knew why..
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                                                              • RogueScholar
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 02-05-07
                                                                • 5082

                                                                #32
                                                                My guess is penis envy, Nicky. He probably makes JJ look enormous. You know the guys I'm talking about, not so much of a dick, more like an over-sized clit.

                                                                Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                                90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                                • MonkeyF0cker
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 06-12-07
                                                                  • 12144

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                                                  No F0cker, but I wake up in the morning and want to shoot you in the face. You're like the most miserable party pooper I've ever encountered. Have you ever let go of your own ego long enough to vicariously enjoy other people just goofing off and enjoying each other's company. You're getting on my last nerve and I'm about ready to pop you one right in the nose come Bash time. Watch yourself, big shot.

                                                                  Strike one, ace.

                                                                  Oh, this is what you call a party?? And here I thought it was just a bunch of adults playing a game that 5-year olds do a better job of...

                                                                  Your threats frighten me, Mr. Light In The Loafers. I'd love to see you try something. You're gonna have to do better than "pop me in the nose" though, Twinkle Tits, cuz you certainly won't enjoy the retribution. I promise you that, Sally.
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                                                                  • Nicky Santoro
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 04-08-08
                                                                    • 16103

                                                                    #34
                                                                    who would win in a fight?

                                                                    Rogie -345
                                                                    Monkey +285


                                                                    rogie, if you need any help, just let me know. i'd love to hold him down for you while you give this punk a few slaps for me.. and while i'm at it, i might give a few myself.

                                                                    that would be a dream come true for me..
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                                                                    • MonkeyF0cker
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 06-12-07
                                                                      • 12144

                                                                      #35
                                                                      More proof that you're an incompetent handicapper...
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