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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    There are about 10 types of posters
    1] People killing time while watching lines

    2] Guys who think they are big time but are obviously morons
    eg. Iwinyourmoney

    3] Guys who know they are small time but trying really hard
    eg. AAO

    4] Recreational bettors who just like to b.s. about their bets and basically want to just watch games with other bettors
    eg. CrazyL

    5] True degenerate losers who are completely addicted to gambling and suck at life
    eg. Richkas

    6] Exclusively political commentators who are obviously shut-ins, mad at the world, but know they are too retarded/ignorant to argue on forums designed for political discussion
    eg. BrentCrude, curious, obama our lord

    7] Business-only posters. Just want to discuss the industry.
    eg. Mudcat

    8] JJ-followers. Mostly recreational bettors who find jj better than any other comedian out there. These posters also feel better about themselves by looking at all the losing gamblers out there pretending to be making money.
    eg. mathdotcom, slickfazzer, ontheway, flyingillini

    8.b] People who exclusively tail #8 to tell them to suck jj off, or to suck themselves off, since they are all (of course) jj himself. Somehow think they are superior for tailing tailers than jj-tailers. Typically ghostbusters who ironically have the worst detective skills on the forum.
    eg. Moneyfocker, pavyracer

    9] Sharps
    eg. Nicky

    10] Legends. They are all of the above.
    eg. There is only one.

    Where do you fit in?
  • TPowell
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-21-08
    • 18842

    #2
    I'll go #3

    EDIT: Didn't see 9
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    • sickler
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-05-08
      • 15006

      #3
      I'm closest to being #5.

      Not completely accurate but close enough.
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      • Matt Rain
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-13-07
        • 5001

        #4
        LOL, great post. Seems dead on for the most part.

        #1 here.
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        • Nicky Santoro
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-08-08
          • 16103

          #5
          #1 here too..

          i bet #2 to #5 are not going to be happy to see their names there..

          get ready for a fight, mathy.. these guys are coming after you..
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          • Immortality
            Restricted User
            • 12-20-07
            • 4599

            #6
            #1 & #3 for me.

            Solid post math
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            • Chi_archie
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-22-08
              • 63172

              #7
              #11 former paid poster, trying to get back on the roll
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              • crisp
                SBR MVP
                • 06-02-08
                • 1377

                #8
                1 and 9
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                • MonkeyF0cker
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-12-07
                  • 12144

                  #9
                  12. Guys who make gay ass lists and try to categorize posters that they know nothing about.
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                  • pat venditto
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-07-07
                    • 14347

                    #10
                    #2 for me
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                    • pat venditto
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-07-07
                      • 14347

                      #11
                      Moneyfocker thats #12 #11 is paid poster pal. Thought you were sharp come on
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                      • Casi
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 02-16-09
                        • 506

                        #12
                        1, 7 and 9...but i don´t want to be in the same category as the guy who sets the line Kings vs. NC at -7.5
                        So screw 9.
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                        • MonkeyF0cker
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-12-07
                          • 12144

                          #13
                          Pretty entertaining how I'm somehow a "ghostbuster." I don't think I've mentioned more than two times that someone was a ghost. Anyhoo, carry on morons.
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                          • Nicky Santoro
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-08-08
                            • 16103

                            #14
                            i dont know how accurate this list is, but i know what is accurate for sure though.

                            that monkeyfocker is DEFINITELY NOT #9..

                            although he likes to believes he is... and keeps telling us that..
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                            • MonkeyF0cker
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-12-07
                              • 12144

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pat venditto
                              Moneyfocker thats #12 #11 is paid poster pal. Thought you were sharp come on
                              Heh. Was typing mine while he posted his #11...
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                              • Hells Kitchen
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 02-11-09
                                • 383

                                #16
                                A o t a
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                                • Matt Rain
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-13-07
                                  • 5001

                                  #17
                                  nm
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                                  • pimike
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 03-23-08
                                    • 37140

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                    i dont know how accurate this list is, but i know what is accurate for sure though.

                                    that monkeyfocker is DEFINITELY NOT #9..

                                    although he likes to believes he is... and keeps telling us that..
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                                    • pavyracer
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 04-12-07
                                      • 82905

                                      #19
                                      13. Guys ghosting as jjgold starting this thread.
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                                      • Chi_archie
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-22-08
                                        • 63172

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pat venditto
                                        Moneyfocker thats #12 #11 is paid poster pal. Thought you were sharp come on

                                        no P.T

                                        #11 is FORMER paid poster
                                        #13 can be paid posters.... but i'm not telling who fits there
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                                        • MonkeyF0cker
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-12-07
                                          • 12144

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                          i dont know how accurate this list is, but i know what is accurate for sure though.

                                          that monkeyfocker is DEFINITELY NOT #9..

                                          although he likes to believes he is... and keeps telling us that..
                                          Hmm. Maybe you don't understand (for the 47th time) that I don't really care what you fukkin squares think of me. The people with half a brain and the people that have met me know the truth.
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                                          • Nicky Santoro
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 04-08-08
                                            • 16103

                                            #22
                                            monkey, i swear you seem so mad and bitter today, more than usual..


                                            oh, wait a second.. what am i saying.... you're always bitter..

                                            you're no different today..
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                                            • MonkeyF0cker
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 06-12-07
                                              • 12144

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                              monkey, i swear you seem so mad and bitter today, more than usual..


                                              oh, wait a second.. what am i saying.... you're always bitter..

                                              you're no different today..
                                              And you're just as ignorant and daft as ever.
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                                              • Iwinyourmoney
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 04-18-07
                                                • 18368

                                                #24
                                                burial
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                                                • Nicky Santoro
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 04-08-08
                                                  • 16103

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker
                                                  And you're just as ignorant and daft as ever.
                                                  what the fukk is a daft anyways??

                                                  never heard of the word..


                                                  monkey, you're very clueless in gambling, however, i'll give you this, your vocabulary kicks ass..
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                                                  • Iwinyourmoney
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 04-18-07
                                                    • 18368

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                    what the fukk is a daft anyways??

                                                    never heard of the word..


                                                    monkey, you're very clueless in gambling, however, i'll give you this, your vocabulary kicks ass..
                                                    rom Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Look up daft in
                                                    Wiktionary, the free dictionary.


                                                    Daft is an Old English-derived word for silly, stupid, or mad, depending on context.

                                                    Daft may also refer to:
                                                    Daft.ie — An Irish property website with property for sale and to let
                                                    Daft (album) — an album by Art of Noise
                                                    Daft Punk — a French house duo
                                                    D.A.F.T. - A Story About Dogs, Androids, Firemen and Tomatoes — a collection of music videos from Daft Punk's first album Homework
                                                    Deleted articles with freaky titles, or WPAFT.
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                                                    • mathdotcom
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-24-08
                                                      • 11689

                                                      #27
                                                      i apologize if i have hurt peoples' feelings, but really, everyone fits pretty well into one of these categories.

                                                      i mostly like everyone on the forum and would share a jacuzzi with everyone except compaqdikk
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                                                      • RogueScholar
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 02-05-07
                                                        • 5082

                                                        #28
                                                        I'm definitely #4, betting $25 a game, just here to hang out with my friends, shoot the breeze and annoy the piss out of know-it-alls like F0cker.
                                                        Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                        90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                        • mathdotcom
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-24-08
                                                          • 11689

                                                          #29
                                                          Roguey you are working your way up the ladder
                                                          But to get to #10 you have to go through #5. Careful pal.
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                                                          • AgainstAllOdds
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-24-08
                                                            • 6053

                                                            #30


                                                            Solid fuking list son
                                                            Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                            AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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                                                            • raydog
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 11-07-07
                                                              • 6984

                                                              #31
                                                              im all fukkin business around here
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                                                              • austintx05
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 08-24-06
                                                                • 3156

                                                                #32
                                                                pags, buddy and myself are #9
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                                                                • EaglesPhan36
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 12-06-06
                                                                  • 71662

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I don't fit in, although small time seems right.
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                                                                  • SlickFazzer
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 05-22-08
                                                                    • 20209

                                                                    #34
                                                                    you nailed me spot on.
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                                                                    • seaborneq
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 09-08-06
                                                                      • 22556

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I am number 4 with a bullet.
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