jjgold - How to duke a prison guard?

[mathdotcom]

Compaqdikk still behind bars. Every night we fail to get him out is another dozen men he has to fight off with a shoe in one hand and a plastic spoon in the other.

We have tried everything to get him out, including helicopters, tunneling, and various disguises. Specifically, we have tried duking the head prison guard that could let compaqdikk out through the front phuckin gate. But he is one of those religious nuts and seems unwilling to budge.

How do you duke a guy that seems unwilling to accept??

[BatemanPatrickl]

Compaqdikk still behind bars. Every night we fail to get him out is another dozen men he has to fight off with a shoe in one hand and a plastic spoon in the other.

We have tried everything to get him out, including helicopters, tunneling, and various disguises. Specifically, we have tried duking the head prison guard that could let compaqdikk out through the front phuckin gate. But he is one of those religious nuts and seems unwilling to budge.

How do you duke a guy that seems unwilling to accept??

You don't. Have Compaqdork shape his plastic spoon into a knife and shank the guard. Make sure he breaks off the handle and throws it down a drain.

[mathdotcom]

have you seen compaqdikk's avatar? he is a twig and only staying alive in prison because he's booking

violence is not an option