Not a big fan of his, but his video's and lyrics crack me up. I think he is more stand up comedy than anything.
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Not a big fan of his, but his video's and lyrics crack me up. I think he is more stand up comedy than anything. -
Solid chorus
Have always been a fan os his, the guy is a geniousComment -
that song is wakk
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It's one of Em's radio songs. They're never as good as the rest of the songs on his album. Catchy, but kind of bad from a rap stand point; IMO.Comment -
vintage em:
and many othersComment -
Originally posted by Timely Hitting
Its great lyrically... shit is creative as fukkComment -
horrible fukin song, funny video thoComment -
Lyrics are a riot.
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Degeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer
So sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style bigger than SlimComment -
Read this shit.
Song: Bump Heads
Everybody's in a rush try to get the throne
I just get on the track and try to set the tone
I ain't tryna use nobody as a steppin stone
But don't compare me
I'm better off jus' left alone
And I ain't even tryna go there wit record sales
I'm just tryna keep it humble and respect myself
Say what up, keep steppin, and just rep D-12
Keep my nose clean, stay away from weapons, jail
And livin reckless
But if you go check my belt
You may see something else I used to protect myself
A vest, to stop a Ruger and deflect the shells
And send 'em back at you faster than they left ya barrel
And I don't even carry guns no more, I don't got to
Got undercover cops that'll legally pop you
And I done seen a lot of people cross the line
But this mother****er Ja musta lost his mind
That X, got him thinkin' he was DMX
Then he switched to 'Pac now he's tryna be him next
So which one are you? X to the Pac or Michael
Juss keep singin' the same song, recycled
We'd all much rather get along than fight you
Me and Hailie can sing your songs, we like you
And you don't really wanna step inside no mic booth
C'mon now, you know the white boy'll bite you
I hurt your pride dawg and you know I don't like to
But I will if I have ta, with syllable after syllable I'll just slap ya
Killin' you fasta than you poppin' pill afta little pill of them tabs of that shit you on
But if you want it you got it you'd bump this shit too, if we ain't diss you on it
But if we lock horns we can charge harder than Busta
We bump heads wit any mother****er that wants ta
So whats the, deal where was all the tough talk?
When I walked up to you like, Ja what up dawg?
How come you didn't say you had a problem then?
When you was standin' there wit all your men, we coulda solved this then
I'ma grown man dawg come holla
All you did was slap hands, smile and swallow,
another one of them little X pills in front of me
And tell me 50 Cent was everything you wanna be, come onComment -
Originally posted by RogueJuror
It's totally out of my repertoire, but I enjoy witty/silly stuff like that.
When you coming to Montreal, Roguie? Snow's almost gone.Comment -
Crack a bottle - new Em shit. HotComment -
i fukkin love the parady of Rain man and the blackjack scene.
this guy is a one man SNL showComment -
em did it againComment -
solid songOriginally posted by Charger42
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