Bread's 85% Proven Winners System Thread!!!

[themajormt]

8-2 if Seattle holds up

Hope you got laid bready, we almost made it!

[Bread]

Holy shit major thank God the Atl over wasn't even close...because I swear if you lost that paraly because of the monumental LAA meltdown, I'd be visiting a tall bridge pronto!

[Bread]

Friday
MLB 3-3-1 -.6 units


OVERALL

Record
47-34-4 58% +24.41 units

MLB
38-24-6 61% +24.11 units

NBA
9-6 60% +8.3 units

MLB PARLAYS
0-2 -4 units

MLB & NBA PARLAYS
0-2 -4 units

[themajormt]

Bread I was thinking the SAME exact thing!!! I wasnt too pissed because ATL wasnt close... I only had 1/2 unit plays on all of them, figures. GL today!

[Robyn]

- that was bread last night.

[themajormt]

Was this before or after you said you wanted his wee wee?

[themajormt]

Cubs Under
Pitt
Cubs
Zona
SD
Colo
Bos Rl

What do you think Pita?

[Robyn]

We never got that far. He passed out on the couch and got mad at me when I tried waking him up. I can't win with this guy.

[Bread]

Major I have no thoughts on those early games. I'll check out the late ones later on this afternoon though. GL to you pally baby!

[themajormt]

Isnt it usually the woman that gets mad when we roll over and have a boner and poke it in their back and they dont want anything to do with it?

I am disappointed in you Bready boy... Nothing better than being woken up and getting ass and then just passing right back out. No promises in how long it'll be but that should be already understood going in

[Bread]

I'm a real winner.

Clev/Det 2nd half under 89 1 unit

Double fisting a Tsingtao and a baybreeze. NICE!

[jjgold]

Bread give up please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Try horses

[Bread]

Shaddap JJ. Did you accept the terms to our death match?

Liddell -200 2 units
Cane -280 1 unit

PARLAY
Silva
Liddell
Soszynski
2 units to win 3.5 units

Probably more UFC to come.

[themajormt]

English Muffin:

Baybreezes are for women or men who would like to be a woman... Does Robyn have a strap on?

[Bread]

major I'm a homo. Just ask wtf.

Nate Quarry -110 .6 unit!!!!!!!!!!!

[Robyn]

Bread post my bets in here for me. I don't understand all of that unit talk.

[Bread]

Robynballs
Soszynski 30 to win 19
Quarry 20 to win 18
Stout 20 to win 18

GOOD LUCK BAYBAY!

[Robyn]

I am a big spender.

[themajormt]

I'm cool with that Pop Tart... We can still hang out, just don't try and get me drunk and take advantage of me.

You didnt answer the strap on question..

[themajormt]

GL Robyn, hopefully Bread gives it up tonight!!

[Robyn]

Bread is useless after a day of drinking. Now the very strange thing is that he is all about it the day after when he should be recovering from a hangover.

I am looking forward to winning some money tonight!

[Bread]

Robyn be careful with this majormt character.

He is big into swinging.

What a sicko!

[Bread]

Phillies -190 2 units

[themajormt]

Haha I am not BIG into swinging! I said I have DABBLED in my young age of 26

Hang over sex is one of the key ingredients to eliminating the hang over Robyn... Gatorade, pizza, 4 Excederin's and quickies all day!

I am nervous on the Phils play, think it is layin too much for a pitcher who has struggled since last year...

[Bread]

major ppl who would bring their significant other into some kind of sick sex triangle disgust me. But whatever floats your balls.

GO PHILS!

[Robyn]

hmmmmm

[themajormt]

Ouch Bready you are sensitivo today huh? Go pop another wine cooler and calm down! UFC hasnt even started yet...

[Bread]

(call me next time you're getting down. don't tell rubyn.)

[themajormt]

haha you can bring her! I have NEVER had a threesome with my girl and a guy... Only other women and went to a couple crazy clubs in Miami and Vegas... I believe in trying everything once my friend, and if its fun then try it a few more times

[Bread]

We went to a weird secretive swingers club once. Like in Eyes Wide Shut where everyone wore masks. We got really freaky deaky with some chick and it was awesome. Then she took off her mask and it was Ben Wallace.

We don't go there anymore.

[themajormt]

You are one of the most sarcastic people I have ever not met Tortilla...

You are making me enjoy my 23 year old rum from Guatemala even more... Who is the lock tonight for UFC? I need a little help today...

[Bread]

Lock is Luiz Cane, but at -280.

I feel like Liddell is pretty solid too at -185.

[themajormt]

Is it 6 units lock?

[losturmarbles]

bread some dude has 14k offered for liddell at -160 at matchbook.

[Robyn]

Liddell NEEDS to win this fight to protect his name. If he were to lose, he would be the laughing stock of the UFC. He will win or he will retire in shame.