Bought $140 vibrator

[fiveteamer]

This will make gf's head explode.

[losturmarbles]

:/

[Fischnasty]

GL with this

[ryanspeer2001]

Pretty solid if you ask me. Maybe not for that price.

Lacking a variety in settings (only 2)

Open pore for the charger = potential bacteria growth if not careful.

Not putting it on my junk. Recipe for bashed testicles. Stick to cokk rings.

[losturmarbles]

fiver, that's a piece of shit.

try one of these:

[losturmarbles]

http://www.amazon.com/Durex-Vibrations-Vibrating-Rings-Value/dp/B000BVCP8S

[Tsoprano]

God bless your new $140 sex toy.

[ryanspeer2001]

fiver, that's a piece of shit.

try one of these:

Not a fan dot com.

Battery dies in 10-15 minutes.

[sallysnax8]

will she use on you as well?

[ryanspeer2001]

will she use on you as well?

Not this guy's cup of tea.

I wonder if RogueScholar and his man of the night will butt-scissor with these.

[losturmarbles]

ryan you must be buying the ones that have been stuck behind the glass at the drug store for last half decade. order some fresh ones from amazon.

[jjgold]

Vibrators are addicting for women

Once a woman uses one they do not want men anymore for sex

[TobiasFunke]

how much for the girl?

[jjgold]

$200 per hr

[bmw530i]

Fivey....slip it in her ass.

[ryanspeer2001]

ryan you must be buying the ones that have been stuck behind the glass at the drug store for last half decade. order some fresh ones from amazon.

Bought them twice and was unsatisfied but I may take your advice next time I place an order for my girl and I to add to our "war chest"

[BrentCrude]

5teamer,I will be keeping a close eye and ear on man hating Nancy Grace on Court tv if she hits on a possible case like yours where you and the vibrator became too overly embellished satisfying your girlfriend that it killed her where you go up on murder charges.Has that one ever been covered on the tv lawyer-court drama series?

[pico]

fingers works better

[fiveteamer]

worked very well.

[pico]

can you use it as a controller for nintendo wii?

[Thor4140]

worked very well.

Get back to us when u find out how she likes it.

[Boner_18]

can you use it as a controller for nintendo wii?

[BrentCrude]

You can always be cheap and just go the Fatty Arbuckle route when pleasing your girl friend.Not sure if he used a full quart wine bottle or a 12 ounce blop top from yesteryear.Anyway,it killed her and his movie career.

Ever see chicks in porn using bottles for dildos with the open end going in?Nice way to get a vacuum going with suction to suck your cervix out of your coochie where you will never screw again.

I take it that porn stars growing up never watched the Mr.Wizzard segments between cartoons on Saturday morning where he explained why not to use bottles as dildos on his science experiments.

Can you imagine how many dildo related deaths take place in this country each year?What does the coroner put down as the cause of death on the death certificate?I have an aunt that used to be a head ER nurse in a bigger city and she said alot of extractions from coochies and Hershey highways took place there.Hilshire Farms kielbassas etc.

[fiveteamer]

Brent I can't stand Nancy Grace

[pico]

Roscoe Arbuckle killed Virginia Rappe with a wine bottle?

[losturmarbles]

[DukeJohn]

OMG!! Losturmarbles I had to turn that off... I couldn't watch it!!

[Richkas]

This will make gf's head explode.

Can I sniff it after she uses it?

[losturmarbles]

OMG!! Losturmarbles I had to turn that off... I couldn't watch it!!

[BatemanPatrickl]

Can I sniff it after she uses it?

[pico]

OMG!! Losturmarbles I had to turn that off... I couldn't watch it!!

same here. i thought it was family guy clip. saw the first second...had to turn that shit off.

[fiveteamer]

what was it?

[RogueJuror]

hehe great