OT: Just passed a hot chick in hall way:

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  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #1
    OT: Just passed a hot chick in hall way:
    I've been seeing her around. Nice ass and teets, probably around
    25. snug jeans and shirt, smelled fukkin great, like sex.

    1. Does she realize she smells like sex?

    2. Could she sense that I want to fukk her?

    Thanks
  • Hells Kitchen
    SBR Sharp
    • 02-11-09
    • 383

    #2
    Tell her your a fag.
    Let nature take its course and in 2 months you will be muff diving her
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    • sallysnax8
      SBR MVP
      • 01-22-09
      • 1686

      #3
      next time you pass her slap her ass and wink at her! she know whats up
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      • pico
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 04-05-07
        • 27321

        #4
        ask her casually to join you for some snow bumps.
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        • SlickFazzer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-22-08
          • 20209

          #5
          Dammit she smelled good.
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          • 007Fatty
            SBR MVP
            • 01-14-09
            • 2267

            #6
            maybe try to be nice.
            be a gentleman take her out for dinner.
            have a nice romantic night with her.
            screw her at the end of it.
            and than never talk to her again..
            haha jk=) good luck with that
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            • pico
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 04-05-07
              • 27321

              #7
              all else fail, wait for her in the parking lot with chloroform
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              • SlickFazzer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-22-08
                • 20209

                #8
                Originally posted by pico
                all else fail, wait for her in the parking lot with chloroform
                Good idea, i think i have her car staked out.
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                • pavyracer
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 04-12-07
                  • 82905

                  #9
                  Has anyone ever went to third base with a chick at SBR? All SBR posters strike out with women hot or ugly.
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                  • sickler
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-05-08
                    • 15006

                    #10
                    She prolly senses that every red-blooded straight male wants to pork her.

                    Even if she doesn't naturally ooze of sex, there's that pheromones spray to help her out.




                    She wants it from anything.....if she could hold down a snake she'd use it. Make your move.
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                    • SlickFazzer
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-22-08
                      • 20209

                      #11
                      Sickler:

                      i'm on it like white on rice.
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                      • sickler
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-05-08
                        • 15006

                        #12
                        Can't blame ya, slick.

                        I know that smell.
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                        • pico
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 04-05-07
                          • 27321

                          #13
                          third base is where you stick your finger in her snatch, right?

                          what is the baseball term where you stick a finger in her ass as well?
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                          • SlickFazzer
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-22-08
                            • 20209

                            #14
                            suicide squeeze.
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                            • sickler
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-05-08
                              • 15006

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pico
                              third base is where you stick your finger in her snatch, right?

                              what is the baseball term where you stick a finger in her ass as well?
                              You know, they're going to have to rewrite the playbook for that.

                              At the time, using the butthole wasn't a sexually acceptable practice.
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                              • SlickFazzer
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-22-08
                                • 20209

                                #16
                                pleasuring the female anus is a required practice in my book.
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                                • sickler
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-05-08
                                  • 15006

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SlickFazzer
                                  pleasuring the female anus is a required practice in my book.
                                  Yeah I've noticed that from reading your posts.

                                  I'm not a big fan of the poop chute.

                                  To each his own...
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                                  • SlickFazzer
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-22-08
                                    • 20209

                                    #18
                                    shes probably still sleeping right now in the nude
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