JJ come clean: The fight you had in the Stardust,

**bigboydan** · 10-17-06, 04:17 PM

Wait a minute.... He wasn't in a fight at all, unless you call cussing out a pit boss after only winning 100K a fight. The rumors say that JJ was barred from Vegas for being too good a player, and the cops escorted him to the airport.

**jjgold** · 10-17-06, 04:21 PM

It was fact, on a crowded Saturday in Colege Football I was waiting in line to make a very large wager on Indiana and it was close. I was holding $5000 cash in one hand and in my other hand I had my Ice Cream Soda and a couple of Dogs and some jerkoff bumped me twice. The first time all I said was "common Cuz take it easy" he was with his boys and one of his friends called me a fat fuk and was bumped again. I again told him to cut it out and I a connected to an organization and he laughed. He then proceeded to call me a fat slob and I told him I wanted him to blow me. I pointed down to my cock and told him to suck it. He pushed me and we went at it. I hit him hard a few times in the head and kicked him in the ribs. The polic came and I was thrown out and arrested. I got off with a fine as I knew "connected" people in vegas. The other punks were from Boise and just idiots having a good time. It was not my fault at all. The only embarassing thing was my sweats came off and I only had on my trunks and was escorted out that way. My 5k was returned to me as it fell to the floor. Everyone loved the fight and some were laughing at me when my sweats came off.

I never returned since.

**adriano** · 10-17-06, 04:58 PM

**LVHerbie** · 10-17-06, 06:32 PM

The real question is if Indiana covered or not... I would have been pissed if Indiana covered... They can throw me out of casinos on my ass all day long if it saves me 5 dimes...

**jjgold** · 10-17-06, 06:53 PM

They pushed

**SBR_John** · 10-17-06, 07:04 PM

I heard you guys wrestled around and the guy tore off your toupee. About the only highlight, according to this version, was that you body slammed him pretty good onto the carpet. From there it was just a few bear hugs and some folks laughing when he tore off the toupee.

**JoshW** · 10-17-06, 07:06 PM

Classic JJ. You really should work on a novel.

**justbet** · 10-17-06, 08:08 PM

so you are fat and you have fake hair? then who the hell is that in the picture? he looks neither fat nor bald

**ivyconniver** · 10-17-06, 10:43 PM

haha, that's awesome. i dont care if it's fact or fiction, that shit is funny

**isetcap** · 10-18-06, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by justbet

so you are fat and you have fake hair? then who the hell is that in the picture? he looks neither fat nor bald

That's an old picture of JJ. He's reliving the glory days by having that as his avatar.

By the way, JJ, I paid you to fix my garage door opener months ago and now winter is coming and the damn thing still doesn't work. You swore you could fix it in an hour. My lady thinks I just blew her off when she asked me to take care of this issue. What am I supposed to tell her now? You know she doesn't trust you and I can't just tell her I gave you money up front before the work was done. Oh man, this was a big mistake on my part. I should have known you couldn't fix it considering you're epileptic and only have one leg.

**pags11** · 10-18-06, 05:14 AM

JJ sure is a great storyteller...

**jjgold** · 10-18-06, 06:03 AM

The photo of me was about 17 yeas ago, I have since put on a few pounds. My rug is not touched by ANYONE, its sits on a manican at night to air out in a seperate area of my basement. The one thing that ticks me off is when someone gives me a headslap and it fuks my rug up. I get crazy. I am one of the guys that does not like a fukkin blade of hair out of place. I like to look in the mirror a lot and see if it looks good also. Hey I did not spend 2 Dimes on this thing just to throw it up there. It looks like real hair and easily sticks on with contact cement or rubber glue. I rather have a rug than be bald where no women look at you. Rugs are popular in Newark area.

Icer the garage thing?? I did not forget you, its on my list. I had the wrong tool that day and ordered a special piece for this project. It should be done very soon.

**darkghost** · 10-18-06, 07:37 AM

JJ - You crack me up everytime dude. I get my best laughs of the day on SBR.

**clonecat** · 10-18-06, 08:51 AM

JJ's Great Grandfather was Samuel Clemens. I always loved his work as I do JJ's.

**SBR_John** · 10-18-06, 11:34 AM

So did the guy at the Stardust really rip off your toupee and everyone started laughing? We should get a re enactment of that.

**isetcap** · 10-18-06, 11:52 AM

JJ, I want my garage to become your highest priority. How much more do I need to pay so that it happens before the kids start crawling around on Halloween?

**jjgold** · 10-18-06, 07:11 PM

Icer I will be there Friday, taking my van with all the equipment in it, be patient.

First off SBR John dont you ever refer to my unit as a toupee. The correct term is a professional unit you cocksucker. My unit was not ripped off, yes it was pulled and jerked but I use good glue so it only moved about 2 inches and might of looked a little stupid. If anyone pulled off my professional they would have a big problem.

Most of you guys here are balding and not happy about it and too cheap to go for 2 Dimes and look good like mine. I bet you boys hide bald spots with the famous comb over and tons of hair spray. It does not work, and lots of you cheapos use the colored daily spray to cover bald spots. The spray does work and has an effect of close cropped hair but if you sweat the streaks of brown and black drip down your fukkin neck and you look like a dick, beleive me I tried it.

Guys get with the program and stop letting baldness control your life and get a nice unit.

**Lucas** · 10-19-06, 10:00 AM

I see here many smart people. And we have no fear like some stupid join stock company.
Let´s found SbrForumTeller together if NeTeller fails!
We can parasite on SBR goodwill and, in the first place, we can hire jjgold as public relations officer (of course after he finishes adjustments of isetcaps garage).
This will be final solution of problem of US bettors and jjgold´s monetary problem too.

**SBR_John** · 10-19-06, 12:18 PM

Good idea Lucas! I'm sure players would trust sending their money to JJ.

I'm not making fun of your professional tool or whatever its called. In fact, I'm not as full of hair as I once was.

But those things are hot right? I played golf with a guy who was sweating up a storm on his neck and face. Yes it was hot but this guy looked like he had been in a sauna for about a week. I learned later he had a toupee or a professional tool head or whatever.

So are those things hot?

**pags11** · 10-20-06, 05:03 AM

LMFAO!...JJ, you should do stand-up...