Nash 2015 MLB Thread

[tony_come]

Toniest i hope not after last night.

What happened?

[KiDBaZkiT]

What happened?

Banged a hooker and used no protection for the oral part. Shes a pro, 46 like 6'1 I shit you not. Broad has had to of sucked 1-2,000 cocks in her day coservatively. Wouldnt even of done but hadnt had sex in 3 or 4 weeks and was in BEASTMODE! Was ready to pull half a gary ridgeway i was so backed up. Then she stole my phone I had to go get it from her earlier and got a good look at her in daylight, womans got a lot of miles to say the least.

[KiDBaZkiT]

I'm a wreck toniest!

[Smoke]

Biscuit its just herpes

[stevenash]

Hope you bet it

I did.

Wager details for ticket number 308205562-1:

Wager Type:	Money Line
Wager Status:	Win
Risk / To Win Amount:	300.00 / 333.00 (USD) Accepted 5/7/2015 10:14 AM - EST
Won:	333.00
Amount Paid:	633.00
Sport / Period:	MLB Baseball / Game
Line:	Minnesota Twins 5/7/2015 1:10:01 PM - (EST) +111
Opponent:	Oakland Athletics
Pitchers:	D Pomeranz - L - Must Pitch R Nolasco - R - Must Pitch

[stevenash]

I'm a wreck toniest!

Rubber Biscut?

[stevenash]

Banged a hooker and used no protection for the oral part. Shes a pro, 46 like 6'1 I shit you not. Broad has had to of sucked 1-2,000 cocks in her day coservatively. Wouldnt even of done but hadnt had sex in 3 or 4 weeks and was in BEASTMODE! Was ready to pull half a gary ridgeway i was so backed up. Then she stole my phone I had to go get it from her earlier and got a good look at her in daylight, womans got a lot of miles to say the least.

The greatest serial killer of all time.

[Smoke]

Nash you ever had herpes?

[stevenash]

Nash you ever had herpes?

Nah, and I used to bang like the Energizer five nights a week too, but I wrapped it up.
Had too, or else.
Back in the day your pal Nasher was smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy I tell ya what, but like a Snickers bar, I always satisfied.
Damn Smokey, I'm so hot make a dragon wanna retire man.

[jjgold]

Nashy I bet your desk has all gambling data on it

How the fuk do you get away with it at your job??

[KiDBaZkiT]

Rubber Biscut?

When I fukked her yea. What about the D-backs tonight? They have been damn good to me this year. One time I went against them Collmenter nearly threw a shutout. I'm watching the game, Rox@Snakes they are like "Josh Collmenter has the best D-backs home ERA ever after Randy Johnson"

[KiDBaZkiT]

^^^Was like "Oh, guess Im toast."

[stevenash]

Nashy I bet your desk has all gambling data on it

How the fuk do you get away with it at your job??

I'm an I/T OA, the beauty of my job is I get paid for when things go wrong, when things out right, and things have been known to go right for hours, then I can play at my desk with baseball numbers. Here's the one thing though, 5D and Heritage and sites like DSI are firewalled on our network, which it should be, so for daytime 1 pm games I just punch in games I like on the smart phone in the parking lot right before I get back from lunch.
But as far as databases go, I can access anything I want.

Damn, tough slate, here is one play that sticks out tonight, Yankees/Balty under 8.5

[stevenash]

When I fukked her yea. What about the D-backs tonight? They have been damn good to me this year. One time I went against them Collmenter nearly threw a shutout. I'm watching the game, Rox@Snakes they are like "Josh Collmenter has the best D-backs home ERA ever after Randy Johnson"

Snakes gonna rake with Trumbo and Peralta, and Goldy too.
They just posted the lineups, I likes what I see, even with De La Rosa.

However Despaigne will piss you off because of all those ground balls he seems to get when he jams the bases with walks.

[KiDBaZkiT]

That Despaigne or however you spell was atrocious the 2 times I saw him. SD'd offense is ridiculously good thought I would never say that.
Havent seen much of De La Rosa from Snakes so Im hesitant.

[RollinDo]

Nah, and I used to bang like the Energizer five nights a week too, but I wrapped it up.
Had too, or else.
Back in the day your pal Nasher was smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy I tell ya what, but like a Snickers bar, I always satisfied.
Damn Smokey, I'm so hot make a dragon wanna retire man.

Those could be sweet lyrics for a new song yo!

[2daBank]

Snakes gonna rake with Trumbo and Peralta, and Goldy too.
They just posted the lineups, I likes what I see, even with De La Rosa.

However Despaigne will piss you off because of all those ground balls he seems to get when he jams the bases with walks.

Limited chances but very poor history in zona. Some pitchers really hate pitching at that park.

[pattymayo]

Nah, and I used to bang like the Energizer five nights a week too, but I wrapped it up.
Had too, or else.
Back in the day your pal Nasher was smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy I tell ya what, but like a Snickers bar, I always satisfied.
Damn Smokey, I'm so hot make a dragon wanna retire man.

nash is by far the corniest dude on SBR, lmao

[eddycash]

Shut up fat patty

[stevenash]

Those could be sweet lyrics for a new song yo!

Let me call my buddy Mark Ronson, pitch it to him, who knows, he might like it.
Damn, I loved that song the first 2000 times I heard it, now I hate it.

[stevenash]

nash is by far the corniest dude on SBR, lmao

I'm up there, goofy is a better word.

[stevenash]

Damn, tough slate, here is one play that sticks out tonight, Yankees/Balty under 8.5

Just saying.

[eddycash]

Nice play, do you like the Marlins at all tonight?

[jameski999]

Just saying.

I'm sick to my stomach. I played FF under instead of the game. Went 3-1 today with Rangers at decent plus money. And still find myself "looking" for some late action to chase because of that FF under loser. I'm trying not to be a degenerate but it's so hard

[stevenash]

Nice play, do you like the Marlins at all tonight?

Just saw this, actually I thought the game was a flip, it left already though.

[stevenash]

I'm trying not to be a degenerate but it's so hard

Too late for that.
You know what worked for me often.
Betting 2nd half NBA totals.
Abnormal low scoring 1st haves would usually cover the 2nd half over.
And vice versa, not always, but often.

[stevenash]

Snakes gonna rake with Trumbo and Peralta, and Goldy too.
They just posted the lineups, I likes what I see, even with De La Rosa.

Just saying

[Jayvegas420]

Ruby is

[stevenash]

Ruby is

Just pitched a shutout, made me coin.
Had me a 3 an 0 day.

[eddycash]

Took Marlins anyways but def honor your input

[KiDBaZkiT]

That Despaigne or however you spell was atrocious the 2 times I saw him. SD'd offense is ridiculously good thought I would never say that.
Havent seen much of De La Rosa from Snakes so Im hesitant.

What a fukkin gascan! 10 H 8 runs thru 5. D backs been real good to me this year....

[Jayvegas420]

Nice hits nasher.
I know your are doing well lately. I have just lost cash on Ruby every time I bet on him.

Keep it up bud.

Next time Ruby pitches, I have an offer for you!!!!

[mlb]

Cards just owning the league right now Nash

[stevenash]

Cards just owning the league right now Nash

Don't I know it, I own 3 Cards on my yearly team.
Holiday is hitting for average, could use a little more power numbers, but not complaining at all.

[eddycash]

Any value play today g? Waiting on Braves line to move back up