I'm horny to hit a parlay

[Tsoprano]

Havn't played them in a while (just 2 recently) and i'm hard here thinking up a couple parlays for tonight's action.

[Tsoprano]

I like this one, $75 wins $6446

Apr 05MLB [932] PHI PHILLIES -1½+160 [D LOWE -R/B MYERS -R]
Apr 05NBA [512] HOU ROCKETS -3½-110
Apr 05NBA [515] UTAH JAZZ +2½-115
Apr 05NBA [519] GS WARRIORS +110
Apr 06CBB [602] NORTH CAROLINA -7½-110
Apr 05NHL [60] ANA DUCKS u5½-125
Apr 05NHL [62] VAN CANUCKS -335

[InTheHole]

Good Luck!

[SlickFazzer]

[bmw530i]

After the parlay crack this one on the chin.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Me love you too much. No black snake though

[bmw530i]

lol I forgot that exchange...me sucky ****y.
Fazzer!

[jjgold]

I am horny to fuk

[Matt Rain]

GL T - played the SJ/ANA u5.5 -120 and UTA +3 too, as part of a juicy 3-teamer @ SIA (last leg is COL/VAN u5.5 EV) :


Bet Type: Combination of above 3 selections (all selections must be correct to win)
Bet Price: +600
Bet Amount: Can$479.00
Bet Payout: Can$3353.00
Time Placed: Apr 5, 2009 6:27 PM

[fiveteamer]

wow, that is a large wager.

[Matt Rain]

You know me, I'm a square.

[Tsoprano]

Matt is the man with a plan to put his bookie in a can.

[Matt Rain]

Not really. I dread the day that SIA decides it's had enough of my contrarian shit.

[fiveteamer]

Matty all that proves is that you bet over your head. If anything this proves that you didn't make it.

[Matt Rain]

That's roughly 1/3 of a unit to win a bit over 2, fiver. Full Kelly, not over my head.

FWIW, half of my bankroll isn't mine, so I only "own" $239.5 of that wager.

[pavyracer]

He is horny because he hasn't been laid for 6 months now. The parlay is just the excuse.

[Tsoprano]

Pavy, what's with you pal?

Poolboy having issues there with Dakota?

[fiveteamer]

Who the fukk is Kelly?

[Matt Rain]

The guy who came up with the formula that Ganchrow used to make a neat application that math-idiots people like me can use:

http://www.sbrforum.com/Betting+Tools/Kelly+Calculator.aspx

[pavyracer]

Tony...I'm playing 12 characters today. When I did the ruffle this morning you got picked for my drive someone nuts character.

[tullamore]

Who the fukk is Kelly?

some skank. Is it me or are most Girls name Kelly hot?

[Tsoprano]

Tony...I'm playing 12 characters today. When I did the ruffle this morning you got picked for my drive someone nuts character.

No problem Pavs

[Tsoprano]

Jazz by 15
Rockets by 7

Warriors are my only worry

[Tsoprano]

Thank you Philly for costing me thousands

[Matt Rain]

Half a game left, T.

[Tsoprano]

They aint coming back, Matt

[Matt Rain]

[Tsoprano]

Phillies laid an egg and saved my local thousands

[Shortstop]

Soprano, you really need to leave that apartment at least once a week. You're missing out. There is more to life than sitting behind a computer screen 24/7.

[pimike]

Soprano, you really need to leave that apartment at least once a week. You're missing out. There is more to life than sitting behind a computer screen 24/7.

Agree! Hey shortstop I am all over Pirates tomorrow that Maholm kid is good he pitched well during the spring training and last year, are u on them too?

[Tsoprano]

Soprano, you really need to leave that apartment at least once a week. You're missing out. There is more to life than sitting behind a computer screen 24/7.

go finger one of your cats pal

if I need advice i'll ask for it

[Shortstop]

go finger one of your cats pal

if I need advice i'll ask for it

Go finger one of my cats?

Clever.

How's Manhattan tonight pal? When was the last time you were outside?