My girlfriend wants me to quit gambling. What do I do?

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  • DOM_Toretto
    Restricted User
    • 01-28-13
    • 9035

    #36
    Seaweed, last night my friend walked in the room and said 'I think your MSU-5 is good'. My girl said, 'you bet this game?!' I told my girlfriend 'yes, and I'm gonna win, and the winnings are going into an engagement ring fund'. Then all was good.

    She knows I gamble, I don't try to hide it, but I don't tell her that I bet every day of my life or that I've made over 250 bets this season of college bball.

    Don't lie, that makes things worse. But don't bring it up and don't flaunt wins or losses.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #37
      The average guy is pussy whipped

      They get laid a few times and its all over''Seaweed is pussy whipped
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      • jameski999
        SBR MVP
        • 10-17-11
        • 1540

        #38
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        • thechaoz
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-23-09
          • 12154

          #39
          Tell her penetrate no... best auto fade on sbr.... you're too valuable to this community
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          • will2survive
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-26-09
            • 8099

            #40
            If she's worth being with for the long term, try to hide it from her or tell her it's fantasy sports...just don't talk about it.
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            • will2survive
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 11-26-09
              • 8099

              #41
              and if that doesn't work; tell her you play with money that you earned and for her to respect that.
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              • will2survive
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 11-26-09
                • 8099

                #42
                and if that doesn't work, tell her it's a hobby like football was a hobby for Bo Jackson.
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                • Dan Kelly
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-19-11
                  • 1332

                  #43
                  There is no dilemma - if over the past year your net on gambling (consider your time at an appropriate hourly rate and subtract that from your number) is negative then quit gambling. Why would you pay for your bookies kids x-box? If your number is positive and she doesn't get it, than she is not worth keeping.

                  BOL
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                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-08-14
                    • 14988

                    #44
                    Bookies got kids to feed.
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                    • Dan Kelly
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-19-11
                      • 1332

                      #45
                      Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                      Bookies got kids to feed.
                      sorry, fixed it.

                      BOL
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #46
                        Gambling and woman never work if you choose to gamble he basically should live alone and never date
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                        • Auto Donk
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 09-03-13
                          • 43558

                          #47
                          Originally posted by will2survive
                          If she's worth being with for the long term, try to hide it from her or tell her it's fantasy sports...just don't talk about it.
                          sounds like you're recommending the same process he's already employed with his latent homosexuality..... first hide it, then fantasize about it, then just don't talk about it....

                          and wind up here:

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                          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-08-14
                            • 14988

                            #48
                            Using perspective geometry, I have been able to deduce that Weeder is 6'9
                            250
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                            • pavyracer
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 04-12-07
                              • 82839

                              #49
                              Is this a serious question? You dump your girlfriend. Remember you can find another girlfriend but you can't find another fun hobby like gambling.
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                              • marcoloco
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-05-10
                                • 3986

                                #50
                                Originally posted by Seaweed
                                Marco do you hide it? How?
                                no I got lucky buddy. no problems for me
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                                • laclippers504
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 08-21-06
                                  • 4553

                                  #51
                                  My girlfriend wouldn't go to casino with me last night. I still went. She's a keeper but I went anyways lol
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                                  • Seaweed
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 01-19-12
                                    • 26318

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                    Using perspective geometry, I have been able to deduce that Weeder is 6'9
                                    250
                                    I'm 6'4 220 with a 16.5 inch neck
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #53
                                      Seaweed you're a compulsive gambler so you're always going to have issues with women I would think the best way is to be single and every once in a while pay a street hooker
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                                      • leetreaper
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 10-23-10
                                        • 34841

                                        #54
                                        220

                                        Is there a single healthy normal person on this forum that is around 180-190???
                                        priceless
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                                        • Seaweed
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 01-19-12
                                          • 26318

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by leetreaper
                                          220

                                          Is there a single healthy normal person on this forum that is around 180-190???
                                          priceless
                                          220 is healthy when it's all muscle. 180 is a twig.
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                                          • leetreaper
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 10-23-10
                                            • 34841

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by Seaweed
                                            220 is healthy when it's all muscle. 180 is a twig.
                                            lmao, okey pizza boy.
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                                            • Auto Donk
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43558

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Seaweed
                                              I'm 6'4 220 with a 16.5 inch neck
                                              and you still look this fckin' pathetic:

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                                              • manny24
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 10-22-07
                                                • 20046

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                Has anyone suffered from this dilemma? What to do?

                                                peel your rooster off the sheets and dig the sleepy seeds out of your eyes for starters
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                                                • robmpink
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-09-07
                                                  • 13205

                                                  #59
                                                  kill her
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                                                  • Booya711
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 12-20-11
                                                    • 27329

                                                    #60
                                                    I agree with her so then he can fukking leave for good
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                                                    • Dirty Sanchez
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-01-10
                                                      • 16031

                                                      #61
                                                      She should rent a wood chipper

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                                                      • Antibet
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 10-30-09
                                                        • 1688

                                                        #62
                                                        Nobody should ever stop gambling. I haven't gambled since last year, and I'm on a raw food diet since last year and work out at least 3 hours every day.

                                                        My life sucks, and I'm hungry
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