WAY OT: Better word than "douche"?

[The Prick]

used that word all the friggin time, now its played all the way out. time to relogate "douche" to the same place as "honky" an "far out"

was the most useful word EVER cause 1.) everybody who speaks English knows 'zactly what you mean by it. B.) you could say it around yer kids, or mom, or at church an nobody would get assed up. an 3.) perfectly describes the K-Fed type and a whole buncha SBR posters

somebody gotta put this word out of our misery by coining a replacement that meats alla that criteria. mebbe SBR could give up a mousey pad or sum pencils in a tin SBR cup for the individ that introduces the new term?

[wtf]

stick with the classics

[Mudcat]

I still like douche.

But if we are talking about alternatives, I am a pretty big fan of twat. Not sure about saying it in church though. (Mind you, I don't know how often douche gets volleyed around the pews either.)

[The Prick]

douche=8-tracks

twat is good, but yer mama'll smack ya in the ear if ya say it around her. church also outta the question, less the priest sez it

am leain towards "choade" personally

[pavyracer]

let's replace "douche" with "The Prick". I like it a lot.

[jjgold]

douche=jerkoff=yo yo=hamburger=nit wit

[The Prick]

paver guess you didnt get that hooked on phonics readin course in the mail. pretend you wasnt gay and had kids. would ya say " the Prick" around 'em? or around yer mama? least ya didnt post a smiley for yerself that time. try again grundle sniffer

[bmw530i]

Dickweed or eat shit and die.
2 phrase was used often between my Ex and I. lmmfao

[Mudcat]

douche=8-tracks

twat is good, but yer mama'll smack ya in the ear if ya say it around her. church also outta the question, less the priest sez it

am leain towards "choade" personally

Hmmm, I feel like we are dealing with some deeper issues than just stale lingo here.

I'm with you about seeking alternatives but your criteria make me do this:

When you start getting into mother/son relationships in which you can say douche and choade - but not twat - that is getting complex.

Personally, I would feel weird even saying the word sex around my mom. I do not see myself casually tossing around terms for cocks that are in fact bigger around than they are long.



But let's set all that aside: I throw my unconditional support behind choade in the context of this topic. I love choade.

Wait, what did I just say?

[AgainstAllOdds]

"Chucked"

"Failed Althalete" Add "fuking" in the middle to emphasize the context.

[louisvillekid]

i know 'cunt' gets a girl fired up in an argument.

[sallysnax8]

Cunt is definately my favorite word in the dictionary
c u next tuesday bitch.
cumstain is also good when in need of variety.
if i want to be mean in a nice way i simply say...your a "dish rag whore"

[The Prick]

joey slatts- possible winner w/hamburger

beamer- dickweed rocks but cant say it on tv much less around yer kid

AAO- "chucked", izzat a noun? nice kenny powers quote tho

lvk- love that word but aint gonna gain universal acceptance fer decades. we needa edgy term that ends up on family guy next season

mudder- dont tell RS 'bout yer devotion ta choade, less you plan on long soapy showers

[pavyracer]

I always liked this song:

So ****ing what!

Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every ****ing where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well, I've ****ed the queen, I've ****ed Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've ****ed a sheep, I've ****ed a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little ****

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had skag, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

A-hahaha!

Yeah!

I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've ****ed this, I've ****ed that
I've even ****ed a school girl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little ****

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So ****ing what!
Yeah

[AgainstAllOdds]

Prick,

It can be used many different ways.

Examples:

Joe: Larry said he lost a big bet on the lakers ML.
John: Guy is fuking chucked.

Sammy: Sbr banned me today. I got fuking chucked.

Iwinyourmoney: Parents kicked me out of the house today.
Onner: Chucked

Patty Venditto:I got caught drinking in the dugout. They chucked me off the team.
AAO: Failed fuking athalete - Wasted talent they call em.

[louisvillekid]

prick, your pic and your talk of Harley's and fast women and whiskey swilling kinda throws me off when you reference looking for a universal edgy word that "Family Guy" can use and you tell a posters they got more game than Parker Brothers.

[The General]

Maybe try buttpicker

[The Prick]

snakker- "dish rag whoore" we have a new leader

AAO- we're lookin for a noun here. think "Roger Clemens is a BLANK", and replace the BLANK (so chukked aint gonna fly)

[AgainstAllOdds]

snakker- "dish rag whoore" we have a new leader

AAO- we're lookin for a noun here. think "Roger Clemens is a BLANK", and replace the BLANK (so chukked aint gonna fly)

Roger Clemens is a PENCIL PRICK fuk.

[bmw530i]

lol is this a dish rag whore?

[The Prick]

lvk- im a enigma, a multi-faceted rennaisance prick as it were.

AAO- i got no more time ta give you english lessons there fred flintstone

boys, we got a shot at changin the english vernacular, put them big ol brains into it

[sallysnax8]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900901

this is a dish rag whore....watch whole thing to end. 3 min huge buttttt

[Data]

One-cupper - somebody who does one-cupping.

[sickler]

If you want to get technical/literal, a douche is a cunt cleaner ------> pussy licker.

Not a bad thing to be called.

[Bread]

Prick you silly mutha fukka! "Honky" will never be played out! It's the only word that someone can call you, with such ill-will and disdain behind it, that will literally make you bust out in laughter.

Honky!!!

[The Prick]

data- izzat from that two girls deal? that thing reminds me of DQ softserve

sickler- thanks fer the northern perspective, you canadians got all sorta crazy ideas

bread- cracker

[shady610]

lol.... im good for like 23 douches a day. ive recently added cock to it to make it cock-douche

[Data]

data- izzat from that two girls deal?

Yep, as edgy as it gets yet sounds very plain to your mother.

that thing reminds me of DQ softserve

This does not ring a bell.

[tacomax]

I nominate flange. Your mother would think you're comparing someone to an item in a plumber's toolbox when in reality you're calling them a cunt.

[Mudcat]

If you are going to church where they accept douche, perhaps they will also be good with

wankstick

or maybe

dickcheese

[tacomax]

This does not ring a bell.

DQ = Dairy Queen

[The Prick]

taco- flange, very nice! think we got a new favorite.

mudder- wankstick, a personal fave. little edgier than tosser, mebbe pushin the envelope too far tho. dickcheese gets the gong

[HedgeHog]

Beaver Bath.

Pussy Perfume.

JJ Gold-en Showers.

[pavyracer]

tacomax's moobs

[The Prick]

hedger- them are all great fer the literal meanin of douche, i'm kinda more lookin fer a slang term to describe the sorta dude everybody calls a douche

nadine- pretty sure terms that obscure aint goin mainstream. tryin to get global not PZed