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  • Todd2122
    SBR Sharp
    • 12-23-08
    • 403

    #1
    !!!!!!!!!!!uconn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Boys, you know me by now that i don't just come in here to hear myself talk. 5 months ago, i had this once a year dream that a CFL game was very low scoring.. In my dream, there was hardly any scoring. I bet under 55.5. I posted the under here, and the game went under by 20 pts or so. My career dreams now are 11-0.. I have this power in my dreams that i see things that no one else sees. it's like GOD gives me these messages. When i dream something like this, it always comes true.. I just wish i can dream of having sex with Pamela Anderson, or winning the lottery..now that would be a nice dream..

    But something dramatic happened to me this morning. Boys, i swear to you, i am not making this up.. 100% true. I live facing a very quiet street. maybe 15 cars a day pass by my street here. So as i was looking outside my window, i spoke to GOD, and i said, GOD, give me a message that you hear me.. if a blue car passes by me here in the next 20 seconds, then the UCONN cover on SAT. if not, then you are not telling me anything.. boys, 11 seconds after, a blue car comes flying down the road.. i was shaking..

    So just to make sure it wasn't a fluke, i asked GOD, i said GOD, if my door knocks in the next 3 minutes, then you are basically telling me for sure the UCONN cover on SAT and that you hear me. (btw, my door knocks unexpectedly maybe 2 times a month) boys, i swear to you, 1 min 20 secs after, i hear a knock.. i had never been so scared to answer the door. It was like GOD was on the other side.. but i still answered, shaking as hell, and it was 2 little russian girls selling some cookies.. so i just slammed the door on them and went back inside shaking.

    Bottom line is boys, i do have the proof of the existence of GOD.. and I will say this.. go bet the UCONN.. i am pounding it.. GOD has spoken to me boys, and he's told me the UCONN.. So if you want to follow me, go ahead, but i am not to get blamed if it loses. I am confident that GOD has spoken to me and that he really does exist. When the UCONN cover this saturday, you will all be assured there really is a GOD..

    Thanks again GOD for the pick.. boys, it's not too often GOD talks to me.. and i am taking full of advantage of this. Boys, i am so shaking right now, that i will be leaving soon to go to church and light a candle, then talk to Father Bertoldi of St Monica's Parish here at the local church here and tell him all about this. I know Father Bertoldi used to love to gamble on sports, so maybe he will ride the bet with me after i tell him GOD gave me the sign to bet the UCONN.. I know Father Bertoldi once told me he's a big parlay guy, he loves to bet parlays, so i don't know what he'll do here.

    GO UCONN GO.

    Thanks again, GOD.. Amen.

    BTW, God had NFC in the Pro Bowl too....look it up
  • onthewhat
    Restricted User
    • 05-14-08
    • 15411

    #2
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    • BigBrownman
      SBR Hustler
      • 07-16-08
      • 51

      #3
      i had a dream a week or so ago that the detroit tigers won, and they did LOL, 5-4.
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      • Todd2122
        SBR Sharp
        • 12-23-08
        • 403

        #4
        Nick Santoro picked the Eagles over the Cardinals based on God's selection. Apparently, God was ****ing with him. because he switched picks mid game and won money. I salute him every so often with my own God pick. I am 1-0 this far and have no doubt God will allow UConn to win, unless of course he doesn't and I will take MSU mid game and win any way. I love betting! Thanks Nicky Santoro! God Bless!!!!
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        • Shortstop
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 01-02-09
          • 27281

          #5
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          • Madetowin
            SBR MVP
            • 01-07-09
            • 1373

            #6
            See drugs these days aren't clean anymore always laced with shit poor guy its ok buddy i believe you. Jk good luck to you though man i was going to play conn but now im going all in on it after that dream
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            • Chi_archie
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-22-08
              • 63172

              #7
              Toddy....... were in chi-town are you?
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              • 007Fatty
                SBR MVP
                • 01-14-09
                • 2267

                #8
                dude this is the exact same post you did for a football game
                but diff teams.
                and i bet on the other team because of it
                and i won lol
                so dont do this because i like uconn
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                • ijustwant2bpaid
                  Restricted User
                  • 11-11-08
                  • 3706

                  #9
                  sounds like if u conn doesnt cover u got some worse shitt to worry about, better tell the priest that parlays are the sucker bets of sports betting as well.... at least u have an extra hour on sundays to watch football if this revalation proves to be wrong, either way its a win-win.
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                  • big joe 1212
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-01-08
                    • 19380

                    #10
                    (btw, my door knocks unexpectedly maybe 2 times a month) boys, i swear to you, 1 min 20 secs after, i hear a knock.. i had never been so scared to answer the door. It was like GOD was on the other side.. but i still answered, shaking as hell, and it was 2 little russian girls selling some cookies.. so i just slammed the door on them and went back inside shaking.


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