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  • raydog
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-07-07
    • 6984

    #1
    What an unreal day in the news!!!
    since the main news of the day came from mr SAMSNCHARGE99, he will get quite a bit of coverage throughout the update. i really think this may be the best and most informative issue yet...

    CLOAK & DAGGER has declared a personal war against sbr and bread


    damn, i guess the upper mgmt guy at CORBIN ELECTRIC has been losing at the track again...


    holy shit, ROGUEJUROR and JJCOLE girl have been spotted near SBR home office. i know this because i swear to god that is VEGAS DAVE eating inside subway


    SHANTYSTAR takes the family pet for a walk


    a leaked photo of RYANXL's girlfriend at Milfdrillers house seconds before she was taken into custody. she said she was just hungry


    while in custody, RYANXL's girlfriend wrote the 2nd book in her cookbook trilogy(what you think the 3rd book will be about???)


    for anyone that was wondering why THE GENERAL loves nascar so much, now ya know...


    i heard that PICO was banging a hot tv model, but dddaaaaammmnnn!!! not what i expected


    hey FIVETEAMER, is dinner ready yet?


    IWIN said he wasnt messing with TRAILERGIRL anymore but this is some damning evidence wwwwoooooowwww


    I MUST WARN YOU, IF YOU ARE AT WORK, DUCT TAPE YOUR MOUTH FOR THE NEXT 4 OR 5 ARTICLES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. IM DRUNK AND THIS SHIT IS FUNNY

    the family pet still suffers with his self esteem since SANDALS couldnt afford to get both of them braces.

    ahaha hholy shit thats just funny i dont care who you are

    i cant figure out how the cops knew to go straight over to ROGUESCHOLARS house after seeing this vandalism.


    oh look, SAMMY brought a few of his sbr videos for the whole class to watch

    even SAMMYS baby sister watched a few of his sbr vids. amazing


    IWINS new itfriend isnt much on manners i dont guess


    SAMMY got a new shirt after the poker tourney last night
  • raydog
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-07-07
    • 6984

    #2
    SAMMY and CHET, still mad about the banning, showed up to at sbr offices to confront willie bee


    COMPAQDIKK does not go anywhere without his computer...anywhere


    holy shit, i think i found out who gave BETPLOM that horrible rash


    CHET looks a little uncomfortable with the way SANDALS and SAMMY are celebrating their co-poster of the month award


    SHORTSTOP and his wife went out looking for a new car


    LITTLE HAPPY BOY mixing it up a little. beer gets old


    cmon guys, SAMMY was just about to tell us how great he is at poker


    PAVYRACER is still sick to his stomach since bread found out his real identity


    call MIKE CORBIN on the 319 line


    hrrrm. looks like we found out what SHANTY does to the family pet on their walks


    i wondered why BRENT CRUDE started a thread about guys caught cheating with other women


    i found that blind fukker RYANSPEER some jackoff material


    season just started and AAO is pissing off neighbors


    WTF is looking for a friend who isnt afraid to travel...wtf


    the girls wait to be called as IMMORTALITY gets a rear view at who might be in his next avatar


    my man ARCHIE hustles a few bucks on the courts of chi-town


    i hate to rub it in sammy, but its obvious that JJ likes sandals better than you


    oh shit boys, i forgot its time for me to put on my pony costume and give a few rides. gotta run and dont forget...the news is all in good fun
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    • diogee
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-11-08
      • 19477

      #3
      Great shit.
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      • fearless
        Restricted User
        • 08-14-06
        • 4950

        #4
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        • Immortality
          Restricted User
          • 12-20-07
          • 4599

          #5
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          • wtf
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-22-08
            • 12983

            #6
            ray, i am using my 3000th post on you!

            i love these so much, great work
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            • diogee
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-11-08
              • 19477

              #7
              Originally posted by wtf
              ray, i am using my 3000th post on you!

              i love these so much, great work
              I see 2997
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              • bobbyfk
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-19-09
                • 15218

                #8
                funny shit man
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                • wtf
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-22-08
                  • 12983

                  #9
                  Originally posted by diogee
                  I see 2997
                  there was 2999 on my previous post, bizarre
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                  • diogee
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-11-08
                    • 19477

                    #10
                    That is f*cked up...maybe a few got moved to the pz with a thread.
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                    • fiveteamer
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-14-08
                      • 10805

                      #11


                      LOLZAl Is that Brady Quinn?
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                      • BestPlay2day
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-25-08
                        • 5794

                        #12
                        Great stuff Raydog! Can't wait for Shanty's response!!
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                        • Bread
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-16-08
                          • 23726

                          #13
                          Dood these get better and better. Highly impressive!
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                          • Mudcat
                            Restricted User
                            • 07-21-05
                            • 9287

                            #14
                            Originally posted by raydog

                            That must be 5StarStiff in the background because I'm sure all of those girls are personal friends of his, Kelly, Kelly and Kelly.
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                            • Fischnasty
                              SBR MVP
                              • 02-10-09
                              • 1931

                              #15
                              Originally posted by wtf
                              there was 2999 on my previous post, bizarre
                              i think when shit gets move to the PZ, your posts in those threads dont count
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                              • ryanspeer2001
                                SBR MVP
                                • 03-30-08
                                • 3149

                                #16
                                Fvcking stellar News buddy.

                                Love the Playboy in brailie but my favorite is when Chet and Sammy show up to SBR headquarters I lost it that was hillarious.
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                                • raydog
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-07-07
                                  • 6984

                                  #17
                                  your welcome for the braille beatoff book bro. dude, i totally lost it this morning when i stumbled upon the class and little girl asleep during sammys videos.
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                                  • pico
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 04-05-07
                                    • 27321

                                    #18
                                    i love the little happy boy pic
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                                    • Iwinyourmoney
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-18-07
                                      • 18368

                                      #19
                                      great stuff as usual!
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                                      • RogueJuror
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 07-08-08
                                        • 10010

                                        #20
                                        another winner

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                                        • pico
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 04-05-07
                                          • 27321

                                          #21
                                          ray for poster of the month.
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                                          • MJFtheGenius
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 05-31-07
                                            • 7257

                                            #22
                                            funny....

                                            but seriously you have too much time on your hands..

                                            How long did it take you to do this???
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                                            • raydog
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 11-07-07
                                              • 6984

                                              #23
                                              i did it while playing cards this morning. keeps my mind busy. sorry you dont like how im spending my time. dont start in on me this morning kid, i just got my girl off to work and im not in the mood to mess with yet another bitch so soon.
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                                              • so im zach
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 01-07-09
                                                • 585

                                                #24
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                                                • onthewhat
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 05-14-08
                                                  • 15411

                                                  #25
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                                                  • Shark79
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-19-07
                                                    • 11211

                                                    #26
                                                    Great Stuff Ray!!

                                                    The class vid is hilarious. !!
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                                                    • RogueScholar
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 02-05-07
                                                      • 5082

                                                      #27
                                                      This is real talent, no question about it. My favorite was Chet getting uncomfortable with Sammy and Bobby celebrating their poster of the month.

                                                      Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                      90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                      • smitch124
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 05-19-08
                                                        • 12566

                                                        #28
                                                        OMG, great stuff. We need more of these!!
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                                                        • Madetowin
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-07-09
                                                          • 1373

                                                          #29
                                                          this is hilariousssssss
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                                                          • Shortstop
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 01-02-09
                                                            • 27281

                                                            #30
                                                            raydog, fukkin' hilarious. The strongest thread I've seen in a long time here at SBR.

                                                            Sorry about the dog mix up.

                                                            raydog = Poster Of The Month
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                                                            • BadNina
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-27-07
                                                              • 10491

                                                              #31


                                                              that was hilarious
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                                                              • unde0087
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 03-27-08
                                                                • 28973

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by pico
                                                                ray for poster of the month.

                                                                I second that motion, shit was great.
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                                                                • InTheHole
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 04-28-08
                                                                  • 15243

                                                                  #33
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