First basketball game of the season today...

[opie1988]

My 2nd grade girls start their season today. We kicked ass last year, but I feel like we're going to be absolutely dominant this season.

My 2 post players are 54" and 58" respectively, and have a combined weight of 182 lbs. You have to realize these are 7-8 year olds. WE ARE FUKKIN GIANTS!!!

The bigger one is a new black girl that moved into our school this past October. She's the only black kid at our entire school, and she's an absolute beast! My daughter and her have become great friends, and together they're going to wreak fukkin havoc on the league. My PG is a girl I had on our state finalist softball team last year. Total competitor in every way. The kind of kid you win with.

They've put in a lot of work. 2 of the other teams didn't even practice over Christmas break. We did. These girls get it. Value the process....and the results will come.

This ain't about basketball. I teach winning. To winners.

Real work starts today. Time to punch in.🏀🏀👊👊

#girlpower

#beastmode

[t-wizzle]

As long as everyone doesn't get a medal.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

What is this?

[opie1988]

As long as everyone doesn't get a medal.

Nope. It's a competitive league. With a week long champions Tournament at the end of the year.

I tell them from the start there's a scoreboard for a reason. Someone's gotta win. And someone's gotta lose. Just like life.

[opie1988]

What is this?

It's fukkin go-time, bruh!!

GET. IT. ON.

#fukkyeah

[Booya711]

just like South Park...every town has to have a "token"

give us the spread Opie

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Opie did you recruit the black girl?

[opie1988]

just like South Park...every town has to have a "token"

give us the spread Opie

We scrimmaged this team earlier.

I'd say us -17.5.

....and I'd pound the fukk out of the fave.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Is there a line for the game?

[opie1988]

Opie did you recruit the black girl?

I'd be lying if I didn't say yes.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Are you the coach? You would fuk up a wet dream.

Give me the other team at +17.5

[Booya711]

I'd be lying if I didn't say yes.

awesome!

[opie1988]

Are you the coach? You would fuk up a wet dream.

Give me the other team at +17.5

Listen to this square-ass fool. I'm the HC, motherfukker.

How many points you wanna wager, bitch??

[Iwinyourmoney]

I'll throw 50 points on it.
Need a pic of the final score on the score board. Are you guys home or away?

[opie1988]

I'll throw 50 points on it.
Need a pic of the final score on the score board. Are you guys home or away?

Home, but playing at a neutral gym.

Done.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Don't be calling timeout up 16 with 7 seconds left

[Booya711]

Don't be calling timeout up 16 with 7 seconds left

never bet with someone that can manipulate the scoreboard iwin....

[Iwinyourmoney]

I'm giving him -10.5, that's how confident I am in his coaching I'm giving him 7 free points

[opie1988]

Ok. Iwin and I just readjusted the line to 10.5. About to head to the gym.

Just win, baby.

P.S. My wife just found out about my play with Iwin, and now she says we're sick and she's disgusted with me. Whatever. #haterzgonnahate

[Booya711]

Ok. Iwin and I just readjusted the line to 10.5. About to head to the gym.

Just win, baby.

P.S. My wife just found out about my play with Iwin, and now she says we're sick and she's disgusted with me. Whatever. #haterzgonnahate

unreal

[jjgold]

Opie relax she is in 2nd grade

I bet your a fukkin nut on the sidelines watching her play and screaming and yelling

My God parents like you ruin the game..If I coached your girl I would boot your fukkin ass from gym so fast

[opie1988]

Opie relax she is in 2nd grade

I bet your a fukkin nut on the sidelines watching her play and screaming and yelling

My God parents like you ruin the game..If I coached your girl I would boot your fukkin ass from gym so fast

I'm really not. I push them, but never yell or anything. I love all of them like they're my own.

It's way more fun than I ever imagined.

[DOM_Toretto]

This thread is awesome.

[Booya711]

They just put this game up on 5Dimes.

[jjgold]

I am not joking parents like Opie tee me off

I think even If I was another parent in Waco I would drag Opie right out of the fukkin gym across centre court so everyone sees it and make a fukkin example out of him

These guys think the games are life and death like a pro game..Jesus Mary its kids so let them have fun

Opie your a nut job

[EaglesPhan36]

You feedin' those girls water from the Trinity River? That would explain a lot. Good luck to your ladies.

[BIGDAY]

Opie, I know of a good mma gym in your area that you should get your daughter involved with.

That is true BeastMode.

[King Mayan]

Thanks for the Facebook status update doofus.

[opie1988]

Thanks for the Facebook status update doofus.

Thanks pal.

Believe it or not...Mayan played some serious hoops back in the day. Stole this from his juco yearbook....

[King Mayan]

Listen to this square-ass fool. I'm the HC, motherfukker.

How many points you wanna wager, bitch??

How is this uncoordinated fatt fukk a head coach???

[Chi_archie]

Can I get the under 25.5? Total?

8 year old girls can't score

[texhooper]

you had me at black. those young black girls tear up the young white leagues.

[kmarinouofm]

I'm really not. I push them, but never yell or anything. I love all of them like they're my own.

It's way more fun than I ever imagined.

Opie gets it.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I love all of them like they're my own.

Even the black one?

[Booya711]

need an update on the final score