Idiot Woman Has to be Told by 911 Dispatcher How to Unlock Her Car Door

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  • obama our lord
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-24-08
    • 562

    #1
    Idiot Woman Has to be Told by 911 Dispatcher How to Unlock Her Car Door


    A 911 dispatcher had to tell a woman how to unlock her car on Sunday.

    A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen's on John Young Parkway near Poinciana.

    "My car will not start. I'm locked inside my car," the unidentified woman said.

    "Nothing electrical works. And it's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well."

    The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.

    The woman said she would try, and then, she said, "Yes, I got the door open."
  • obama our lord
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-24-08
    • 562

    #2
    She has a "yes we can" sticker on her car.

    Yes -200

    No +180
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    • tacomax
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-10-05
      • 9619

      #3
      Ever heard of six degrees of Separation? That a person is one step away from each person they know and two steps away from each person who is known by one of the people they know, then everyone is at most six steps away from any other person on Earth?

      Well, I'm betting that OOL is one degree away from a retarded chimp.
      Originally posted by pags11
      SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
      Originally posted by BuddyBear
      I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
      Originally posted by curious
      taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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      • dwaechte
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-27-07
        • 5481

        #4
        Originally posted by tacomax
        Ever heard of six degrees of Separation? That a person is one step away from each person they know and two steps away from each person who is known by one of the people they know, then everyone is at most six steps away from any other person on Earth?

        Well, I'm betting that OOL is one degree away from a retarded chimp.
        It all makes sense now.
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        • obama our lord
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 12-24-08
          • 562

          #5
          Originally posted by tacomax
          retarded chimp.
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          • BatemanPatrickl
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-21-07
            • 18772

            #6
            Originally posted by obama our lord
            Just ignore Taco; have pity on him. I assume you have seen his photo?

            Let's just say someone fell off the ugly tree and was smacked by every branch on the way down.
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            • tacomax
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-10-05
              • 9619

              #7
              I'm not your type, Patty? You like your lovers to be roid heads as well? That's so s-s-s-s-s-sweet, having something in common like that.
              Originally posted by pags11
              SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
              Originally posted by BuddyBear
              I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
              Originally posted by curious
              taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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              • BatemanPatrickl
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-21-07
                • 18772

                #8
                Originally posted by tacomax
                I'm not your type, Patty? You like your lovers to be roid heads as well? That's so s-s-s-s-s-sweet, having something in common like that.
                I don't think you are anyone's type. Good-God-man-get a-grip-on-yourself.

                You-may-want-to-eat some day as well.

                If SBR had an all ugly team you would be starting QB. Now go hide in the Private Zone like you always do. Coward.
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                • obama our lord
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 12-24-08
                  • 562

                  #9
                  Woman Drives 103 MPH To Teach Her Grandson the Dangers of Speeding



                  Authorities arrested a woman accused of driving 103 mph with her 10-year-old grandson in the car. Sheriff's Lt. Sheila Lorance said Deputy Ryan Postlewait saw the woman's Mazda 6 whizz by on Hylo Road on Sunday, and he confirmed the speed on a radar gun. Though the road is known to attract speeders, Postlewait reported that he has never clocked anyone driving that fast.


                  The driver, a 53-year-old woman, reportedly told authorities she was trying to teach her grandson about the dangers of speeding, and warned him never to drive the way she was about to.


                  The woman was charged with reckless driving and reckless endangering.



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                  • obama our lord
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 12-24-08
                    • 562

                    #10
                    The car had a "yes we can" bumper sticker on it:

                    yes -220

                    no +190
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                    • obama our lord
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 12-24-08
                      • 562

                      #11
                      Man puts finger in gas tank, gets stuck for hours



                      A Michigan man has learned not to stick his fingers in certain places. Victor Harris, of Saginaw, Michigan, was pouring a fuel additive into his Lincoln Navigator sport utility vehicle Thursday when a piece of paper fell into the gas tank. Harris tried to fish the paper out, but his index finger became stuck in the gas tank.


                      WJRT-TV reported Harris tried to extract his digit for two hours before friends called the fire department. It took another two hours before emergency responders cut the gas tank tube out of the vehicle.


                      Doctors later removed Harris' finger from the tube. He received two stitches.


                      Harris said he's learned his lesson and won't put his finger back in the gas tank.
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                      • obama our lord
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 12-24-08
                        • 562

                        #12
                        This man still has an "Obama 2008" poster in his yard:

                        yes -300

                        no +260
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                        • daggerkobe
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-25-08
                          • 10744

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                          Just ignore Taco; have pity on him. I assume you have seen his photo?

                          Let's just say someone fell off the ugly tree and was smacked by every branch on the way down.



                          I have obtained a family photo of his and will post it later.
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                          • daggerkobe
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-25-08
                            • 10744

                            #14
                            Originally posted by obama our lord
                            She has a "yes we can" sticker on her car.

                            Yes -200

                            No +180

                            How about this girl? What kinda sticker is on her car?





                            Maybe 9-1-1 should have told her that carving a "B" while looking in the mirror may result in it being backwards.
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                            • obama our lord
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 12-24-08
                              • 562

                              #15
                              Unreal! Obama is trying to give the Saudi King a BJ!

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                              • daggerkobe
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-25-08
                                • 10744

                                #16
                                Looks like he's giving him a punch to the gut.


                                Unlike this guy who's madly in love......


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                                • BatemanPatrickl
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-21-07
                                  • 18772

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by daggerkobe


                                  I have obtained a family photo of his and will post it later.
                                  Please don't.
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