i will never gamble again

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • mikeya2k
    SBR MVP
    • 09-12-13
    • 2719

    #1
    i will never gamble again
    i have a problem

    drug addicts have a problem. they have to get their shit together and stop.

    i have a problem.

    doing pools and fantasy football leagues.

    i need to get my shit together.

    i am 19 years old.

    lost 5,000+ in the last 2 weeks.

    if i keep this up i can never have a family .

    advice?
  • sumtingwong
    SBR High Roller
    • 11-25-14
    • 136

    #2
    G.A.
    Comment
    • Dirty Sanchez
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-01-10
      • 16031

      #3
      Comment
      • Duckshit
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 10-06-10
        • 7964

        #4
        Ya, 1800blablabla, whatever it is....
        Comment
        • DiggityDaggityDo
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-30-08
          • 81463

          #5
          Mike you are too young to throw in the towel.

          Go all in. Double that bankroll and you're back in the game.
          Comment
          • GunShard
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-05-10
            • 10033

            #6
            My personal rules that can improve your sports betting:

            1. Money management. Bet less than 5% of your total current bankroll per bet. Be discipline.
            2. Be a strategic gambler by picking your spots and wait for the right opportunity. Never be a compulsive gambler by betting because it's your favorite team or for the action. Do your research.
            3. Stay emotionless all the time. Bet like a robot. There's no place for emotions in this profession. Be unbiased.
            4. Do not judge a team based on what they did last week.

            5. Never bet on heavily juiced/vig lines. Like a line at -1000 for example.
            6. Never bet on heavily valued lines. Like a terrible team at 100 to 1 odds to win championship.
            7. Parlays should be no longer than 2 teams, the bigger the parlay is, the bigger the House Edge. Research and Secure your first pick before moving on to your second pick.

            8. Teasers should never pass through the zero.

            Maximize your odds by betting on 7 point teasers on sides.
            Ignore teasers that are 6 point, 6.5 point and on totals.
            Teasers and Parlays give the sportsbooks the most house edge.
            If you had to bet on one of these, it would be on the 7 point teaser.
            NFL Teaser Bets guide including analysis of teaser returns, victory margin points, win probability and links to extended topic coverage based on 4,000+ games.

            Parlay Bets in NFL and how to win them. Tutorial with rules, methodologies, win rates and odds, based on 5,000 games played from 1994 to 2012 seasons.

            9. Teams with home field/court advantage tend to win games. Sportsbooks know this and favorites the home team.
            "Whoever is first in the field and awaits the coming of the enemy, will be fresh for the fight;
            whoever is second in the field and has to hasten to battle will arrive exhausted." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
            10. Never bet on double digit road favorites. You will lose in the long run.
            11. Never bet on preseason games on any sport. Predicting on 2nd string teams is stupid because of the lack of game footage on mostly unknown players.
            12. Understand how to bet on underdogs ML and ATS:

            13. If you are extremely compulsive, arrogant, drunk and biased. The best advice is to "Don't Gamble".
            14. Learn from your mistakes. Most gamblers don't learn from their mistakes. That's why I made these gambling rules.
            Comment
            • BIGDAY
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 02-17-10
              • 48247

              #7
              Get it back by chasing.

              Plus, it's a rush.
              Comment
              • Duckshit
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-06-10
                • 7964

                #8
                Wow! What an answer.... Bravo
                Comment
                • TankHankerous
                  SBR MVP
                  • 03-22-12
                  • 2088

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mikeya2k
                  i have a problem

                  drug addicts have a problem. they have to get their shit together and stop.

                  i have a problem.

                  doing pools and fantasy football leagues.

                  i need to get my shit together.

                  i am 19 years old.

                  lost 5,000+ in the last 2 weeks.

                  if i keep this up i can never have a family .

                  advice?
                  You made a thread recently about how you discovered money management, remember?
                  Comment
                  • Mister X
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 01-12-14
                    • 140

                    #10
                    Listen to any advice coach gives you

                    Keep your head up kid, it's just money
                    Comment
                    • Dirty Sanchez
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-01-10
                      • 16031

                      #11
                      ....
                      Comment
                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81463

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Duckshit
                        Wow! What an answer.... Bravo
                        Thanks Duck.
                        Comment
                        • Duckshit
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-06-10
                          • 7964

                          #13
                          I was talking about yours Diggity!
                          Comment
                          • Slanina
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-21-09
                            • 3828

                            #14
                            Give up gambling. It's hard but not worth ruining your life. I was betting $300 back when I was 15 and got buried over two weeks. Luckily, I got bailed out. All sorts of crazy shit go through your head in that state. I look back and cringe at my thoughts. It just isn't worth it. The rush gamblers have gambling is because they're degenerates. If you get a rush from gambling youre betting outside your means. Walk away at least until you're older and can take gambling for what it's worth (recreational).
                            Comment
                            • odog11
                              SBR MVP
                              • 02-14-11
                              • 3874

                              #15
                              Originally posted by GunShard
                              My personal rules that can improve your sports betting:

                              1. Money management. Bet less than 5% of your total current bankroll per bet. Be discipline.
                              2. Be a strategic gambler by picking your spots and wait for the right opportunity. Never be a compulsive gambler by betting because it's your favorite team or for the action. Do your research.
                              3. Stay emotionless all the time. Bet like a robot. There's no place for emotions in this profession. Be unbiased.
                              4. Do not judge a team based on what they did last week.

                              5. Never bet on heavily juiced/vig lines. Like a line at -1000 for example.
                              6. Never bet on heavily valued lines. Like a terrible team at 100 to 1 odds to win championship.
                              7. Parlays should be no longer than 2 teams, the bigger the parlay is, the bigger the House Edge. Research and Secure your first pick before moving on to your second pick.

                              8. Teasers should never pass through the zero.

                              Maximize your odds by betting on 7 point teasers on sides.
                              Ignore teasers that are 6 point, 6.5 point and on totals.
                              Teasers and Parlays give the sportsbooks the most house edge.
                              If you had to bet on one of these, it would be on the 7 point teaser.
                              NFL Teaser Bets guide including analysis of teaser returns, victory margin points, win probability and links to extended topic coverage based on 4,000+ games.

                              Parlay Bets in NFL and how to win them. Tutorial with rules, methodologies, win rates and odds, based on 5,000 games played from 1994 to 2012 seasons.

                              9. Teams with home field/court advantage tend to win games. Sportsbooks know this and favorites the home team.
                              "Whoever is first in the field and awaits the coming of the enemy, will be fresh for the fight;
                              whoever is second in the field and has to hasten to battle will arrive exhausted." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
                              10. Never bet on double digit road favorites. You will lose in the long run.
                              11. Never bet on preseason games on any sport. Predicting on 2nd string teams is stupid because of the lack of game footage on mostly unknown players.
                              12. Understand how to bet on underdogs ML and ATS:

                              13. If you are extremely compulsive, arrogant, drunk and biased. The best advice is to "Don't Gamble".
                              14. Learn from your mistakes. Most gamblers don't learn from their mistakes. That's why I made these gambling rules.
                              They are all good, but is #9 a rule or more just something to keep in mind? You don't exclusively bet on home teams, do you?
                              Comment
                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 11-30-08
                                • 81463

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Duckshit
                                I was talking about yours Digity!
                                I know. Thanks. I try to give good advice when possible.
                                Comment
                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388208

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                  Get it back by chasing.

                                  Plus, it's a rush.
                                  classic
                                  Comment
                                  • dect6.0
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 12-23-14
                                    • 258

                                    #18
                                    Something tells me if you have $5,000 to blow at the age of 19, you'll be just fine with more of mommy and daddys money.
                                    Comment
                                    • Bostongambler
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 02-01-08
                                      • 35628

                                      #19
                                      It's not gambling if ur not winning. It's called losing.
                                      Comment
                                      • mikeya2k
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-12-13
                                        • 2719

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TankHankerous
                                        You made a thread recently about how you discovered money management, remember?
                                        Yes.
                                        That didnt last long.

                                        I have a problem.

                                        I am not made for this.

                                        Yet

                                        I will be back.
                                        Comment
                                        • mikeya2k
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-12-13
                                          • 2719

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by dect6.0
                                          Something tells me if you have $5,000 to blow at the age of 19, you'll be just fine with more of mommy and daddys money.
                                          uRggggghh Wrong.


                                          I make a lot of money on my own.

                                          never had anything handed
                                          Comment
                                          • gauchojake
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 09-17-10
                                            • 34131

                                            #22


                                            Comment
                                            • CDUBB_CW
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 07-12-14
                                              • 1002

                                              #23
                                              Gotta learn to manage your money. $5k is a shitload to blow in 2 weeks. How much were you betting per game? The juice will eventually get you.
                                              Comment
                                              • a4u2fear
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-29-10
                                                • 8147

                                                #24
                                                Money management!

                                                btw I still follow justin7 on Amazon for his sports betting reviews of books, we need him back
                                                Comment
                                                • warbux
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 11-17-13
                                                  • 896

                                                  #25
                                                  kid your still young try losing 150k over the course of a year then come back and tell me about your problems.
                                                  Comment
                                                  • sheepgotwool
                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                    • 12-18-14
                                                    • 337

                                                    #26
                                                    Simple solution. Just don't have a family.
                                                    Comment
                                                    • broadway6
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-14-09
                                                      • 13337

                                                      #27
                                                      Find a new hobby. Don't log onto sbr.
                                                      Comment
                                                      • gauchojake
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 09-17-10
                                                        • 34131

                                                        #28
                                                        This 5k was all in fantasy losses. Not even real gambling.
                                                        Comment
                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43572

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          Mike you are too young to throw in the towel.

                                                          Go all in. Double that bankroll and you're back in the game.
                                                          sounds like the guy, a heroin dealer, who said, if one needle aint doin' it for you, try two......... diggity always "pushing" these sbr wimps to try harder, achieve more.........
                                                          Comment
                                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-30-08
                                                            • 81463

                                                            #30
                                                            See, Donk gets it.
                                                            Comment
                                                            • dlunc3
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 10-31-09
                                                              • 9129

                                                              #31
                                                              Only a problem when you lose... Winners don't have a gamble problem
                                                              Comment
                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388208

                                                                #32
                                                                Guys will be dropping like flies now is gamblers anonymous meetings will sore

                                                                If you do not go to gambler anonymous meetings three days a week you will go back to gambling as it is proven
                                                                Comment
                                                                • Dirty Sanchez
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-01-10
                                                                  • 16031

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by mikeya2k
                                                                  uRggggghh Wrong.


                                                                  I make a lot of money on my own.

                                                                  never had anything handed
                                                                  Comment
                                                                  • daneblazer
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 09-14-08
                                                                    • 27862

                                                                    #34
                                                                    See you tomorrow
                                                                    Comment
                                                                    • jose21_us
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 05-24-10
                                                                      • 3844

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                                                                      LMAO!! That guy can sure take a load....
                                                                      Comment
                                                                      Search
                                                                      Collapse
                                                                      SBR Contests
                                                                      Collapse
                                                                      Top-Rated US Sportsbooks
                                                                      Collapse
                                                                      Working...