Nicky i need some advice

[Thor4140]

Im tired of gambling so here is my delima. I'm thinking about getting a job but every where i go they want a resume. How do i explain to these people that i haven't been on the books since 2001? well i have been on the books but im not sure its the same books these people talk about.

[Nicky Santoro]

just invent a resume and make up things.. where did you last work mr thorry? my last job was working for xyz enterprise as an accountant.. and then give buddy's phone # and when he asks him, ask your buddy to say good things about you.. that's what i used to do

it always works.

i know a girl who cleans houses, and she applied for a job cleaning in a company and she gave my name as reference that she cleaned my house. so when guy called my place, he asked me about her and i said she does a great job.. and she got the job..

and she never did clean my house..

do the same thing..

[betplom]

just invent a resume and make up things.. where did you last work mr thorry? my last job was working for xyz enterprise as an accountant.. and then give buddy's phone # and when he asks him, ask your buddy to say good things about you.. that's what i used to do

it always works.

i know a girl who cleans houses, and she applied for a job cleaning in a company and she gave my name as reference that she cleaned my house. so when guy called my place, he asked me about her and i said she does a great job.. and she got the job..

and she never did clean my house..

do the same thing..

Nicky, when applying for your US waiver don't let the US Government know your so dishonest, remember, big business and capitalism (The pillars of honesty in American culture) is what runs America and they will not be impressed by your dishonesty.

Remember Nicky, America is as pure as the driven snow and would like to remain that way, they will not tolerate dirty, dishonest Canadians like you (and myself) to mess up their perfect system and pure way of life.

America = all things good.
Canada = dirty, evil, commie sympathizers and foul mouthed too.

[Nicky Santoro]

plommer buddy, how am i bad guy here? i am just trying to help the poor kid get a job, that's it.. if anything, i am helping the US economy.. do you prefer me to give him advice to not work and sell drugs??

[pavyracer]

Great advice Nicky! It worked for George O'Leary getting the Notre Dame job.

[betplom]

plommer buddy, how am i bad guy here? i am just trying to help the poor kid get a job, that's it.. if anything, i am helping the US economy.. do you prefer me to give him advice to not work and sell drugs??

Nicky, I was being sarcastic pal.

I have no problem with doing what is necessary in order for one to survive, how the hell did you think I got criminal convictions over the years? It wasn't from being a choir-boy.

It was from doing things frowned upon by law-enforcement but put much needed $$ in my pocket.

Nicky, I'm not one to pay attention to authority, I tend to do things as I see fit - if I can get away with it.

FTW.

[tullamore]

just invent a resume and make up things.. where did you last work mr thorry? my last job was working for xyz enterprise as an accountant.. and then give buddy's phone # and when he asks him, ask your buddy to say good things about you.. that's what i used to do

it always works.

i know a girl who cleans houses, and she applied for a job cleaning in a company and she gave my name as reference that she cleaned my house. so when guy called my place, he asked me about her and i said she does a great job.. and she got the job..

and she never did clean my house..

do the same thing..

This works as long as your claims arw reasonable. My friends and I have done this before with no problems. Also works if you need references for renting an apartment, give them a buddy's number and have him say you rented from him for 2 years, paid rent on time, and caused no damage.

[bmw530i]

Great advice Nicky! It worked for George O'Leary getting the Notre Dame job.

haha
In all seriousness Nicky has some valid points. Unless your applying to a big corporation. They won't check your resume info.

[pavyracer]

You are right beemer...didn't realize Nicky's advice is for a cleaning job. Over here we pick Mexicans from the bus stops to do that work. Never asked them for a resume and don't even know how is called in Spanish.

[Thor4140]

just invent a resume and make up things.. where did you last work mr thorry? my last job was working for xyz enterprise as an accountant.. and then give buddy's phone # and when he asks him, ask your buddy to say good things about you.. that's what i used to do

it always works.

i know a girl who cleans houses, and she applied for a job cleaning in a company and she gave my name as reference that she cleaned my house. so when guy called my place, he asked me about her and i said she does a great job.. and she got the job..

and she never did clean my house..

do the same thing..

Nicky u are a fountain of information. I should have realized that because i use this same type of stunt with credit cards. i must have fifty million in credit with these thieves. When things get tough i just bounce one credit card to another. Love those no balance transfer fee offer cards. Tough to get those suckers tho. Just got a balance transfer up to April of 2010. Gave me ten grand like it was nothing. I thought these banks were desperate? They give me anything i want thinking i am gonna fall in their traps.