How You Know If You're A Sucker:

[Slanina]

I'm guilty of

#1 My family is bad ass.
#6 Common courtesy at 4am
#7 Clearly you never had a Mcrib
#8 Every one needs deodorant
#10 (Unless you count Canada)

[GunShard]

11. You look in the mirror and you see this

I had no idea Seaweed was a member of ISIS.

[scumbag]

1. You Spend Money on Expensive Christmas gifts.

2. You wear under armour and you're over 30.

3. You wear a sports team jersey with a name on the back.

4. You do drugs.

5. You shop on Boxing Day.

6. You pee on the side of the toilet to not make noise.

7. You eat Mcdonalds.

8. You shop at WalMart

9. You rollerblade

10. You have never been out of the country.

Please add.

This is a retarded list. Some of these things are down right reasonable.

if at this very moment, you wouldn't go camping with some hippy piece you're banging, eat shrooms, smoke joints, and talk and fck, you don't deserve to call yourself a man.

Boxing Day. Fcking Canadians.

fwiw, maybe I'm bias, I did go to wall mart on a toiletree run this morning while wearing some under armour sweats at 31. Got a pretty sweet deal. And I hate WM as much as the next guy.

on my what makes someone lame list. A person who wouldn't do drugs in a foreign country with complete strangers is a boring bastard I'd dread spending time around. Fun people do. Boring neurotics think/analyze everything instead of doing then forming an opinion. Then again, I don't have to shoot H to know I want nothing to do with it. Not saying drugs are all great, they've ruined plenty of lives, but they have their place.

I've spent time with your countrymen, they're considerably cooler than you. Fwiw the top Canadians I've met in my travels has been French Canadian. I guess that makes a dif?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Leave boxing day out of this!

[jjgold]

When you move to Vegas

[DiggityDaggityDo]

When you move to Vegas

[jjgold]

Diggity this was a massive mistake

Barreled in beyond belief