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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    How You Know If You're A Sucker:
    1. You Spend Money on Expensive Christmas gifts.

    2. You wear under armour and you're over 30.

    3. You wear a sports team jersey with a name on the back.

    4. You do drugs.

    5. You shop on Boxing Day.

    6. You pee on the side of the toilet to not make noise.

    7. You eat Mcdonalds.

    8. You shop at WalMart

    9. You rollerblade

    10. You have never been out of the country.

    Please add.
  • Russian Rocket
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-02-12
    • 43910

    #2
    11. You look in the mirror and you see this

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    • Seaweed
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-19-12
      • 26318

      #3
      Originally posted by Russian Rocket
      11. You look in the mirror and you see this

      Rocket, how did you pull that out and post so quick? I'm impressed.
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      • tony_come
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-31-10
        • 21695

        #4
        12. You stink the chair
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        • Seaweed
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 01-19-12
          • 26318

          #5
          Now please add to the list.
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          • Seaweed
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 01-19-12
            • 26318

            #6
            Originally posted by tony_come
            12. You stink the chair
            What stink?
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            • tony_come
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-31-10
              • 21695

              #7
              Originally posted by Seaweed
              Rocket, how did you pull that out and post so quick? I'm impressed.
              Big computer
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              • tony_come
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-31-10
                • 21695

                #8
                Originally posted by Seaweed
                What stink?
                Poop
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                • tony_come
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-31-10
                  • 21695

                  #9
                  Suckers don't have butt cheeks
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                  • jose21_us
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-24-10
                    • 3844

                    #10
                    You suck cawk for coke.
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                    • tony_come
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-31-10
                      • 21695

                      #11
                      Josiest how big is your butt cheeks?
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                      • Russian Rocket
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-02-12
                        • 43910

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tony_come
                        Big computer
                        ...big hands...big...well ya know how that goes tony
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                        • tony_come
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-31-10
                          • 21695

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                          ...big hands...big...well ya know how that goes tony
                          Big thumbs
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            The average person is a sucker in life

                            I try not to be but sometimes with a girl I could be

                            I get teased and give them money and they don't like me
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                            • Russian Rocket
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-02-12
                              • 43910

                              #15
                              Originally posted by tony_come
                              Big thumbs
                              big thumbnails tony...it's all about them thumbnails
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                              • Smoke
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-09-09
                                • 48111

                                #16
                                Big lips its all about them lips
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                                • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-08-14
                                  • 14988

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                  11. You look in the mirror and you see this

                                  This made me laugh so hard guys. Seaweed this was a very SBR move. Never Forget
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                                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-08-14
                                    • 14988

                                    #18
                                    And Wtf weed. 2 of those things apply to me.

                                    My feelings are hurt you motherfuk.
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                                    • Seaweed
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 01-19-12
                                      • 26318

                                      #19
                                      Sorry Mo, those things apply to me too but the truth is the truth

                                      Adding...

                                      Buying bottled water
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                                      • Mister X
                                        SBR High Roller
                                        • 01-12-14
                                        • 140

                                        #20
                                        Take a look around you.

                                        If you can't spot the sucker then YOU are the sucker.
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                                        • southmaniac6
                                          SBR High Roller
                                          • 12-05-14
                                          • 109

                                          #21
                                          I do some of those lol
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                                          • dfish
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-17-10
                                            • 2730

                                            #22
                                            #2 Guilty
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                                            • chico2663
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 09-02-10
                                              • 36915

                                              #23
                                              You follow seahags picks and think he actually bets the games using something besides monopoly money.
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                sucker.................if you get married
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                                                • Smoke
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 10-09-09
                                                  • 48111

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                                  11. You look in the mirror and you see this

                                                  Saer is that you?
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                                                  • ArchieBunker
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 02-21-11
                                                    • 1512

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                    1. Being a Leaf fan.

                                                    2. You wear under armour and you're over 30.

                                                    3. You wear a sports team jersey with a name on the back.

                                                    4. You do drugs.

                                                    5. You shop on Boxing Day.

                                                    6. You pee on the side of the toilet to not make noise.

                                                    7. You eat Mcdonalds.

                                                    8. You shop at WalMart

                                                    9. You rollerblade

                                                    10. You have never been out of the country.

                                                    Please add.
                                                    Had to fix
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                                                    • Seaweed
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 01-19-12
                                                      • 26318

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Smoke
                                                      Saer is that you?
                                                      No.
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                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                        • 81450

                                                        #28
                                                        Weeder, what if we only do 5 of those 10 things? We're good?
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                                                        • Seaweed
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 01-19-12
                                                          • 26318

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          Weeder, what if we nay do 5 of those 10 things? We're good?
                                                          You're still a sucker, just to a lesser degreee.
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                                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-30-08
                                                            • 81450

                                                            #30
                                                            13. You wipe your ass while sitting down (like a female).
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                                                            • PokinSmot
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 08-21-10
                                                              • 1214

                                                              #31
                                                              14. paying tax
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                                                              • TheLock
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 04-06-08
                                                                • 14427

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                                1. You Spend Money on Expensive Christmas gifts.

                                                                2. You wear under armour and you're over 30.

                                                                3. You wear a sports team jersey with a name on the back.

                                                                4. You do drugs.

                                                                5. You shop on Boxing Day.

                                                                6. You pee on the side of the toilet to not make noise.

                                                                7. You eat Mcdonalds.

                                                                8. You shop at WalMart

                                                                9. You rollerblade

                                                                10. You have never been out of the country.

                                                                Please add.

                                                                2,3,4,6,7 and 10 are so spot on.


                                                                Amazing post, sir.

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                                                                • MoneyLineDawg
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 01-01-09
                                                                  • 13253

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Don't get the doing drugs one......Degenerate or fukk up maybe, but sucker?
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                                                                  • irishstuey
                                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                                    • 08-22-08
                                                                    • 604

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Tailing anyone on this site. Does that count
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #35
                                                                      suckers go to expensive restaurants too
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