Shams-Arrested!

[Bread]

What a great story!!

ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on felony battery charges in Miami last month following a violent encounter with a hooker, according to The Smoking Gun:

Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit...notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.

Harris is reportedly considering a lawsuit against Shlomi, though prosecutors "declined to file formal charges" against him.

[pico]

the guy seems to be on something. he is not mentally stable.

[pico]

shamwow guy is from isareal. the girl seems to be somewhat german. i think this is a hate crime.

[fiveteamer]

LOL, why is he kissing a hooker.

[VegasDave]

LOL, why is he kissing a hooker.

$1000, gotta go for the bells and whistles as well.

[Bread]

I only kiss the Asian hookers at the parlors. I know they have good teeth because they chew on that sugar cane all the time.

[fiveteamer]

LOL, he fukked her up

Looks like Sammy after onner is done with him.

[Bread]

wow nice work Fiver! Unless his tongue was completely bitten off, I think he's in big trouble.

Unless he changes his name to Chris Brown, of course...

[pico]

LOL, why is he kissing a hooker.

because he feels empty inside for ripping people off with 20 dollar towels plus shipping.

[fiveteamer]

I almost bought a Shamwow at Canadian Tire on Saturday.

[pico]

you can buy a rag at the 99 cents store...

[Bread]

lolzabal

[RogueJuror]

I only kiss the Asian hookers at the parlors. I know they have good teeth because they chew on that sugar cane all the time.

your island roots are shown moldy

[Bread]

wtf?

[Boner_18]

I almost bought a Shamwow at Canadian Tire on Saturday.

5ver you're a liar. We all know ShamWow isn't sold in stores.

[fiveteamer]

Boner, it is. I swear.

[daggerkobe]

Repost, retardo.


http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...shamwhore.html

[Matt Rain]

Canadian Tire does carry ShamWow. I've been tempted too.

http://www.canadiantire.ca/browse/product_detail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=1408474396677528&bmUID=1238432986061&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524443308714&assortment=primary&fromSearch=true

[tacomax]

Repost, retardo.


http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...shamwhore.html

Technically you're correct so gain 1 internet e-cred point by being the first to post. However you lose 50 e-cred points by the fact that this thread has over 15x more replies in half an hour than yours did in 36 hours, thus suggesting that people tend to ignore what you post on the presumption that it's probably a load of old arse.

[daggerkobe]

Well, mine was posted 2 days earlier and in the middle of something called March Madness.

I'm sure an E.T. looking alien who doesn't gamble such as yourself wouldn't have the slightest clue as to what that is.

[BatemanPatrickl]

LOL, he fukked her up

Looks like Sammy after onner is done with him.

Damn...he beat that hooker like a red headed stepchild. For his $1000, he now has a nice case of HIV or Hep B.

[tacomax]

Well, mine was posted 2 days earlier and in the middle of something called March Madness.

I'm sure an E.T. looking alien who doesn't gamble such as yourself wouldn't have the slightest clue as to what that is.

You lose another 50 e-cred points my not taking your failure like a man and then attempting to come up with a reason why no-one reads your threads.

[Mudcat]

a load of old arse.

[daggerkobe]

Ganchrow aka E.Taco,

Unlike paid posters like Popeye, my income doesn't depend on how many people view or post in my threads.

[Bread]

I needs me spinach!!

Chicken Little many many apologies for not realizing that you already posted this. You are a far superior chicken..er...man than I!

[Tsoprano]

lol unreal

[Tsoprano]

wtf?

That guy did NOT make it!

[Bread]

No he certainly did NOT make it.

Chicken Little you may have posted this story first, but did you post the BREAD-WOW video with it?!?!

Bow down to me.

[jon101]

Yeah the only hate in the west bank is thieves versus terrorists.

Me I am rooting for the palestinians guess which they are?

[VegasDave]

Bread-wow guy failed miserably.

[Robyn]

Bread wow? um....wow.

[ryanspeer2001]

Bitch got Slapchopped.

[pico]

You lose another 50 e-cred points my not taking your failure like a man and then attempting to come up with a reason why no-one reads your threads.

what is his e-cred total now taco? you;re on a roll


bread, your video finds are awesome. i can't stop laughing at the bread wow guy...it is kind of funny and he is kind of retarded.

[wtf]

i cannot believe people pay skanks like that a 1000 dollars

what the fuk is wrong with this guy

she looks like some east euro trash reject - even prior to beating

[pico]

lolzabal

best summary so far. the bitch shouldn't mess with the infomercial king.

i think this shamwow guy is done after this.