how do you find out for sure if your neighbor is a whore?

**Fizzz** · 03-30-09, 07:22 AM

How about stalking the hell out of her

**BrentCrude** · 03-30-09, 07:26 AM

Give a bum on skid row a bottle of rot gut and tell him to call her from a pay phone and ask her if she hires herself out for sausage tasting parties where she gives out free samples.There actually is this woman I see at the super market who does this 8 hours a day.I can imagine she has had alot of funny moments describing what she does to people without cracking up.Not hard to be funny making mistakes describing that job where it could be misconstrued.

**wtf** · 03-30-09, 08:48 AM

she is a mistress

take is slow and be friendly, u will nail her

**RogueJuror** · 03-30-09, 09:07 AM

is this in hk or us?

**pavyracer** · 03-30-09, 09:07 AM

pico...where do you live?

**pico** · 03-30-09, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by RogueJuror

is this in hk or us?

hk. if this is in the US, i would offer her some smoke or coke.

**Bread** · 03-30-09, 09:13 AM

My God Britney has overtaken Asia too. I'm so sorry.

**RogueJuror** · 03-30-09, 09:33 AM

in kowloon tong, yep, a mistress

seduce her

**AMBlai01** · 03-30-09, 09:35 AM

I say just show up, knock on her door and have you cock already out. Look down and say "what do you think?" Her reaction will say it all....

**G's pks** · 03-30-09, 09:54 AM

Originally posted by AMBlai01

I say just show up, knock on her door and have you cock already out. Look down and say "what do you think?" Her reaction will say it all....

exactly...solid advice...

**wtf** · 03-30-09, 09:56 AM

yup, get laid or go to jail

roll them bones

**pico** · 03-30-09, 10:03 AM

you guys should watch the movie, "rogue trader". the guy had to go to court for mooning bunch of ladies at a bar in singapore.

**VegasDave** · 03-30-09, 11:02 AM

As AMBy knows, I'm all about haikus in these situation. Drop one in her mailbox.

I am your neighbor
I'd like to get to know you
I dig Britney Spears

That should get the job done. Chicks dig haikus.

**cankid** · 03-30-09, 11:14 AM

had a bunch of strippers living a few doors down, miss the last night hotties popping in and out, loud parties those were the good days!

**RogueJuror** · 03-30-09, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by VegasDave

As AMBy knows, I'm all about haikus in these situation. Drop one in her mailbox.

I am your neighbor
I'd like to get to know you
I dig Britney Spears

That should get the job done. Chicks dig haikus.

davey how many restraining orders you have?

**pico** · 03-30-09, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by RogueJuror

davey how many restraining orders you have?

i like dave. he sounds like a sweet guy that any good christian texas chick will love.

dave, haiku is japanese. chinese girls like prada bags and cash.

**Nicky Santoro** · 03-30-09, 11:28 AM

it's easy. just look out your window and if you see diff guys going in there every 20 min, then she's a whore.

10 yrs ago i lived next to a slut.. she had diff guys coming in and out of her place every 15 min.. i'd see maybe 20 diff guys a day go in and out.. so that's how you know if you live next to a whore.

**jjgold** · 03-30-09, 11:28 AM

News flash

Majority of women are not whores . You guys watch to much tv

**VegasDave** · 03-30-09, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by pico

i like dave. he sounds like a sweet guy that any good christian texas chick will love.

dave, haiku is japanese. chinese girls like prada bags and cash.

Well then drop a prada bag full of cash in her mailbox instead!

(Still, a little haiku in the side pocket of the bag never hurt anyone

)

**daggerkobe** · 03-30-09, 11:35 AM

I'm beginning to think pico thinks he's hot stuff cause some whores were paid to stand next to him at the bash.

**flyingillini** · 03-30-09, 11:39 AM

Fondle her like her daddy used to when she was a toddler. She is scarred for life and abused. You will be able to nail her no problem. Treat her like her daddy did and you will have no troubles. Picomaster, you have earned SBR poster of the day!

**pavyracer** · 03-30-09, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Fondle her like her daddy used to when she was a toddler. She is scarred for life and abused. You will be able to nail her no problem. Treat her like her daddy did and you will have no troubles. Picomaster, you have earned SBR poster of the day!

Post of the Day so far.

**pico** · 03-30-09, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Fondle her like her daddy used to when she was a toddler. She is scarred for life and abused. You will be able to nail her no problem. Treat her like her daddy did and you will have no troubles. Picomaster, you have earned SBR poster of the day!

you know it is true that girls tend to look for guys who resembles her dad. i remember i had a friend in hawaii who dated a girl whose dad is an absolute asshole, and he treated her nice...you know what. she dumped him for a loser asshole who treated her like crap.

there is an old chinese saying, rabbits don't eat the grass around its hole.

**CS-MARIO** · 03-30-09, 02:53 PM

JUST ASK HER....

**flyingillini** · 03-30-09, 06:03 PM

Did you fondle her yet?

**Shark79** · 03-30-09, 06:20 PM

I think Pico is scared of woman.

Go ... knock ... have a $100 bill

and ask:

What can I get with this?

answer:

(fill in blank)

**ijustwant2bpaid** · 03-30-09, 07:05 PM

since u just noticed her, bring her some candy and welcome her to the neigborhood, u can tell by her reaction, if its bad though i would not rec going back or u might catch a charge, if its good, then u got a booty call in ur apartment which would be awesome.

**Fischnasty** · 03-30-09, 07:08 PM

pico, we want an update on the status of this

**LVHerbie** · 03-30-09, 07:15 PM

Jesus, just casually hit on her and see what happens... Most attractive women get hit on all the time so I doubt it is going to be an issue if she isn't interested and if she wants money you will find out quickly... it would be stupid to bring up $$$ until you know for sure it is going be required...

**pico** · 03-30-09, 08:36 PM

she still sleeping i think.